Maksim Thinks These Two Are Fat Asses
Once again, my arch rival CHERYL BURKE'S weight is up for discussion again. A little while ago Mop Head was crying about how H8RS were calling her meanie mean names like fat ass and chunk butt. A few "Dancing with the Has-Been" cast members came to her defense. Don't include Louis van Amstel and oh-so-sexy Maksim Chmerkovskiy in that group. They think both CHERYL BURKE and Lacey Schwimmer need to stop eating cake frosting out of the container.
Maksim had this to say about Mop Head and Lacey: "When I first saw these women this season, I said, 'Guys, you know the camera adds 10 pounds. You have to do something about this."
This obviously didn't stop Maksim from holding hands with Mop Head! Maybe he loves a little cushion for the pushin'. Shit. Pass me that jar of frosting.
Louis agrees and added that everyone gained some chunk because there was no summer tour. However, he thinks they have some kind of responsibility to be skinny. He said: "[People] look at this show to be inspired and think, 'If I just work hard enough, I can look like that. "If they watch someone who's dancing her butt off and she's still heavy, they can be discouraged."
PEOPLE! We are losing sight of the real issue here! Who cares if these two are fatty-bo-batties or not! The real issue is that Mop Head is sabotaging all the females on DWTS! Mop Head probably promised Maksim and Louis that she would clean their bathroom floors with her hair if they said those things. Their words have temporarily taken the spotlight off of her scheming ways!
Mop Head, you won't get away with this! I have my eye on you and I'm not taking it off for any.....wait....did somebody say jar of frosting? Mmmm.....frosting....
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@CHRISSS:
When you do the same type of physical training for years...and never switch up...your body holds you in contempt.Many pro athletes have this problem.You would'nt recognize their bodies as shining examples...but get them on a playing field & they mop the floor with you.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on October 23, 2008 - 1:18pm.
@JEFFRO11
It could include one @ the end of the festivities.;->
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If anyone needed a donkey punch, it's Cheryl.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
fuck it, a little chubby is alright with me.
bring back the chubby bring back the chubby.
chubby
DR.FUNK,
"Cheryl Burke is in that tweener area where SEXY THICK & FAT meet.I may or may not take her out...But after she & I finish the three topping pizza...and I'm done watching the ballgame...she gets a good ol' country thumpin'!"
PERFECTION!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
jim, you are a truth teller and a poet.
It is odd to see 2 of the professionals a bit chubby. It's hard to know how it's possible, with the athletic training they do. They must eat like horses.
@JEFFRO11
It could include one @ the end of the festivities.;->
The Lacey chik could make bank in BBW porn.
Amen Dr. Funk!
One question- is a 'good ole country thumpin' like a donkey punch???LOL
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE FAT SLOBS, THIS SHOW IS A FUCKING JOKE AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHY PEOPLE LIKE TO SIT AROUND AND WATCH THESE D-LIST FUCKING LOSERS DANCE...FUCKING DANCE???
Put em on the Britney diet:
-meth
-dieuretics
-paparazzi semen
-plus all you can eat Cheetos as long as you puke em back up when you're done.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
As I've said before...Cheryl Burke is in that tweener area where SEXY THICK & FAT meet.I may or may not take her out...But after she & I finish the three topping pizza...and I'm done watching the ballgame...she gets a good ol' country thumpin'!
okie can I PUNCH him? Ben has the time machine right now but you can use it later
i wish we could watch ANTM together so I could hear you do your Jaslene!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I will take fat over ugly any day. One is fixable. these two...no hope.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
I guarantee they both swear they are only a Size 5.. *laughs ass off* ahahahahahaaaaa
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
"Submitted by speakit on October 23, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Hi JIMMY!!! *blows kisses*
Who's the chick on the left? Her legs are fugly."
OMG! So true! I didn't notice until you said something, but girlfriend is from Cankle City. How does a dancer have such bad legs?!
Hi Mrs. K!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
speakit: Lacey was on So You Think You can Dance last year, her brother won the year before, they are from some "dance family" I liked her, she was very cute and a good dancer but she wasn't this big, I think now she's on DWTS which only proves what I always say: So You Think You Can Dance is 100 times harder and more interesting than Dancing With The Has Beens.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Speaking of shovels.. I remember the first time I had thanksgiving at my husbands house, We were jsut dating then.. His mom made a big meal, and I was really really thin, THEN!! Anyways,, I had my food on my plate, and HE *cusses* (bf) said in front of his parents.. "uh, do you want a shovel" WTF.. Like.. OMG. I could not be more devastated.. I just got up and walked out of the house.. Of course he had no clue as to what he did wrong.. Fucking prick.. and yes I ended up marrying him!!! *shakes head* *looks for time travel machine*
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Jeffro11 !
