Wednesday, October 22nd 2008
John McCain Drops The C-Word
When I watched Kyra Phillips amazingly drop my favorite word twice on CNN, I thought to myself that this needs to happen more. Well, it did! While talking about boring political stuff, John McCain accidentally said, "Rates were cunt-cut in the Bush years..." (insert your own cunty joke here)
I love the look on Cindy's face. It quickly goes from "......." to "...!..."
And now that McCain has kept the word "cunt" going, somebody else needs to step and pick up the baton. My vote is for Mah Boo Anderson Cooper or Grover from Sesame Street.
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LOL!! I noticed Cindy McCain almost answering"yes dear"? Like McLame hasn't said cunt before. It's old hat to him, and Cindy's use to it.
I wonder when he last saw a decent cunt? He is surrounded by the most horrid looking women.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
That being said McCain has my vote. Well nobody says it better than The Next President of Cuntsville.
lol he said Cunt!
Submitted by Mr. President on October 23, 2008 - 1:03am.
Luvs ya too, Sandbitch. Hey, I must be overcoming my severe ADD because I've been a member of this site for a whole six months now without quitting. All cuz of great peeps like youse guys. Goodnight and see y'all later.
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Hey, I was typing my love note before I read yours. We is peeps, ya feel me?
Submitted by angel_i on October 23, 2008 - 1:00am.
Seven teenage descendants of figures of Greek mythology are assembled to battle the schemes of the villainous god, Cronus
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Now I dunno what Angel is talkin' about.
I've never seen Swept Away. I hardly watch any telly and I haven't been to the movies in years. To be honest, I've never heard of 99% of the celebs that MK and the rest of us slag off. I come here for you dudes.
Night Mr. Pres=)
I'm loving my new eyes. I just had them done=)
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Luvs ya too, Sandbitch. Hey, I must be overcoming my severe ADD because I've been a member of this site for a whole six months now without quitting. All cuz of great peeps like youse guys. Goodnight and see y'all later.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Well, I can now pronounce Bruce Greenwood: The Hardest Working Actor in the Business.
Whew! Was he smelly? A guy that works that hard has GOT to be smelly.
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Seven teenage descendants of figures of Greek mythology are assembled to battle the schemes of the villainous god, Cronus
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This is cool. This is on? I'd watch this. No, really. I would.
Ack! He was in Swept Away! I can't think about it - it's too soon!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 23, 2008 - 12:52am.
No idea what you're talking about. I'm still surprisingly sprightly and fresh. I see Bruce was in Swept Away, Wild Orchids, and Malibu Bikini Shop.
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@Angel
Check this shit out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haZPPBJC8Ic
(o no - you got me started)
But that's it - I knew I was looking for this!
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@Sandbitch: Alrighty then! Now I know ALL about him! Are you happy now? ;p I keed, I keed!
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Bruce Greenwood, born 1956 in Quebec
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 23, 2008 - 12:47am.
Sandbitch, you look neither sandy nor bitchy.
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Thanks Sheeps, but time and experiences change a person. Ya feel me?
Check this shit out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haZPPBJC8Ic
(o no - you got me started)
But that's it - I knew I was looking for this!
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Sandbitch, you look neither sandy nor bitchy.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
@Sandbitch:
It doesn't matter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us26qEQyTPk
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 23, 2008 - 12:33am.
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Is that you!?! You're so cute!
But I still don't know who that guy is.
It's ok, tho - I get it JFK, St. Elsewhere (the only thing I remember is Howie Mandell with a surgical glove on his head - that's it) - big things. I'm just out of that loop, I guess - Virginia Madsen is extra cool but I always catch her by accident...
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 23, 2008 - 12:32am.
Sandbitch, I don't know much
@Angel_i and Mr. Pres, and Tits and all the canucks.
I don't know much but I know I love you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i43fSjbEmA8&feature=related
Submitted by angel_i on October 23, 2008 - 12:27am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 23, 2008 - 12:22am.
OOOOOOH - I nearly forgot to mention - I've kissed BRUCE GREENWOOD! He's a canuck and we make a beautiful couple, IMO.
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Who is that guy? He sounds like a Canadian cartoon character. LOL!
PFFFFT! He's Canadian and played JFK in 13 days, and he was a hunk doctor in St. Elsewhere I thinks. He was damn lucky he bumped into me and copped a hug and a smooch, usually I charge for shit like that. That pic was taken in Del Mar, north of San Diego. He was filming a movie with Virginia Madsen and invited me to have lunch with the cast and crew...neat huh. I recall I had orange roughy fish from the roach wagon.
Sandbitch, I don't know much about Canadian government. I CAN tell you that whatever you do, stay away from the Moncton Ponderosa restaurant. Worst steak ever.
