America Has Spoken And HoHan Is Out Of Ugly Betty!
America has gotten her way and HoHan is out of "Ugly Betty." That's what Kristin at E! claims anyway. Some "high-level insider" claims that HoHan will not be back and that they're cutting her ass out of future episodes she's already shot. Hold up. How does one become a high-level insider? What's the application process like? What kind of skills do you need? Does your office door say "high-level insider" on it? I like that. ANYWAYS....
Ugly Betty quit that bitch because she was not into creating a character. The high-level insider said: "She was more interested in just playing herself, and that doesn't work on a show like this with such heightened reality."
Hahahaha! That's so endearing. They thought HoHan was a real actress. Awww. Who wants to break the news to them that HoHan isn't really an actress and Santa Claus lives in the South Pole not the North.
Page Six has also gotten in on the action. Their sources say that HoHan was a wreck on the set. Apparently, she chain-smoked, trashed her dressing room and always had a huge entourage with her. When she wasn't sucking on fags, she would cut pictures of herself out of tabloids for some kind of scrapbook project. What a crafty lezzie! Think about the things she can make out of dried menstrual berries. Martha Stewart better watch it.
America and HoHan weren't exactly best girlfriends either. In one scene, HoHan character's pulled down Betty's pants to expose her granny chonies. Betty gets revenge by doing the same thing to HoHan. When America pulled her pants down, HoHan's chewed-up fatty worm lips were flapping in the breeze.
HoHan's friend said this is not what happened. They said: "Bullshit! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America's fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn't supposed to pull Lindsay's pants down - but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying."
For why would HoHan cry? We've ALL seen it up close. We've all been intimate with HoHan's crotch. Most of us have it in our T-Mobile Fav 5.
The friend went on to say that America is the reason why HoHan is off the show. She didn't like her, so she got her fired.
Well, now that HoHan has fucked that up, what will become of the little ginge gayelle? I hear a Shot of Love is looking for a replacement.....
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Please let this be the final nail in Hohan's career coffin
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I don't think it is necessarily Disney. Child-stars have been going bad since Different Strokes. IMO child actors get started to fill a gap in the parents life then the money starts rolling in and the kid is doomed.
Dr. FUNK,
QUALITY CONTROL.
That's it! You are now in MY fave 5!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Bitch should have been thankful they gave her a job.
GO PHILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
Skanky whores happen when little kids are told over and over and over again that they're the best and that nothing will touch them... Jacko, Mimi, ect. anybody? Almost feel bad for them... almost.
**where are we and why are we in this basket?**
@RICKI LAKE:
I chortle.;->
Sadly, I dont give a f*ck
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Yikes FritoDorito, Blowhan does look like Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe. And that is no compliment.
LOL Dr Funk "quality control"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Okay, I'm just posting to show my new name. I've been inspired by Slushy Farts.
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a.k.a. "Greta Grunts"
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Since we're still on the subject of "THE THICK & SEXY"-I dig America.I'd tag that in a heartbeat.I would'nt fuck Lohan with your dick MK.I certainly hope the story is true as posted.Normally I would see what America was doing as egotistical arrogance.In this instance I'd call it QUALITY CONTROL.
Blohan is starting to resemble Rachel Zoe a little more every day now. I never thought of her as attractive.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
PigPen Ronson...LMFAO.
Is anyone asking the question of WTF is going on at Disney? Every 'starlet' they pump out turns into a skanky whore.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Who told Blo that frowning like that is zexay? it's not. Does that ho have a permanent dirty sanchez or does the lightint ALWAYS suck in her pictures?
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Well put, Ricki Lake!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
PS.....i REALLY hate Hohans hair. It's so Gawd-damn awful!!!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
I dont believe this shizz one bit. I mean...i love to think the worst of Hohan...but i really think this is a fake story. If anything...because of the sucky economy they decided to cut a few eps. This just gave the tabs some fuel for their fire about America hating Hohan.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Sno..........you are so right. I think my head would drop off completely, and then that would roll. And then someone would come by and "film" it.
Yeah...ha ha. Ever notice how nowadays these skanks call their piece of shit movies, "films"? As if it's all High Art. Some guest on the View started talking about, "My movi---er---*film*"...and I about split a gut. Yeah, honey. Don't eff up on tv. Say what you're trained to say.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Ugly probably was scared Blohan wanted to sex her up.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
America Speaks for America! I effing love that ugly chick now!
That is all.
Ok, obviously LiLo didn't cry because America exposed her thongs. We've all seen way too many pics of her flaunting her red snapper to know that's not true.
I haven't really caught more than a couple episodes of Ugly Betty, but America Ferrara seems to be getting a rather large head as of late. Meh.
I can't stand the "Lindsey" persona anymore, but I do think the Hohan is talented - more talented than a lot of people give her credit for. Unfortunately she's a trashy ho, and it's hard to see talent through the cloud of cigarette smoke and hair bleach constantly surrounding her. The dirt wafting around her girlfried, PigPen Ronson certainly doesn't help either. Team No One, bitches!
I don't care...all I know is that 'Bones' was a repeat again last night and where the hell is 'Reaper'?
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
So she's on the cutting room floor...bitch still got a paycheck.
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Blowhan better lay off the ciggies. She's got serious smoker hag face.
Mabel Hodges IDK I think if I was in Hollyweird my eyes would be permanently on ROLL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
BloHan is more disgusting than a runny anal wart.
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
team America
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Submitted by NaNoop on October 23, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Damn, narcissism knows no bounds. Blohan, Shitney, Parasite... Funny how they have noreal friends and burn bridges. Can't wait until they are all has beens who chase the paps.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
I guess Blowhan's Momager Dina will have to forgo buying a new Lexus this year. Her main cash cow is a total eff up.
what is up with the carpet of fake hair, it looks horrible! tear out the cheap fake hair!!!
Submitted by Krawlie on October 23, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Okay, yeah...over Hohan she gets my vote, too....but she isn't better than ANYONE. No one is.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Damn, narcissism knows no bounds. Blohan, Shitney, Parasite... Funny how they have noreal friends and burn bridges. Can't wait until they are all has beens who chase the paps.
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on October 23, 2008 - 1:24pm.
She does seem a little negative towards other girls..but I think she really IS better than a lot of them. I don't know much about her but I haven't heard or seen her do anything that stupid or skanky, so she gets my vote.
Yes, Lara, yes!!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
She is such trash, she should just walk away from Hollywood and go get a job at a corner store or something
And I used to REALLY LIKE her...until I saw her behave this way
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Oh man, WHY oh WHY do I kinda feel bad for HoHan?
WTF is wrong with me?
I don't even watch this show.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
remember the incident with Blake Lively? yeah....america doesn't seem a nice girl at all.
As for Linds...I'm not a fan.
However....America is a Negative-Nancy and takes it out on others. Bitch needs to get secure and ditch the attitude. She rolls eyes at a lot of people, as if she is better than them, smarter, etc....WTF?! It's Hollywierd. They're all dumbasses, including her. Whatever.
Jealous much?!?!?!?!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
We've all been intimate with HoHan's crotch.
Speak for yourself, Buddy!
(curling up into the fetal position, go to happy place, go to happy place, go to happy place...)
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
well, I guess that answers that blind item.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I like America even more now.
"Bullshit! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string."
God help me if I have a daughter and she turns out to be a slutomatic scumbag like Lohan.