David Did Not Do His Tennis Instructor And He's Suing Over It
The Daily Mail ran a little story claiming that David Duchovny's overused peen somehow found its way down the panties of his tennis instructor Edit Pakay. Before the story was published, David's bitches told the DM that the story was a falsity. They ran it anyway and even said David had a "full-blown affair" with Edit. Quick question. What's a half-blown affair? Is that when you just suck on the head?
Well, David is ready to get it on with the Daily Mail in court, because he's suing them for defaming his good and pure name!
In the story, Edit alluded to having an affair with David, but she never came out and said it. Edit later denied there was an affair and said they are only friends and playing partners.
The lawsuit filed yesterday in Los Angeles states: "The story falsely alleges that Duchovny sought out Ms. Pakay to be his tennis instructor and that the 'professional relationship'...quickly turned into a love match. By its intentional and reckless conduct, Daily Mail has caused substantial harm to Duchovny, in complete disregard of the truth and of even a semblance of journalistic integrity."
If this does go to court, I hope they call David's peen to the stand. His peen knows the truth and cannot tell a lie. If the peen is too shy, they can call his no-no hole to testify. I'm sure it has seen some fucked up shit. Literally. It can be the Daily Mail's dirt star witness.
David wants at least a million dollars from the Daily Mail. With the currency conversion, that's like 2 pounds, I think. And I'm pretty sure David will settle for a taint slap and a salad tossing.
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I bet Dave got embarresed when her pic came out, that's why he's denying everything. I would, too......... She looks like the stuff of male nightmares. A living, breathing Black-and-Decker-Pecker-wrecker!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
I think Mr.Fornication WANTS a fullblown slap
I don't know what the excitement is about this dude, he is ugly as shit, but I heard he has a huge shchlong! Tea is well rid of him, she's a class act, and he is, well, a pig!
Submitted by loozer on October 23, 2008 - 9:45am.
Early and Adele were really bad influences on him.
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He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday.
hes lame
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If his peen takes the stand will it act like a divining rod? "Oh yes, been there, done that, next bit of evidence please."
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 23, 2008 - 9:52am.
How is it that we almost NEVER heard about this guy even after he was in that Californication show even when The xfiles movie came out...and all of a sudden hes everywhere?
Agreed. Part of his motivation has to be publicity. He's using some very fancy, very expensive lawyers; it would cost him a fortune to see this suit through.
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That photo is hot and I need to go masturbate now,thanks MK.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
How is it that we almost NEVER heard about this guy even after he was in that Californation show even when The xfiles movie came out...and all of a sudden hes everywhere??? Is he trying to get into serious acting? lol
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I bet cigarette smoking man know the truth....cuz the truth IS out there....
*cue x-file music now*
this would not happen if he wasn't a known xxx-phile
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TMZ has a copy of the lawsuit complaint. The funniest thing is Edit signed a sworn statement denying that she was ever even his tennis instructor.
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/1022_duchovny_wm.pdf
Hekki that would be my dream job.
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Early and Adele were really bad influences on him.
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Submitted by LoLo: "...Maybe he let her do the NOM NOM NOM on his carrot and lick his sugar cubes and then they cuddled and talked about it afterwards and thats how Tennis Donkey came to assume they had a close personal space ship together?..."
LoLo, you and MK should get together and write a show or something. Too fucking funny, you guys are.
Ya know, if DD just ignored this tabloid fodder it would fade away. A lawsuit just draws yet more attention to the MESS he's made of his personal life.
Well I would deny stickin' my pee pee in that womans meat grinder mouth too man!
I mean WOW!
Maybe he did diddle Ms. Ed-it.
Maybe he let her do the NOM NOM NOM on his carrot and lick his sugar cubes and then they cuddled and talked about it afterwards and thats how Tennis Donkey came to assume they had a close personal space ship together?
And Tea Bags found out about it and was all like, " Well if you cant stick your penis in a garbage diposal then Im doing a FARM ANIMAL!"
And then Tea Bags Balogna fucked Billy Bob and then the two of those hos were like, " Look at all the nasty things we just had TEH SEX! with! We must be nasty sex addicts! Quick get your sick ass to rehabd we have a movie and a new season of nasty sexy stuff to promote!"
Yup!
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Damn Sheeps, didn't Tommy Girl sue the tabloids like 600 times for trying to say that he's gay? I wonder if anything "came out" in court about TG's preferences.
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five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
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Why doesn't he just sue the tennis coach? If the paper merely reported what she told them, then they're safe.
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This is very risky for him. The Daily Mail's lawyers get to ask him and Edit all kinds of intrusive questions in pre-trial discovery and at trial, including about other affairs he might have had. He's a self-admitted sex addict and plays one on TV: what reputation does he have at this point?
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Unless it's a hot piece coming forward.. SUE!!!!!
US$ is about as strong as it's ever going to be so he should look for a quick settlement. Worst possible outcome.. you sue someone you had NO sexy times with WHATSOEVER... AND LOSE!!
I am still lost as to why the UK tabloids are concerned with random stories about actors who have little to do with the island..
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Her name is Edit. Like Edith without the H or like she needs some deletions here and there?
I'm so tired of Fox Mulder's sex issues. WTF does he even have going on to drum up publicity like this?
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
He doesn't have to deny it. Mistakes happen. She said, "Let me show you how to serve your balls", but he misunderstood. It's all her fault! Her parents knew that she wasn't going to be very good at communicating, that's why they named her Edit.
This guy is a load.