Work It, Girlfriend!
This is 15-year-old Miley Cyrus' panty model boyfriend, 20-year-old Justin Gaston having a gay old time at some party a few months ago. Um....where can I get on the Evite mailing list for these kind of parties? I could do without all the Satan eyes and pit jizz, but I'm all for shirtless wrestling. And by that I mean "cuddling and canoodling."
If you add some strobe lights, a Kylie Minogue soundtrack, and a couple of drag queens, this would look exactly like a West Hollywood dance club.
Here's a few more of Gaaaaston in a crop top. Only Miley would date a bitch who wears a fucking half-shirt. Crop shirts are only okay for tops in a hurry who don't want to get a little ass jelly on their shirt hem.
And is Gaston drinking a cup full of warm pee pee in the sixth thumbnail? Forget it. I don't want on that Evite list after all. I don't play that pissy pissy shit.
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um...he's pretty and all, but he looks like he's the main course in an all gay buffet...the random female is just to try to distract from the obvious gayness going on...
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Now we know why Billy Ray lets his underaged daughter date this girl-man.
lets be honest... WHO FUCKING CARES?! we were all 20 and blackout drunk once... off what seems to be redbull and vodka (note the lime green color... im a pro lush). we've all taken shitty pictures, maybe some with a dick in the ass or down the throat, or maybe in this case, in boxers and a fucking cut off shirt. who are you to pretend your shit doesnt stink and this has never been YOU in those photos.
lord knows i have a million.
fuck off, he's a real kid living his real life.
he's 20, he should be in shitty pics and trying to fuck a 15 yr old. that makes him NORMAL.
andrea ex fucking marie.
But Miley is still a virgin, waiting till marriage, and sings for Jesus, right?
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That pic of the topless himbos gives me impure thoughts and tingles in my testicles!
Gaston, that name reminds of Beauty and the Beast
ok homo fo sho
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The war isn't working.
Bad thought: those old folks aren't, like, dude's parents, are they?? If so, this is just sicker than it needs to be.
"Learn to be a frugal slut."--MK
He'll never get prosecuted for banging Miley. Any jury will take one look at his industrial-strength gayface and laugh the case out of court.
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Nice pit sweat!!! Yummy!
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Dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dun-a,
Dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dun-a,
(Synth, synth, synth, synth, synth)
"Wellll, I see him every night in tight blue jeans..."
Dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dun-a
"In the pages of a Blue Boy magazine..."
Hehehe...what a cute little ladyboy. Looks like he's got something going on with the guy in the third picture on the second row. Maybe he can't wait...to see him again?
He bought his crop top and short shorts at Gay Mart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vj0AbWu-Zw
Poor Viley. By now practically everyone on an inhabitable world in the Milky Way knows that Undergarment Boy seems to lean towards the peen.
Seriously, these photos remind me of a 70's photo pictorial in "Blueboy" magazine. You know, one of those "Coach Carter Punishes Johnny The Jock In The Weightroom With Some Towel Snapping And Accidental Anal" issues. Something tells me that this young lad would have found that scenario exciting.
EEEwww Purple Pit stain is going for the Prostitot Purple Headed Soldier!!! Soooo wrong!!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me. Than a frontal labotomy :}
Who invited the Grimace??
That sweaty purple pepaw pawing those young boys makes me feel awkward and uncomfortable.
Ugh. Think I'll go to church now...
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
seriously, who lets their 15 year old daughter date someone who is 20??? Unless he is gay of course. Her parents are the worst ever!
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So this is what stright guys do when you leave them alone? They strip the twink down to his underwear and take pictures of him. Good to know.
I thought that was Ethan Hawke!
this is gross, but once he takes that little Olivia Newton John Let's Get Physical top off I totally wanna lick his nipples and make pancakes on his belly. Dunno what exactly that means, but it's sexay
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That's amazing - WTF!!!!!! Any money says Miley's Big Daddy hired Justy-boy and his posse for his own b-day party too...but not just to pose for pix...SWEET!!!
It looks like they're on E
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I still can't get over looking at this hot piece. There really is no God if a bucktoothed fucktard like Miley Cyrus can land this choice piece of manflesh.
gay. very very gay. we must protect the innocent from miley.
If you look at all the thumbnails very closely (yeah, I've got nothing better to do), this whole thing seems freaking weird to me.
The older guy and the woman give me the creeps. He looks pretty damned pervy and I'm betting that they are married. Wonder when this was taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Is it just me or are all their pupils kinda way too large to be just drunk...
"Crop shirts are only okay for tops in a hurry who don't want to get a little ass jelly on their shirt hem."
This is priceless and such a good idea...I hate getting ass jelly on my short hem when I am having a quickie with some bottom bitch. I always have to pull the hem up or take it off...LOL
I love when those Abercrombie & Fitch new catalog slumber parties get totally off the hook.
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I'm totally busting a chubby looking at these pictures. Even the one where the flushed aged Stay-Puft marshmallow dude is holding him.
I want! Gimme!
Does Miley know that box of rocks sucks dick on the side when he's drunk?
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Innocent boyish fun.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Gawddayyum he's hot. Probably dumb as a post, but still...I would hit that in a heartbeat.
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this is their "bible study group"....
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 23, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Ah yeah he's 20 my mistake. Now his super sexy muscle definition makes more sense.
This explains why he hasn't been arrested for statutory rape.
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What the fuck does a 20 year old do with a 15 year old? Take her to Hello Kitty?
Are they kin?
the DUDE! abides...
I think he's like 20 right? not 15
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Frisky- that made me laugh so hard. I remember that.
Now the woman in the fried blond (Wig?) next to him, last shot- she looks older then he is. And I am trying to figure out how these fuckers all know each other. Did they bring him home after hitting the links one day? Was he a caddy?
The big fat ex football player looking guy perplexes me. And no straight man would pose like this no matter how drunk. So have fun with that Miley. Wonder if he runs to the bathroom and showers for an hour every time they bumping clams as MK would so gently put it..
He ain't just a tighty whitey model, y'all. He is also a sanger.
Billy Ray was one of dem judges on the talent show he was on.
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He's only 15? But his muscles are so....defined.
This guy looks like he's 5 feet tall, how the hell can he be a model? Maybe that's why he works in LA and models underwear cause no designer would ever hire his monkey ass to wear their clothes...you know, unless Miley Cyrus has a say in it, then he'll be walking whatever because he's bumping uglies with her and they'll hire him just to get her to come to the show and get press. We'll see what this dude does when Miley Cyrus goes the way of Barney the purple dinosaur and other fading children's characters. Bitch is gonna be Hannah Montana till the day she dies. You take that show away I promise you no one will give a shit about her.
I was just wondering where Billy Ray was in all this fuckery and it occurred to me- SOMEone had to take the pix.
Submitted by Frisky on October 23, 2008 - 12:20pm.
LMAO! Those were awesome! PERFECT example.
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who invited the old dude? i didn't know lou perlman was out of jail- umm... awkward.
No golden showers for Mk?
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So that's why peepaw Cyrus isn't worried about this one.
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I have seven brothers. I have 17 nephews. I have never seen straight men pose like these dudes, even when drunk.
I, too, thought it was Pete Wentz in the first photo.
My mind is spinning while it tries to process what it's seeing.
Couldn't this also be tagged under "Eyebrow Situation"?
His Brooke Shields need some help.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
just sayin: Right??? There is something just so Travoltaesque about his look in this photo. "I wanna STRUT!..." But DebFrmHell is right in that even Travolta didn't look quite this gay in "Staying Alive."
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