Maksim Thinks These Two Are Fat Asses

Once again, my arch rival CHERYL BURKE'S weight is up for discussion again. A little while ago Mop Head was crying about how H8RS were calling her meanie mean names like fat ass and chunk butt. A few "Dancing with the Has-Been" cast members came to her defense. Don't include Louis van Amstel and oh-so-sexy Maksim Chmerkovskiy in that group. They think both CHERYL BURKE and Lacey Schwimmer need to stop eating cake frosting out of the container.

Maksim had this to say about Mop Head and Lacey: "When I first saw these women this season, I said, 'Guys, you know the camera adds 10 pounds. You have to do something about this."

This obviously didn't stop Maksim from holding hands with Mop Head! Maybe he loves a little cushion for the pushin'. Shit. Pass me that jar of frosting.

Louis agrees and added that everyone gained some chunk because there was no summer tour. However, he thinks they have some kind of responsibility to be skinny. He said: "[People] look at this show to be inspired and think, 'If I just work hard enough, I can look like that. "If they watch someone who's dancing her butt off and she's still heavy, they can be discouraged."

PEOPLE! We are losing sight of the real issue here! Who cares if these two are fatty-bo-batties or not! The real issue is that Mop Head is sabotaging all the females on DWTS! Mop Head probably promised Maksim and Louis that she would clean their bathroom floors with her hair if they said those things. Their words have temporarily taken the spotlight off of her scheming ways!

Mop Head, you won't get away with this! I have my eye on you and I'm not taking it off for any.....wait....did somebody say jar of frosting? Mmmm.....frosting....