Spot on! Take the emphasis from that mug of hers!!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Taste in movies aside, I'd have to agree with ricki. ;)
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
They got to much junk in da trunk.
The only good fat is a Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hi JIMMY!!! *blows kisses*
Who's the chick on the left? Her legs are fugly.
Hey Clarisse, Cheryl needs that 'do that you were gonna get!
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Congratulations Mrs. K! I just lost 2, and i'm over the moon about that. I can only imagine how great you feel!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
It seems kinda tasteless and sexist, but I do sort of agree. Image is a large part of what they do, and the fact is, nobody in the industry wants 'fat' dancers. Of course these women aren't actually fat, but (at least currently) they're heavier than average for what they do. I feel sympathy for them, but at the same time, uh....don't become an actor, dancer, model, etc. if you don't want to be judged on how you look. It's part of the territory. (Though I don't think that excuses thousands of Internet blog posts about what heifers they are or anything.)
Mrs K.,
Congrats you sweet thing!!!!
Louis van Amstel,
I would put on 50 lbs to "work out" with Bob Harper from BL!! Mmmmmm Hot Trainer Bob....
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=...
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
They're alil heavy, BUT I wouldn't go as far as to call them FAT! Kristy alley is fat, Oprah is fat. These girls just need to lose a couple pounds. I just don't understand how they gained weight when they probably excersize and dance like crazy, so it probably means they were shoving and shoving their mouths with food!
I haaaaaate Burkes hair..It just looks so bad on her I would totally give her a fierce haircut for free just so she can get rid of that mop!!
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 23, 2008 - 12:53pm.
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Congrats on losing the weight. I could afford to lose a few myself. Now where the fuck did I put my twinkie?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
do something w/ your hair, bitch! Fuck.. Like it is just, there.. Like Out there, And now I want to start singing that song... "I like big butts" But its just so, shaped..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 23, 2008 - 12:53pm.
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Why is my post in your siggie, miss thang?
@Snowpiece and Speakit:
The only reality show that I'm into is LA Ink other than that, I hate them. Ever since they started this whole reality TV craze, I have become convinced that they will fucking film anything.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I would gain 50 pounds for Max...**swoon**
As someone who has just lost 25 pounds I'd say, yeah, they could afford to lose a few...
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
eating frosting out of can isn't okay? my butt needs to know that.
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In the real world, they look fine; on this show, they're heavy compared to the rest of the dancing stick figures.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Are you kidding me?!?! They're FAT. Fat for dancers, fat for regular people. I'd say lose 15-20 lbs.
If this pisses them off, then they shouldn't have put their fat bodies out there.
YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR CAKE & EAT IT TOO!! Literally.
Submitted by FritoDorito on October 23, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Can someone please tell me how shows like Dancing With The Stars, America's Next Top Model, etc are actually watchable? I don't get it.
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Me either. Let's pop some popcorn and watch people watching those shows. That would prolly be more entertaining.
Numerous people are discussing them on ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. So interesting! Join us. Add your peculiar comments.
I kinda agree with him that as professional dancers on TV...it doesnt look good to be carrying around a bit of chunk.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
wow, what a couple of fat porkers. how much do they weigh, 140? 145?
Frito: I don't get DWTS but ANTM is hysterical to laugh at Tyra and the clueless bitches.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
fatty fatty two by four...
Maxsim has always been a douche. Too bad because he's soooo hot. As long as the girls are happy and healthy--which they are because they're dancers and they get physical exercise.
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Lets ask what Susan Powter thinks..
http://www.nndb.com/people/572/000030482/
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Fat dancers! LOL!
They're NOT fat, but they're "big" for professional dancers.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Can someone please tell me how shows like Dancing With The Stars, America's Next Top Model, etc are actually watchable? I don't get it.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
wow, Lacey porked out big time. wtf is up with these people? what must they eat? they work out like crazy when they are dancing.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
OH come on!! they are not fat! as much as i hate cheryl she looks hot! they look healthy and fit.
right hollywood, just make everyone believes that size 0 and 2 are the only acceptable size...
I love them, they look great and hot to me!
remember Donyelle Jones? she's the inspiration and i dont even think she has problem with her weight..
that's it, MK I want that frosting cake.