Somebody Get A Camera Crew To Denise Richard's House!
Scratch that. Denise Richards probably has a camera crew on staff. I just hope they get a nice big close-up on her face when she finds out about the news that Charlie Sheen and his wifey are expecting twins. Brooke's mother confirms to People that they are going to have twin prostitute tranny babies in April!
Brooke's mommy, Moira Fiore, said, “Obviously, I am floating on air.” Um...it's probably because of that fifth martini you had at lunch, Moira. Slow it down.
Moira went on to say, "Brooke has had all day morning sickness but is coming to the end of the first trimester so she hopefully will feel better soon. It has been rough for her."
Moire thinks they are having twin boys, but she isn't completely sure. Yeah, that fifth martini is fogging up her memory.
Charlie and Brooke are so predictably boooooring. Twins?! That's the best they could do? Everyone in Hollywood is having twins. It's time to step it up to triplets or at least conjoined twins.
As for possible names, I'm thinking Dennis and Richard.
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I had no idea Sheen was so hated, lol. I don't know why I like Denise so much, or maybe I like her dad.
Charlie is the nastiest/creepiest man on earth. Any woman who spreads her legs for him should hang herself. Any women who has his fugly spawn should be called a desperate ass gold digger. You know he's gonna dump her ass in a year or two. I bet they did gender selection so he could have 2 fugly ass sons.
Any women that come across a man with the last name Sheen (or Estevez) should immediately cross her legs and bounce away to the nearest exit!
You don't procreate with borderline tranny lovers.
As if!
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I love Charlie,I have lusted him since his Wall Street days.He is one yummy mexican.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Why would Charlie be porking Alicia Witt?!?!?!?!?!
I only ask because she used to pork Al Pacino, who I love with all of my life.
And IF she still occasionally *ahem* does so with him, than she better not be doing it with Charlie, too. >>:-(
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 22, 2008 - 11:56pm.
The last time Charlie had a set of twins they were wearing cheerleader uniforms.
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Submitted by anna hannah on October 22, 2008 - 11:45pm.
I don't get the attraction of Charlie Sheen, he gets seedier looking as he gets older, like Chester the Molester.
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For reals. Nothing says "dirty old man" like Charlie Sheen's face.
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Trudat. Thank goodness Denise had the guts to leave his skank arse. Having such a wonderful Dad in Irv, it must be a real heart-breaker for her when she thinks of her girls. She got done over by a liar and a sexual addict freak. He chose Denise because she was beautiful, she chose him because she thought he would be like Irv, but he's merely a hollow actor with a dick that rules his life. GO DENISE!
And I still think Irv should hook up with Kendra Wilkinson's mom.
denise hasn't staged a press conference yet? what the fuck is up with that...
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The last time Charlie had a set of twins they were wearing cheerleader uniforms.
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Submitted by anna hannah on October 22, 2008 - 11:45pm.
I don't get the attraction of Charlie Sheen, he gets seedier looking as he gets older, like Chester the Molester.
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For reals. Nothing says "dirty old man" like Charlie Sheen's face.
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I don't get the attraction of Charlie Sheen, he gets seedier looking as he gets older, like Chester the Molester. But since he married again, it's only logical that he has yet another family, is everyone in Hollywood on fertiity drugs. Now having kids one at a time just isn't good enough, first too posh to push, now multiples, and of course be back to a size minus zero three days after birth. Anywho!!!! I guess the cragged hag faces of these two will be absolutely everywhere for the next several months until his Transcunttinental blobs are birthed. It just never ends.
this bitch always looked like she won something. Grossness. All of them.
I think its a hollywood match made in heaven!
of course Denise Richards hates it, cause (if you've seen her show) she's a fucking cunt.
Charlie loves it cause, he's a clueless idiot that'll inject his sperm into anything.
cue the drama, the perfect couple!
You mean he managed to get his junk in the cup? Wow.
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on fitness men personals site^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^l yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?
ITYF the Hollywood ho's get IVF because their partners all have The Herp, or worse.
Can't make a fetus when ur wearing a glove.
Common knowledge in the biz.
"That being said, I'd hit it."
Denise is a frog faced ho but Charlie is no angel. He reminds me of a perv sitting at his computer watching porn, whacking off and snorting coke.
Denise will want to collect alimony from those babies
"Moira Fiore" ... wtf?
Almost the same backward as forward. Which is how Charlie likes to fuck, no doubt.
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Charlie Sheen is so icky. That's all I have to say.
