Thursday, October 23rd 2008

Say Something Nice

If you can say something nice about these two dick bags, then immediately check yourself into the nearest loony bin. Actually, save a spot for me, because I need some mental help for feeding the douches. AND if you're reading this, you're coming with us too for falling for their trap. The joke is on all of us!

There really are no words to describe the concentrated fuckery going on in these pictures. Twit and Twats staged photo-ops must be art directed by John Waters. This shit is going above and beyond camp. I mean, the gun, her “Read My Lipstick: Vote McCain-Palin” shirt, his “Palin For VP: God, Guns, Glory” and the book..... I have to laugh to keep from crying. Joe Sixpack is not amused.

And I'm actually shocked to see Heidi with a book. Obvioulsy, she can't read, but I'm surprised she can even pretend to read.

Posted by: Michael K


boudoir73's picture

GROSS - how fucked are these people?

Something nice: shortly after their stroll, Twit tripped and accidentally shot Twat in the eye with his rifle

Andraya's picture

I killed these Barbie fucks, and I liked it

MyTwoCents's picture

Something nice...Ooohh, their non-crossed eyes help them look only partially retarded.

Lucky there's not enough brain cells between the two of them to know HOW to vote.

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TexnDoc's picture

Is her bag one of those 3,000-4,000 dollar deals that Martha Stewart had at her trial? Bet it is. I think they're hilarious - a lot of pre-planning goes into simple spur of the moment outings like this.

Spencer is gross looking - Hiedi is just a whore.

stupid douchebags! I tried, couldn't do it.

wtf are you doing's picture

Something Nice....I pissed in that beer bottle!!

These two dickasses need another photo-op like Jodie Marsh needs bigger tits.

Maybe while people are losing their homes left and right these two are looking to buy foreclosures.

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stop posting photos of them. no one cares. boring

possumqueen's picture

They epitomize many things which are wrong with our society. It's no big surprise that low lifes such as these two are stumping for that tired old nazi and his murderous henchbitch.

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Monalicious's picture

Dear God........ Obama must be pissing himself with joy right now!!! What better indorsement than this?
These two idiots make you wish abortion was retro-active!!!

Living well is the best revenge.......

Fake tits for freedom! Nuke the world! It's sexy!

BillLay's picture

Some day, their Mother Ship will come and take them away. I will not wave them good-bye however. Instead, I will merely shed a tear, and wonder, silently, why the hell they were allowed to land here.

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AXE's picture

Nail his dumb ass for breaking the open container law! Here's the evidence...put that twit away!

Noelegy's picture

Harry Browne was the Libertarian presidential candidate in the 2000 election. He has written several books. This book is not new and certainly was not written in response to what's going on with the economy. Libertarian =/= conservative.

That being said, I'm amazed either one of them has the gray matter to parse Harry Browne.

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Freak Speely's picture

Are they getting into character for some live action Ken and Barbie movie?

You just know he's already chopped off his junk for the role and she went to Guatemala to get her tits done (they forgot to put the nipples back on but conveniently superglued her pissflaps together), so they fit the parts just right...

KT's picture

LMAOOOOOOO the cheesy shirts, the beer, and the guns? redneck republicians much? not saying all repubs. are rednecks but come on.. can you look any more stupid?

someone needs to turn that gun on them STAT to put them out of their misery.

"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3

Wyle E's picture

I don't know jackshit about these two coz I live in Australia (apparently to my advantage in this case)....

...but it strikes me as incredibly offensive that someone is advertising they are reading, 'How to profit from a monetary crisis' in the current economic climate.

Not just tacky. Not just tasteless. But offensive considering all the people that have lost and will lose their jobs over this.
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Just because that sneaky troll only eats children's hair and squirrel nails, doesn't mean she has to sabotage all of us from trying to get some Mexican goodness.

Brenda Lohnes I hate these two dipshits, I wish the ship from their mother planet would come back for them.

These two need to kill themselves immediately.

Fugly little turds. Are their 15 minutes up yet??

dollyface's picture

At least this time it's not upside down. She'll have to give her personal hired "paps" an extra quarter for their editing.

