Work It, Girlfriend!
This is 15-year-old Miley Cyrus' panty model boyfriend, 20-year-old Justin Gaston having a gay old time at some party a few months ago. Um....where can I get on the Evite mailing list for these kind of parties? I could do without all the Satan eyes and pit jizz, but I'm all for shirtless wrestling. And by that I mean "cuddling and canoodling."
If you add some strobe lights, a Kylie Minogue soundtrack, and a couple of drag queens, this would look exactly like a West Hollywood dance club.
Here's a few more of Gaaaaston in a crop top. Only Miley would date a bitch who wears a fucking half-shirt. Crop shirts are only okay for tops in a hurry who don't want to get a little ass jelly on their shirt hem.
And is Gaston drinking a cup full of warm pee pee in the sixth thumbnail? Forget it. I don't want on that Evite list after all. I don't play that pissy pissy shit.
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In the 2nd pic, the big beefy dude is carrying his new bride over the threshold.
Anybody have the nudie pics?
Well I'm def not middle-aged and while I was more than crazy in my teens and early 20s, it was considered smart practice to not take photographic evidence of our parties. Maybe it's something inherent in this generation because to us, only dumbasses and douches felt the need to flip off cameras and try hard to look constipated - I mean slutty. And still, we did manage to have good times that I never want my family to know about....
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
He's wearing a cross, how christian of him :)
Reminds me of the MadTV sketches where they spoof Abercrombie and Fitch ads. The AF salesmen ignore the women shoppers and end up wrestling with each other and remembering the great times they had playing naked nighttime rugby and skinny dipping together.
maude, I think that's a cafe au lait mark. Or a mole.
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um, yeah hi. is that a friggin NUBBIN on his finely sculpted man-boy chest, a few inches below his left nip? look closely. i think it is.
he's chandler bing in a half shirt.
"Submitted by megalomart on October 23, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Do any of you have pictures like this at home? I certainly don't, sure we have crazy times but no evidence!! I mean seriously, if you're AT ALL famous, why the F would you take pictures like these EVER?!"
Lol, you're middle-aged, aren't you?
I don't mean that as a knock, but get a Facebook account and look at the profiles of young 20-somethings. They all have pictures like this. This isn't shocking at all. And I'd hardly call this dude famous.
PS Have you missed the 1,100 recent reports of young beauty queens being dethroned because of the semi- to full nude and/or lesbionic pictures they take of themselves in bars? It's not 1950 anymore.
Even Clay Aiken said "Butch it up a little" after seeing these photos.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Klassy with K....and isn't he a bible toter??? Hmmm...looks like someone has a bit o' sugar in their tank....better run to church lil gay boy!!
Is that old guy his soccer coach or something? These are creepy pictures! Too many pit stains and lusty eyes. LOL
Do any of you have pictures like this at home? I certainly don't, sure we have crazy times but no evidence!! I mean seriously, if you're AT ALL famous, why the F would you take pictures like these EVER?!
Do any of you have pictures like this at home? I certainly don't, sure we have crazy times but no evidence!! I mean seriously, if you're AT ALL famous, why the F would you take pictures like these EVER?!
Ok, so now I love him and he needs to be full-on protected from Miley.
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Soooooooooo Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Anyway, Miley probably thinks he's soooo sweet and soooo attentive! He even know's a lot about fashion and how she should wear her makeup. He's a great listener and he know's all the dirt on the other girls on the Disney set.
And their is a girl there but he wants to be all up on other dudes!
Think that is his Romeo and Juliet pose...
John Travolta doesn't look that gay!
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Submitted by mary jane on October 23, 2008 - 11:56am.
I don't know what's more attractive, the blue knee socks, that one guy with his drink spilled down his shirt or the other dudes nice pit stains. What a fugly bunch of assholes.
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True. But the kitchen probably looks nice when it's not full of douchy assholes.
I knew that white boy was gay! My gaydar went right off the fucking charts when I saw him! And my gaydar is NEVER WRONG! gay gay gay! Using Miley for fame poor dumb little rich whore.
I don't know what's more attractive, the blue knee socks, that one guy with his drink spilled down his shirt or the other dudes nice pit stains. What a fugly bunch of assholes.
Makes sense.. what 20 year old straight guy will date an underage brat if he can't legally have intimate relations? Work it girlfriend is right! take advantage while you can.
Submitted by radio siren on October 23, 2008 -
11:46am.
Does anyone else see the main pic as him revisiting John Travolta's role in "Staying Alive?" Looks like he's practicing for the remake.
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Exactly!! That was my first impression when I saw the photo. (great minds think alike)
omg, ok now, the half shirt could be redneck but he doesn't have butt gut, that's where your fat ass migrates forward and up and leaves you assless.
However, methinks this one is of the GAYston persuasion.
Congrats Miley, YOU'RE A BEARD!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Why do douches flip the bird whenever there is a camera around? Is it a code of conduct in a rules book or what? Stupidity personified...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday.
He's not gay, he just loves men like I do......
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
Does anyone else see the main pic as him revisiting John Travolta's role in "Staying Alive?" Looks like he's practicing for the remake.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
I always wondered why men (or women) wore half shirts - now I know.
Don't want to know what 'ass jelly' is though. Ignorance is bliss on that topic methinks.
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Haaaahaaa….I can so hear him saying “Big finish!” just before that pic was taken.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Wow.That's...that's um...GAY.
Hope the artist who shot this fabulous essay on Bear/Twink love was properly compensated.The headlock/pee-drink pic is straight outta' some Abercrombie & Fitch ad.
MK why is this not filed under Girlfriend Please?
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Gay. So does this make Miley and him the newest Will and Jada? Only Miley would be Will right?
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
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Eeeeew licking sweat is never hot that shit always leaves you with stank breath and ruins the fucking mood...not that I would know
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I love every "asspect" of what gay men have to offer, and Miley's hawt gay piece is no exception. Here here for naughty nekkid wrestling and pushup contests!!
Maybe he's just dating Miley to get close to Billy Ray.
More pics of an underaged douchebag doing stupid things while drunk.
Next.
Ewww....he's nasty.
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Jill, because they are guys! *holds nose* If they are sitting on the couch, they are probably sweating.
Has anyone told this guy that he's nearly 24 years too late too play a douchebag in Revenge of the Nerds?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Back when he was on Nashville Star, someone found a bunch of his modeling pics and they make these pics look downright manly.
O...m...g.
It is a shameful admission of mine that I have always found dudes in half-shirts to be attractive. (Ok, maybe not morbidly obese dudes in half-shirts, but you know what I mean.) They really need to make a comeback beyond football practice wear.
Oh how I want to lick his sweaty body. Why is he dating Miley Cyrus? Am I the only person in this country who thinks she's kind of ugly? And she seems really 'special' sometimes when she talks...and not in a good way. Oh right, she's rich and famous and he's a famewhore underwear model who couldn't cut it on Nashville Star or whatever with his mediocre singing. Makes perfect sense now.
Am I the only one who thought that was Pete Wentz at first?
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
Gayfaced tool.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Why are they so sweaty?
The fat guy's candy-corn teefs are nasty.
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I said good day, sir!
I recently said there was no way in hell that Miley and this douche weren't effing on the regular. I stand corrected.
Looks like Mountain Dew to me, but I don't get out much. Papa Billy would not approve.
Gay indeedy
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This just proves the theory that every straight guy is only 5 beers away from being gay.
And what in the Revenge of the Nerds hell is that boy wearing?
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
He is as gay as the day is long.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
ghey.....Miley must be so disappointed, whore that she is....
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You want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fucking tread the ground that I am walking on
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