Thursday, October 23rd 2008

Work It, Girlfriend!

This is 15-year-old Miley Cyrus' panty model boyfriend, 20-year-old Justin Gaston having a gay old time at some party a few months ago. Um....where can I get on the Evite mailing list for these kind of parties? I could do without all the Satan eyes and pit jizz, but I'm all for shirtless wrestling. And by that I mean "cuddling and canoodling."

If you add some strobe lights, a Kylie Minogue soundtrack, and a couple of drag queens, this would look exactly like a West Hollywood dance club.

Here's a few more of Gaaaaston in a crop top. Only Miley would date a bitch who wears a fucking half-shirt. Crop shirts are only okay for tops in a hurry who don't want to get a little ass jelly on their shirt hem.

And is Gaston drinking a cup full of warm pee pee in the sixth thumbnail? Forget it. I don't want on that Evite list after all. I don't play that pissy pissy shit.

Posted by: Michael K


loozer's picture

Note to the photeygraffer, they do have cameras with red-eye reduction.
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LoLo's picture

Why do i have that Team America song stuck in my head now?

" America! Fuck Yeah! Lick on my ass and suck on my balls!"

HA HA HA HA
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oklahoma's picture

*sticks on new bumpersticker*

I don't cream for pit stains!

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gia's picture

he is a cutie, but man, what is up with all the gayness? i know they are drunk & all, but he is more touchy feely with the dudes than the chick who is there. hhmmm...way too much sweaty male bonding for me.

Deb's picture

Gay or straight, he has a yummy bod.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

will.i.am's picture

This is obviously way past Mileys bedtime.

LoLo's picture

IM crying laughung! Im gonna get in a lot of trouble for making noise over here!

HA HA HA HA HA I want to go to these parties too!

WTF is going on!
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Oxygen's picture

Who wears cornflower blue knee highs anymore? Miley probably told him he looked hawt in that outfit too.

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Happy Halloweeny

When he first came on the scene I saw a lot of comments at the various blogs from people who went to H.S. w/him who said he was fully out of the closet gay, and I'm sure that's true.

loozer's picture

I wasn't sure about his orientation before these pics. They scream Xanadu, Dancing Queen and Go West. No wonder Billy Ray isn't worried.

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LoLo's picture

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Look at his little shorts!

We wear Short Shorts!
We wear short shorts!
If you dare to wear short shorts
Nair for short shorts!
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NovaNightly's picture

SO gay. *shakes head*

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We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]

Just Wondering's picture

Who is that horrid woman in the last thumbnail? She looks old enough to be his mother...it's probably the fat guy's wife. File this under vile.

Just Like A White Winged Dove

Clarisse's picture

This main pic did give me a start! I thought it was Brady Quinn at first!!!

I wonder if Billy Ray is going to rub one out over these pics?

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oklahoma's picture

hahahahaaa

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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.

And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!

snowpiece's picture

okie: every party needs a Benji madden
(sorry Benj)
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DeeDee's picture

Justin is definately having some Homersexual times in a couple of those pics.

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iHeartHaters's picture

Does the fat guy play Drew Carey's cross-dressing brother?

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

oklahoma's picture

And you just KNOW that he didn't borrow that cut off shirt from a girlfriend. He got that out of his own stash..

Snowy.. So fat people do fit-in?? huh?? One of these things is not like the 5 other models in the house.. lol..

Knuckles_Johnson's picture

Yup, he's a homosexual.

greenfinch's picture

i love the pit stains on the dude in the purple shirt lol

Clarisse's picture

WAIT!! Someone stole Justin Gaston's trademark silver cross! The symbol of his faith!! The...nope...wait..there it is.

Phew!

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snowpiece's picture

what's the fat guy doing there?
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cornpone's picture

well, it's just gay. that's all there is to it.

kdracofan's picture

douché bag

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JillyPoo's picture

That cup of pee is probably Redbull vodka, which is just as bad.

Every time i see this kid he reminds me of Randy from one of the Real World seasons.

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