Sandbitch's picture

They're sitting on the edge of a sheer drop...what a lost opportunity! There's never a charging llama around when you need one.

Is it legal to walk around carrying a rifle?

Otter Pop's picture

Where's a hurricane when you need one?

Dr. Dick's picture

No, I will not say something nice.

These two will never be dead enough.

red_hot_kitchen's picture

Nah, never mind. Too skinny.

red_hot_kitchen's picture

Her legs look pretty, despite her cutoff-so-high-the-pockets-are-showing shorts.

There. Something nice.

Dj Tenn.'s picture

Is there nobody in LA interested in becoming famous for killing these 2?

"If it doesnt have a working peen,then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK

electrodelux's picture

don't be desperate.

Damnit all to HELL!!! she's wearing the same hiking shoes I wear!
And drinking Bud, and carrying a gun? So very American. Obviously, the "reading" was just her "acting".

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one square's picture

something nice.... hmmm.... my very liberal so cal neighborhood is full of obama/biden lawn signs, thus assuring me that i will never EVER have to lay my eyes on these two wastes of sun-in and fake-tan.

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TITS's picture

Dr Funky - what's a big tent? never heard that term before.

Is it like a revival tent - the bigger it is the more loons it holds?

Or are you talking about the tent pole in your panties?

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Bitingontinfoil's picture

Re: Pic # 1 FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE PUSH!!!!

Well if these towering genii are voting McCain/Palin perhaps I better rethink my vote.

It's ironic that in its quest for immortality, religion itself may lead to our extinction.

shut the smurf up's picture

Maybe this is an stupid question, but isn't it illegal to drink on the streets?
I know it it is MA.
something nice?.... is nice to see that is Bud light that is being wasted instead of Heineken.

DR.FUNK's picture

@TITS:

Indeed.That's the problem with "BIG TENTS".

a well placed shove over the cliff and the world would be a better place.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

I blame it all on decades of crappy TV, hormone- fed beef and diet soda.

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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?

maDalice's picture

These guys are just digging the hole a little deeper for the GOP. Good job!

radio siren's picture

Submitted by DUDE on October 23, 2008 - 12:17pm.

DUDE! I've MISSED you! God, if I had the time and the stomach to track them down in person, I'd tell them to their smarmy faces myself. We don't live that far from them. Seriously, these two make me violent like nothing else.

On a brighter note, it's so good to see you here again! xoxoxoxo

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TITS's picture

Dr Funk - you called it. I wonder how a political party deals with advocates they don't want? I mean what if the republicans didn't want these two supporting them because it makes them look bad - do they ... can they get them to stop?

I wonder if they'll start morphing into white supremists soon.

the male is starting to look verrry chunky. i can see him turning into a fatty mcfat fat.

I can also see their dopplegangers Karla Holmoka and Paul Bernardo having turned out like these two as well. Had to mention them!

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

If I could duh and dar myself down enough to say something nice, I would be a JJ'er.
And I wouldn't have any fake friends and would eat my lunch at the wobbly table where the Janitor eats.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

WildGuy's picture

Something nice? ummm ... ? ... ummm ... ?? ... ?!! Between the book and the shotgun, at one of them is being held correctly.

kdracofan's picture

girl_cheese: lmao

Would it have been asking too much for the photographer to have given Speidi a little shove off that cliff?

DR.FUNK's picture

1980's Orange County called...they want they these two to exit the time warp.

DUDE's picture

@Radio-I'd give away half of the money in my wallet for them to read your post.

Anyone have change for a $2 bill?

Oh, and Hi.

the DUDE! abides...

DR.FUNK's picture

Don't know any conservatives like these two douchenozzles.I do know a lot NEO-CONSERVATIVES like these two douchenozzles.

Bda's picture

They should blow their brains out with that gun good lord I really hate them! Thank you Michael K for ruining my whole year now!

Here's one...STOP POSTING ON THESE UNTALENTED, ANNOYING SHITHEADS! You are continuing to give them what they want.