The Fun & Games Continue Backstage!
It was bitchness as usual on "The View" yesterday. They went at it about political crap, Elisabeth Hasselbeck offered Joy some "Obama Kool-Aid" (delicious!) and then Barbara Walters told everyone about the complaints they received about the McCain t-shirt Elisabeth wore on Tuesday. She designed it herself! Why so talented, Hasselbeck?!
During the conversation about the t-shirt, Joy said Elisabeth was promoting shit and that's not right. Elisabeth responded by saying that Joy promotes her politically-natured stand-up shows all the time, so it's the same thing. Well.....when the cameras went off, the bitch fight cunt-cunt-cuntinued. C-Word slip!
According to Defamer, Joy went after Elisabeth backstage for making the comment about whoring out her stand-up shows. A witness says that Joy shouted at Elisabeth, "If you do that again I will burn you down." Joy, I got a match if you got the time!
Elisabeth turned red and tried to respond, but Joy stopped her and yelled, "Shut the fuck up!" Joy exited the war zone, leaving Elisabeth by herself.
Don't these bitches know that they can't fight unless the cameras are around! That needs to be put in their contract. Better yet, they should start airing a "View" reality show. And Elisabeth should know better than to cry off camera.
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ah, I like Joy. She makes me laugh.
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You want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fucking tread the ground that I am walking on
-Maroon 5 "Harder To Breathe"
Guys I want a Benji for Prez shirt too!!!
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Submitted by yeahbuddy on October 23, 2008 - 10:34am.
Your brillance touches my soul. Why can't we all be this fantastic?
in the words of Joy the monster from the sewer
STFU!
LoLo / Farrah!
We should start a Save Benji campaign!!!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
I hate that Elizabitch. She is so stupid. Why does she even have a spot on a Talk show? Oh yeah she was on Survivor once. Did she win it?
She and the cunt McCain should marry.
Well she is pretty though but her stupidity kills it but i would still do her but tape her mouth or wait maybe not.
GO Obama!!!!
Lo, I don't know what to do! Benji Madden has me ethically confused
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Clarisse on October 23, 2008 - 10:27am.
From your lips to God's/Buddha's/Allah's/Great Spirit's/Gaia's ears!
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Clarisse, hun, i am really praying from my black heart that you guys get at least someone decent that will keep his hands OFF your taxes and put them to good work, dammit!!
Benji Madden is mah man. I'm gonna get a T-shirt like that: Benji 4 Prez!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I bet if you were to wring Elisabrat's neck, she'd gobble like a Thanksgiving turkey!
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Submitted by Clarisse on October 23, 2008 - 10:32am
Awww yeah we shouldnt tellhim right?
I mean he has herpes for life now.
Lets let the fella have his moment.
Maybe we could turn him straight?
* puts on Benji for President shirt*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo.. Whoopi totally used your chapstick the other day.. I forgot to tell you.. And she used your hairbrush!! Oh And your,, well I really dont' think she uses any of that shit.. So never mind..
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
The shirt should have said "Cunts stick together mcain't/bible spice 08"
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Im all for people being able to voice their opinions, i just dont want them to do it in a high pitch cry aby voice and i want them to be able to articulate because otherwise I stop listening and lump them into the " OMG STFU" category. Then their point is lost along with the chance to inform and educate.
So if she wants to be taken seriously, she needs to.....I cant take her seriously. Sorry. She was agame show contestant.
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Joy Behar is a fucking disgusting human being, like most liberals. Liberals and democrats always preach "peace" and "tolerance" but they are anything but. The only nice thing I can possibly say about Behar is that she more than likely knows how many letters the word "jobs" has, unlike democrat Joe Biden!
And ever notice how every "name" female liberal, from Behar to Whoopi to Walters to Streisand to Garafolo to Surandon and all of them, all look fucking disgusting and like that haven't taken a shower in ages and they know absolutely nothing about grooming? Like they all came out from under a rock? But name republican women all look great, clean, groomed, and stylish. Behar looks like a fucking monster from a sewer. Like all name liberal women.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 23, 2008 - 10:25am.
Farrah: I think the real BM was on here yesterday, did you see that? I almost made panty pudding!
