America Has Spoken And HoHan Is Out Of Ugly Betty!
America has gotten her way and HoHan is out of "Ugly Betty." That's what Kristin at E! claims anyway. Some "high-level insider" claims that HoHan will not be back and that they're cutting her ass out of future episodes she's already shot. Hold up. How does one become a high-level insider? What's the application process like? What kind of skills do you need? Does your office door say "high-level insider" on it? I like that. ANYWAYS....
Ugly Betty quit that bitch because she was not into creating a character. The high-level insider said: "She was more interested in just playing herself, and that doesn't work on a show like this with such heightened reality."
Hahahaha! That's so endearing. They thought HoHan was a real actress. Awww. Who wants to break the news to them that HoHan isn't really an actress and Santa Claus lives in the South Pole not the North.
Page Six has also gotten in on the action. Their sources say that HoHan was a wreck on the set. Apparently, she chain-smoked, trashed her dressing room and always had a huge entourage with her. When she wasn't sucking on fags, she would cut pictures of herself out of tabloids for some kind of scrapbook project. What a crafty lezzie! Think about the things she can make out of dried menstrual berries. Martha Stewart better watch it.
America and HoHan weren't exactly best girlfriends either. In one scene, HoHan character's pulled down Betty's pants to expose her granny chonies. Betty gets revenge by doing the same thing to HoHan. When America pulled her pants down, HoHan's chewed-up fatty worm lips were flapping in the breeze.
HoHan's friend said this is not what happened. They said: "Bullshit! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America's fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn't supposed to pull Lindsay's pants down - but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying."
For why would HoHan cry? We've ALL seen it up close. We've all been intimate with HoHan's crotch. Most of us have it in our T-Mobile Fav 5.
The friend went on to say that America is the reason why HoHan is off the show. She didn't like her, so she got her fired.
Well, now that HoHan has fucked that up, what will become of the little ginge gayelle? I hear a Shot of Love is looking for a replacement.....
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Submitted by Leona on October 23, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Thanks for the heads up Leona...Yeah, I tried on some slacks yesterday....I was a little creeped out about it.....I looked at the crotch area (of said slacks...) before I slipped them on.
@Big L:
Ain't no shame 'bout the Goodwill. I been known to pick up furniture from the curb. If it's solid.
It was on the news not to pick up any upholstered furniture because of body lice. Don't know if you can get crabs from the thrift store clothes or not.
Just tryin to keep ur back.
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Not high E?
If this story is true, I don't think America got Hohan fired because she was a jelly hater or a bitch. She's probably like me. I meet, know, and see so many airheaded, lame, whory, stupid bitches that after a while I cannot stand it anymore and I just have to be away from them. If I cannot get far, far away, then I will literally explode. I suspect America has the same sort of limited patience for bimbos.
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Ok, now to stop looking at LezLo's dress and read the article.
Submitted by Hekki on October 23, 2008 - 2:28pm. "Even if you're shopping at Goodwill, you can still get pretty contemporary stuff. Yes, I know that for a fact."
In this economy (or other ecomony's for that matter) I'm not ashamed to say I go to the thrift store a couple times a month. Before my last vacation I bought a brand name blouse for SEVENTY FIVE CENTS!!! It just so happened to be 1/2 off Tuesday, otherwise it would have been way too expensive :o)
I'm prepping for a new job so I stopped by there today. Didn't find anything in my size though.
Submitted by KD on October 23, 2008 - 2:34pm.
I always assumed it was because the "G" string on the guitar is the thinnest one, and g-strings are the skankiest of all underwear... but I could be wrong!
America and HoHan weren't exactly best girlfriends either.
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This was a blind item awhile back and I knew, knew, knew it was these two hos.
What a l0zR - Lindsay had an opportunity to relaunch her entire career with this and she threw it away to be a stupid twat. Yeesh!
I like America. She's good and bitchy. She'll be cool when she gets more power and then we can all hate on her;p
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Alright America!!!!
Good on you gurl, let that lil barely functioning, freckled face, rug muncher know who's boss. Sorry but If you're the star, its your right to show a lil attitude. If you're an effin' recovering f*ck-up, its your duty to kiss some ass and not make waves.
I used to work on Betty when it was shot in L.A., I believe this story to a T. America she seemed nice because she had to be to the crew. Honestly my assesment on her is as time has gone by fame is going to her head or her being so young doesn't know how to handle it and she is very standoffish. Either way what a bitch for having Lindsay fired the girl might be a Bloho but she is trying to get her shit together as best she can. You don't fuck with someone's livelihood just because you can. Then again Betty is on ABC which is owned by Disney and all that smoking, rockin atmosphere doesn't look good for a wholesome show like Betty.
HOface created her own problems. We just like to exploit them, make them worse than they are and feed off the maggots. I LOVVVVVE FEEDING DAY!
Yeah. American got her fired. That's what it was.
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I think America Ferrera tries to come off all nice and innocent, but in reality she can't stand to share the spotlight. Just like the interview her and Blake Lively did for that movie. America, was rolling her eyes cause the interviewer was all up on blake. Only difference with this situation is that it's on HER show, so she had the power to off LL.
What an idiot... Can't she just go to work, behave and do her damn job???
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Welllllllll, as much as I'd love to believe this story, I agree w/ the masses -- there's no way Blohan cried. I hope the rest is true, though. Did the bitch learn nothing from "Mean Girls"? You can't coast thru life & be a fucking cunt to everyone & not expect a little karma in return.
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America is a fat bully, someone give her an empanada to shut her up.