Don't drag Denise into it. Twin spawns of Charlie Sheen? Perhaps there's room in that basement Solange Knowles hangs out in? I feel soooo sorry for anyone with Charlie's dna. And they're bragging about it?
ha ha! My twins are all natural, identical beauties. At least I've got one thing over these rich f'ers!
that's pretty sweet. twins are the new wave in family life.
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Who cares what Denise Richards will think, my question is: why is everyone having twins lately? The odds of having twins are about 3 in 100 or 3%. Three fucking percent!! Why are so many celebrities having twins? Are like all those 3% somehow concentrated in Hollywood ?
I think they're all undergoing fertility treatments and it's become "in" these days to have twins. Like adopting, or LV handbags, or leggings...
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I'm totally hoping its identical twin girls.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
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Are that many people in Hollywood on fertility drugs? This is getting ridiculous...
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Pretty sad when your own old ass father is like a million times better looking then you are. I know charlie is a sex freak but does he have to look like one too? Eww he's so gross. he already has like 4 children, enough!!
1. Couldn't have happened to a better skankwad, girlfriend-husband-fucking-dumpee, gold-digging aging hooker. And I say "happened TO" because it's all about Denise Richards, donchaknow.
2. I feel for Denise's daddy; he deserves better than that, AND his own show.
3. Moira Fiore .... aaahhh! That's the PERFECT name for a martini-sipping, old country club dude-banging, ex-or-still-swinger mother-in-law. Already love her.
Strange coincidence, *Wall Street* is on the movie channel right now. The role doesn't require any real acting on Charlie's part, he just plays to type: arrogant arsehole.
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God, Charlie, dude, you just get uglier and uglier. It's like you have a nose that grows with all of your lies or something. You are just one ugly dude. I don't know how you get even semi-attractive women - even a big dick wouldn't help there...
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Make it stop.
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Submitted by DeeDee on October 22, 2008 - 5:23pm.
I'm unnerved by the celebrity twin phenomenon. This means our children will have to deal with twice the celebkid fuckery in the future.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 22, 2008 - 6:00pm.
Actually, I Cant exactly say I remember ever going to see any of his movies. I cant stand his lame sitcom and his movies always looked stupid to me.
The only movie I can actually remember seeing with him (besides that fucking labotomizing Scary Movie mess) was Ferris Bueller. He plays a good addict.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
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ok. these lab produced twins shit needs to STOP!
DO ANY OF THESE EGOISTS REALIZE THEY ARE FUCKING UP THE NATURAL COURSE OF NATURE??? OMGGG!!
Everytime I see another pod carrying "twins" I want to SCREAM!
Rant over.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Why would Denise care? She should have figured out by now that Charlie's just gonna be whoring around on this wife, too. That would make ME feel better.
Next is the interview where they say they are so surprised they having twins.
I hope they both look like Benji Madden.
Submitted by Kp on October 22, 2008 - 5:58pm.
but you KNOW theres some deviant sick stuff going on in that bedroom.
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but absolutely NO COMIC TIMING.
*she said as if beating a dead horse*
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
I also think anybody that marries Charlie Sheen is probably pretty sexually disturbed. I'm all about perverts if its kept in the home, but you KNOW theres some deviant sick stuff going on in that bedroom.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 22, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by Kp on October 22, 2008 - 5:04pm.
You can't really control it, though, unless you're taking fertility drugs and I think a lot of the over-35 Hollywood mothers are doing that. And even with that, you're not guaranteed twins. You could have one baby or seven babies.
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But if you conceive many babies at one time using IVF, doctors can selectively abort to produce a safer number (twins or triplets) of babies to carry.
His wife does seem awfully young to go the fertility drug route, but who knows...
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In more important news, a bear just shat in the woods. Good night.
Ugh.
And he still has no comic timing, whatsoever.
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
Moira Fiore. I love that name. She sounds like the Bebe Gallini of Queens.
I'm wondering if 'n' where Charlie has been getting any lately? Can't wait to see what tranny infested sperm twins actually look like.
They both look smarmy. Ugh. I'd have to be WASTED to fuck Charlie Sheen.
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by Mrs. Gosling on October 22, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Im not sure if I read that one Kd they all blured after a while lol but I watched the movie after i read the first one and I had to turn it off because what i had imagined in my head while reading it was way dirtier and better than the movie so i didnt want the movie to ruin it for me lmao
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LMAO I know exactly what you mean.
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I know alot of women who are older might have some trouble conceiving or something in hollywood, so that would make sense that the fertility drugs would produce twins, but this woman doesnt look very old.
I know some women have trouble conceiving, I just dont believe all of hollywood can have some twin break out all of a sudden and have it be a coincidence. I just dont think its the case.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
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