Kim & Carrie: Together At Last!
Oh, look! 29-year-old Kim from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" finally met her "twin" Carrie Underwears! Yeah, I'm full of lukewarm caca as usual. Carrie's wax figure's wig looks way more natural than Kim's beige yarn nest.
Carrie got her own wax figure at Madame Tussauds in NYC yesterday. And the night-shift workers at Madame Tussauds got a new "girlfriend" to fight over. If I worked the graveyard at that joint, I'd probably become friends with the wax figures and tell them all my problems. They are probably good listeners. Shit. Talking to Carrie's wax figure is probably like holding a conversation with the real thing.
Here's a few more of Carrie and her wax figure yesterday. Is it just me or does Carrie's wax figure look like it was face fucked a few times? Oh shit. The workers couldn't wait, could they?
Wenn
the wax looks like a young katy griffin, i think. although the real one could also pass as a daughter of kathy griffin
Aside from the fact that it looks nothing like her it's pretty bang on.
I think the jaw on the wax is a little too wide or squared..I think that's why it's fug. Oh, and it's boobs are a bit bigger..
Submitted by Monalicious on October 23, 2008 - 11:10pm.
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Yay and all (as the last thing any parent needs is their child needlessly going off to get pointlessly killed) but seriously, THAT'S what it took for him to change his mind?! That's kind of funny! :D
And now "Wrestling School" you say... hmmmm! ;)
I will never say anything snarky about Carrie ever again. That woman did one wonderful thing in my life. She did the song, "Just A Dream", and the most amazing, tear-jerking video for it ever!!! And I thank God everyday for that song. My beloved 18-year-old son was seriously thinking of going into the Army after he graduates in June 09. Took all the test, medical screens, everything. Right before he was to sign his contract, he saw this video. He told me, "Mom, I could see myself in that video, in the coffin, you holding a flag and crying. I couldn't do it!" Thank you God and Carrie!!! I was about to go completly mental at the thought of my baby boy in Iraq!!! Now, he wants me to send him to Wrestling School. That I can handle.
Living well is the best revenge.......
The wax one is kinda turnin' me on...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vj0AbWu-Zw
they didn't get her piled on makeup heavy enough on the dummy.
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Worst wax figure EVER. I think its hilarious! hahahaha u can tell she is fuckin dissappointed! HAHAHAHA
The wax figure reminds me of Judith Light, for some reason. *puts down wacky tabbaccy*
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Ahahaha... Yes I have seen those mummies! Thank God for my plump lips. Heaven forbid I remind anyone of something dead & decayed.
But you have to admit that Carrie is an attractive living creature.
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"What? It's just a lil' sodomy."
that wax figure looks like kathy griffen
Kim on RHOA makes 29 look BEAT!
Submitted by lsa224 on October 23, 2008 - 10:53am.
Submitted by speakit on October 23, 2008 - 9:23am.
"It really bugs me when someone has pencil thin lips."
Really? You gotta be f@*kin fistin' me!
Why?
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Have you ever seen bog mummies, Incan mummies or Egyptian mummies unwrapped? That's why. When someone has very little lips and ESPECIALLY with a lot of teeth, my mind thinks mummy.
Carrie's eyebrows are the ones that really need help. Most of us stopped tweezing so far in between the brows after doing it once when we were 13. PLEASE let's recognize THE REAL ISSUE here.
How do you tell the real from the fake?
The real ones got a wick you want to lick.
Submitted by speakit on October 23, 2008 - 9:23am.
It really bugs me when someone has pencil thin lips.
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nah, that's just what they're born with - no drama.
However... ever see someone with a mouth like a cats asshole? That's personality affecting facial features - totally different. Prune to the max.
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"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Jessica definitely has no talent, but she's famous for looks and didn't need some talent show to get "famous".
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That definately says it all. You can also add in there that Jessica became famous for being a dim bulb in a reality show. What's the difference between becoming famous from a talent show or from a reality show?