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WHAT??? the Holy one was HERE?? with the rest of his peers??? (sluts)
@Loozer, you should HAVE HAD to ask the Moderator, we NEEEEEEDSSSS to know. I'll be all up on that beesh. Benji Madden is the shit.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
On the politics topic, did anyone catch Jon Stewart's tirade against Governor Palin? She really pissed him off.
I am now confused as to if I am a 'Real American'. I live in a small town, but I watch The Daily Show.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
"it was a joke cause of his doucheocity?"
*puts away Madden for President t-shirt*
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
See now, that's the thing about liberals,they are the more tolerant party-everyone is allowed to voice their opinion, UNLESS you don't agree with them, then you have to STFU. Hypocrites make me sick.
They talk about their liberal opinions all the time, and Elizabeth Hasselback just fires back with hers. If she honestly thinks that the majority of their audience doesn't think they're all liberals except for Elizabeth, she's quite delusional. Hell, Whoopie speaks her opinion all the time! It's kind of unfair for them to be able to speak their minds but Elizabeth (simply because she's in the minority) can't.
Okie Ive told you about my deal with chapped lips right? Thats why i cant think A-Ho is the HWATNESS because of those grey, chapped, butt lips fro that movie Squirrel Interrupted
SNOW SNOW if that is the real Benji are we gonna have to break it to him that it was a joke cause of his doucheocity?
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Submitted by LoLo on October 23, 2008 - 10:24am.
TEAM FARRAH!
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i'm tearing up by the fact i have the support of the slutiest sluts in this slutty site.
My first policy would be take all of Cindy McCain'd jewelry, including her $25,000 Chanel watch and i bet you she has a Faberbé Egg collection. The money i will share with you sluts..
#2) I will giveBENJI MADDEN the power to take care of all other businesses. I'd be too busy fanning myself with $100 bills from Mrs McC.
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 23, 2008 - 10:25am.
Farrah: I think the real BM was on here yesterday, did you see that? I almost made panty pudding!
I was just going to ask who else saw that. I started to e-mail MK to see if he could verify it was really BM, but I figured MK is too busy.
It was in the Dethroned Louisiana Beauty Queen thread if anyone wants to check it out.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
so what if she's repub. extreme libs are almost just as annoying, if not more.
Submitted by oklahoma on October 23, 2008 - 10:25am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on October 23, 2008 - 10:23am.
Which is nastier? Her hairs or her teefs?
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*whispers* her lips..
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Only when they are clamped down on a ciggie. She favors Marlboro Reds. Ew.
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
I dont watch the show unless MK puts up the clips but in this picture her neck is ripe for a chokin!
Even if i didnt think she was a silly big mouthed twat i would say that. Im judgemental like that.
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Farrah,
"But anyway, since i'm not American, i really hope you sluts get the president you desperately need"
From your lips to God's/Buddha's/Allah's/Great Spirit's/Gaia's ears!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Farrah: I think the real BM was on here yesterday, did you see that? I almost made panty pudding!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Sugaroo on October 23, 2008 - 10:23am.
Submitted by oklahoma on October 23, 2008 - 10:22am.
Which is nastier? Her hairs or her teefs?
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*whispers* her lips..
*takes off fucking running* WHAT.. I just meant that they needed to be chapped..
I think my job sucks but I would not put up with the harrasement - Joy is a bully and does not like young Elizabeth is and how she got this job without doing anything but eat rice on an island. When it is personal it is hard to stomach - Joy shows no class - Elizabeth is an easy target - I am no Elizabeth fan by any means -It is painful to watch someone bullied daily - they must pay her well - I am very lazy there is not enough coin for me to be bullied everyday
okie! I should only be flowy for one more day!LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
TEAM FARRAH!
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Submitted by oklahoma on October 23, 2008 - 10:22am.
Which is nastier? Her hairs or her teefs?
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Submitted by snowpiece on October 23, 2008 - 10:19am
i just woke up (meds) so, sorry if someone else already said this (i'm sure they did) but i believe BENJI MADDEN would be an awesome candidate! Benji Madden Kool Aid!