Nice look Lezlo. She looks like Rachel Zoe in that picture. Which is sad because Rachel looks 10 years older than she actualy is (isn't she 37?).
Submitted by KD on October 23, 2008 - 2:34pm.
I have an IMPORTANT question. Why are they called "G-strings"?
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Because they Go in the Groin.
Why are they called "G-strings"?
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Well it is America's show.
Poor Lezlo, not! Finally she can become a bigger hasbeen and hopefully disappear for good.
I have an IMPORTANT question. Why are they called "G-strings"?
That quote from the "friend" sounds so fake and made up. Oh and thanks Michael K, now I can't get the image of dried up menstrual berries out of my head.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 23, 2008 - 2:31pm.
That is a visual...eeewww LMAO
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I don't think Hohan can even get booked to do a douche commercial.
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I dunno, I could see her saying...
"hey girls, ever have that not-so-fresh feeling after a night of fisting? Crotch smell like an ashtray? Well, try new industrial strength HO-se Out, with it's new Clorox formula!"
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Submitted by LoLo: "Ok I get it, her character is "ugly" but is the bitch supposed to be fucking BLIND TOO??? I mean i see all kinds of ugly bitches on the street but they manage to put an outfit together that MATCHES!"
That's what I don't get, too. Like there is this mom at my kids' school with crispy bangs and elastic-waist khakis and white Reeboks and turtlenecks printed with little flower sprigs and denim chambray jumper. Like stuff a grandma in Ohio would wear. First of all, I don't know where you buy clothing like that in NYC. Even if you're shopping at Goodwill, you can still get pretty contemporary stuff. Yes, I know that for a fact.
No one on TV dresses like that, or has hair like that. No one on the streets of NYC looks like this. I just can't figure out if she is dressing like that on purpose. It's weird. I'm no fashionista, either, but...
I don't think Hohan can even get booked to do a douche commercial. How the mighty have fallen.
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"What a crafty lezzie! Think about the things she can make out of dried menstrual berries. "
Im not %100 sure I know what this means, and im not so sure I want to know lol but its fucking hilarious
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 23, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Imagine a day time soap opera plot on the crap level like Passions but starring the cast of Revenge of the Nerds, West Side Story, and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
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got it. thanks for replying Jeffroll!!
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The reason I don't believe this story is because I don't think Lindsay would CRY if someone pantsed her. She'd laugh. And then later, she and a bunch of friends would corner America and call her a wetback, or slip some crack in her diet soda. Or try to fuck her boyfriend.
Tough girls never cry unless they're drunk and they start talking about who molested them when they were four.
Jeffro11, I think Lohan was Booger.
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That would make sense, you know she's always digging up there for leftover coke nuggets.
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dried menstrual berries!!! haha...WTF?
I love Ugly Betty. High Camp at it's Best.
Jeffro11, I think Lohan was Booger.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
I had a cleaning business in Hollywood/Beverly Hills.I would get these actor/models just off the bus...or "in-between bookings".
They did'nt really wanna work...but they realized that I could put them face to face with someone career reviving/changing faster than an agent.A few of them actually went on to work regularly in the biz.Most went home.I think of them every time I see a clown like Lohan or Britney get break on top of break.
Yeah, she's dead in the water. Poor dear.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 23, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Lohan did but they cut her nasty ass out!
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I went on a date with a guy who called a G-string a pussy pouch.
I never did show that stupid fucker my under bits either. I told him i was saving myself for myself.
Who says Pussy Pouch on a second date?
A dude who aint gonna get none thats who.
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Imagine a day time soap opera plot on the crap level like Passions but starring the cast of Revenge of the Nerds, West Side Story, and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
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So who plays Booger???
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The show is not good IMO.
It looks like it takes place on a gay space ship.
There is all theis fuckery with people trcking people into getting knocked up, pyschos, fires, poisons and murder trials and shit.
Imagine a day time soap opera plot on the crap level like Passions but starring the cast of Revenge of the Nerds, West Side Story, and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
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Hang on? "G-string is not underwear"??
What have i been wearing all these years???
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Is that show any good? Never watched it... like most of the shows talked about here. sigh.
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Jeffro11,
I did get all serious there. Blech!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
"Either way, a G-string is not underwear"
You got that right!
Around my house we call them party hats!
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FYI Hohan: you look like a dirty cocker spaniel. Lose the orange extensions and take a bath.Maybe invest in a flea collar? yuk.
I'm torn on this one. I usually stick up for HoHan because of her SNL appearances. Even when she was obviously cracky she was still good. I think there's some talent in there somewhere.
But America Ferrara seems like a level-headed gal. She can easily spot fake people, like in that interview with that girl from Gossip Girl when she was rolling her eyes. On the other hand, maybe that just means she's a bitch.
Either way, a G-string is not underwear.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 23, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Jeffro11
I don't think it is necessarily Disney. Child-stars have been going bad since Different Strokes. IMO child actors get started to fill a gap in the parents life then the money starts rolling in and the kid is doomed.
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Ok I get it, her character is "ugly" but is the bitch supposed to be fucking BLIND TOO????
I mean i see all kinds of ugly bitches on the street but they manage to put an outfit together that MATCHES!
THATS AN ASSAULT ON MY EYE HOLES! All those clashing patterns and colors my fucking god!
Ive seen meth heads that can pull it together better then this bucket head! Shes got a giant HEAD! BIG CRANIUM!
Seriously she works at a fucking fashion mag in the show! YOUR CHARACTERS FACE CAN STILL BE UGLY WITHOUT THE SHITTY CLOTHES!
OMG! Slap all of them! HORRRIBLE PICTURE!
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