Borrowing a little bit, why does she keep "baiting Jessica and Tony" with those "pencil thin lips." Once Tony touched the lips of Jessica, and the rest of her, he knew there was no comparison. Jessica definitely has no talent, but she's famous for looks and didn't need some talent show to get "famous".
Sure Carrie isn't a dog or anything, but those lips are not attractive. And she got on the Hollywood thin - bandwagon because she was normal weight during the first few weeks of AI.
Lastly, leave Jessica alone, you lucky, lonely thin lipped manequin.
I don't know who has been cranking out the wax figures lately but they suck ass. That candle looks more like Celine Dion than Carrie U.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
KIM is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.
Submitted by speakit on October 23, 2008 - 9:23am.
"It really bugs me when someone has pencil thin lips."
Really? You gotta be f@*kin fistin' me!
Why?
And Carrie should have just boycotted that heinous misrepresentation of herself.
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"What? It's just a lil' sodomy."
The wax figure sucks. Love Carrie's dress.
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I love the fact that you can't tell them apart. That may say something for the wax figure but not much for the 'human' standing next to it.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Hate the dress on the wax figure. Got to admit Carrie's dress and shoes rock.
The wax figure looks old.
I can't tell which one's real
Live each day as though it’s your last because one day it really will be
*streaks thru the crowd*
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Looks more life like than the real thing.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hahahaha I know Clarisse...makes you wonder huh?
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Lo I know, I was waiting for me to start falling from the sky! ♥
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On topic: Meh.
Mrs. Gosling,
The real story here is the well hung bat!!!
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In a world where nothing is truly reasonable, nothing is truly mad.
Morning Ho Dawgs!
Snow PIECE! SNOW piece!
Bundle up woman it is colder than Fish Sticks under bits in an iglo yo!
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 23, 2008 - 9:47am.
Her wax figure looks like a tranny lol!!!!
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A Tammy Wynette wannabe tranny
why is the wax figure taller and thinner than the real underwood. Look at the heels and legs. Scam.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Her wax figure looks like a tranny lol!!!!
At first i thought MK was saying Kim was posing next to Carry and I was like dam she got a lot of fucking work done on her face lmao im slow
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
I loathe the whole AI thing... but even I have to admit she's a pretty girl.
I just wish she'd stop with the Jessica Simpson baiting - it's so unbecoming.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 23, 2008 - 9:26am.
AHH! I cant tell what is what?
Who is who?
...me neither! freaky!!
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Is it me or does that wax figure look like a blonde Kathy Griffin?
As long as Clay Aiken never gets a wax figure. That is some Child's Play shit I don't want to deal with! Bitch looks like a gayelle Chucky doll.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Sensimina: LOL her face looks busted. the nose! I'd be like: can my wax figure get a nose job?
and I agree with everyone saying who doesn't get a wax figure? Where's Bo Bice's one?
WHERE IS BENJI MADDEN'S WAX FIGURE I ASK YOU!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Wax figure should be called Scary Underwood.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula: "Can anybody get a wax statue these days? She's been relevant (and I use that term loosely) for what, a few years?"
No kidding. Used to be wax figures were reserved for heads of state, pop icons and maybe a sports star. They're ruining everything.
haha snowy!
yeah, the dress is awful, but her face looks worse! can a celeb veto their wax figure if it's fug? her eyes look wonky and insane and the hair is some fucking Ken Paves and Jessica Simpson Hairdo clip ons.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
I never noticed before how long and witchy is carry underwear's nose
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
what a dress to be preserved in for all eternity!
morning hobags
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Waxy looks like a bloke :S
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
Wait they BOTH have on underwear from Antlanta?
Which one plays football?
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AHH! I cant tell what is what?
Who is who? Im not kidding the combo of the pattern on one dress combined with the switching of the bodies positions i did get a little dizy and now I have a head ache.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
It really bugs me when someone has pencil thin lips.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 23, 2008 - 9:18am.
I know! It used to be that those made from wax were really REALLY famous!! Now it includes Zac Efron? I seriously doubt he exists outside of this site. Just a sick joke from MK.
**where are we and why are we in this basket?**