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Thanks Farrah but we are fucked either way LOL I appreciate your sentiment though!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Flowy, Snowy!! Yep, I agree.. GD they just live to tell that bitch what to do.. And it is really getting OLD.. Like Whoopi's hair, OLD!!
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
I don't get what the big deal is about the shirt. Everybody knows she's a die hard Repub and the others aren't. How is the shirt all of a sudden a newsflash and protest-worthy?
i hate this bitch to noooo end. I actually don't watch The View at all, i'm team Regis.
But anyway, since i'm not American, i really hope you sluts get the president you desperately need. Whoever wins, i hope he brings some relief to your pockets, protects your kids' well being and hopefully, stop giving the rest of us sluts the evil eye every time we have to go in the US for business.*sigh*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Joy Behar is my new hero. TEAM BEHAR!
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Yeah, they need another conservative in the show. Poor Elisabeth, going up against Whoopi and Joy all the time.
Holy Crap she looks like a totally different person in that pic!!!
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as much as I hate Eliz and if you read about Mccain he's not exactly the hero he's made out to be, that is a cute tshirt. and she should be allowed to wear it.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
...and her fuckin' hair! She keeps going lighter and it looks terrible on her, IMO. I think the hair is actually what annoys me the most - because the faker the color the faker her personality.
Look how much better it was when it was darker w/ just some highlights-
http://img.timeinc.net/ew/img/daily/592/elisabethht_l.jpg
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Joy and Elisabeth deserve each other.
And whatever they both get.
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Joy is the biggest hypocrit, she can dish out but can't take it. Just like when Bill O'Reilly was on yesterday and he called Osama a communist, Joy got pissed at the "name calling" not 2 minutes before she called Palin a lipstick pig. Fucking red heads are always dumb.
I am absolutely torn. Do i hate this twat more than that cunt Palin? Yes? No? No...still hate Cunty Palin more.
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Fuck they didn't catch that shit? Come on Sherri you should have whipped out your camera phone from your chi chis I know that's where you have it stashed! About time someone put that bitch in her place! And by god those women must have patience I would have flew across that table many a times talking to that dumb bitch! You might as well talk to a wall with that one!
Oh wow whats up with her face....and yeah i agree she is freaking annoying but I also think that her wearing the shirt shouldnt have been such a big deal...I havnt watched this show in a loooong time but Joy does always promote her shows so why cant Elisabeth promote whatever the hell she wants..political or not
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The Great AmeriMcCain Hero.
That sounds pretty good...like what you see is what you get...if that's how your spelling American that day...
But seriously. I was talking to some tweens the other day and Politics does inadvertently rear its ugly head - we had an election too - So they asked me ...we know about Obama (yes, they are "of colour") but what's the other guy's name again? I told them: McCain. They replied: For real, yo? The guy who makes those frozen fries???
Just saying wouldn't it be cool if we were working towards that education thing instead of AWAY from it with each step?
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HAPPYBMDAY!
I see this will be another slow day. These bitches fight all the time.
Washington Insider"..."take on my own party" ... "bipartisan"..."joe six pack"..."hockey mom"... "Maverick!"
No fan of hasselback, but c'mon! Joy?! That woman is indisputably the most misnamed creature on Earth. Perhaps Distemper, Bitterhag or Crustybitch would have been better, and more accurate names.
Again, I don't like hasselback (though I do think she takes an unfair amount of shit because she is not a democrat) but Joy lost me when she was explaining why she didn't go to her boyfriends work christmas party the night before "What?! Like I'm going to hang out with school teachers?" Of course there was a lot of backpedaling after the commercial break, but what a cunt!
I mean, if hasselback had said that or the infamous ching chong of rosie she would have been hauled out of the studio and stoned to death.
Just sayin'
but if they kicked her off, what reason would there be to watch? The fights are what makes it interesting - a lot of the time, anyways...
It would be nice, though, if they had on someone with a conservative opinion who was educated and intelligent and could actually discuss the issues. EH just gets huffy and makes faces and changes the subject. Fuck, I could better debate the conservative take on things and I seldom even agree with them. I keep waiting for her to throw in this or that which would actually prompt a dialogue with Whoopi and it just never happens.
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