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I wish he would have said cunt about 25 more times in a row, and then tried to surf the crowd. I hate that fucker and I hope that wife of his fucks him in the culo.
Angel & Mr Pres - Does Canada have a President like the USA or a Prime Minister like Aus?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 23, 2008 - 12:22am.
OOOOOOH - I nearly forgot to mention - I've kissed BRUCE GREENWOOD! He's a canuck and we make a beautiful couple, IMO.
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Who is that guy? He sounds like a Canadian cartoon character. LOL!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 23, 2008 - 12:18am.
Angel, isn't poon, poon-tang an asian term for shagging?
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Poontang - in my world - is, like, Canucked down Jamaican for Punani. I dunno about the Asian thing - could be. Humans are funny monkeys with words!
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 23, 2008 - 12:13am.
angel, what about: "Don't get your touke in a knot, eh." Can't get more Canadian than that.
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O yeah. Because I say THAT every day.
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OOOOOOH - I nearly forgot to mention - I've kissed BRUCE GREENWOOD! He's a canuck and we make a beautiful couple, IMO.
http://www.brucegreenwoodfans.com/encounters/bruce&susan.jpg
Angel, isn't poon, poon-tang an asian term for shagging? Swear I'm gonna visit Canadia before I die. I searched youtube for Canuck earlier and all I gots was ice hockey...
Surely there must be more to canuckism than ice hockey.
My next husband will be Canadian, and normal.
angel, what about: "Don't get your touke in a knot, eh." Can't get more Canadian than that.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 22, 2008 - 11:32pm.
"fanny" for vagina, "rooting" for sex. Interesting. I guess you don't call those things that go around your waist "fanny packs", then.
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OMG NO!! Butt bag. Are there any unique Canuck words? I love me some Canuck. Just ask Tits and Angel_i... I can't get enough Canuck.
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LOL! I must have read FIVE MILLION (no lie - catch phrase of the day - but for reals: no lie) historical romances in my day - and those ones were SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Um...Beaver? Not so original...hmmm...I'm in Toronto so often you don't really get "Canadian" so much as "XXX-Canadian"...so I have Punani, Putang, Poon, Pinta, Chinchin (or chenchen - I never pronounce that shit right) (my mommy called it "poo poo" which is just straight up wack; no one else says that - so now I call mine coochiegirl - because really - who LIKES to say "vagina"?:), Nards, Nads, Gonads, Cojones, Coglioni -the French often use "belly" for vagina - or I guess, "womb" or whatever but I read that in some historical romance or something, I'm sure...and porking, poking, boning, slamming, greasing, boffing, I dunno - I'm sure you guys have some of those, at least...is there anything good in there? Did I mention that it's kinda sexual here? Cuz there's lots more I can't think of for obvious reasons:)
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methinks cindy is called that word by john mccain on a regular basis...
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 22, 2008 - 11:32pm.
"fanny" for vagina, "rooting" for sex. Interesting. I guess you don't call those things that go around your waist "fanny packs", then.
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OMG NO!! Butt bag. Are there any unique Canuck words? I love me some Canuck. Just ask Tits and Angel_i... I can't get enough Canuck.
@Sandbitch
I'm a Canadian but, trust me, the word "dobbed" means absolutely nothing in Canada or the U.S. I've never heard it in my long life. I looked it up so I know what it means, which is exactly what I assumed it meant. American D.O.B. means date of birth but that's as close as it gets.
You have your own word. Plus lots more from both England and Australia.
You just know that MK would love to make it a word that he could use, in any bizarre, preferably sexual, way possible. :)
"fanny" for vagina, "rooting" for sex. Interesting. I guess you don't call those things that go around your waist "fanny packs", then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
@Mustang: "Dobbed the cunt in." Something tells me that Michael K. would love to use that phrase - but not in the way you meant it.
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Hang on a minny musty, does that word have another meaning in the USA? Coz in Australia, "fanny" means vagina and "rooting" means having sexual intercourse. Don't ever ask an aussie chick which team she roots for or she'll kick you in the cunt.
:)
@ Sandbitch
I was truly horrified - I am technically a bastard child, but I WASN'T HEAVY!!
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Hon, that is absolutely hilarious, you bastard cunt (and I mean that in the nicest possible way). :)
"Dobbed the cunt in." Something tells me that Michael K. would love to use that phrase - but not in the way you meant it.
Lurve, Mustang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
@Mustang
"One of the guys (from Scotland) told us that "bastard" was the worst word you could use in Scotland. It took him 5 minutes to tell us the word. :)"
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That is soooo true! When I was a kiddle (mommy less) growing up in the UK - *bastard* was most def the worst word that could be spoken, worse still if you called someone a bastard. When I was in grade school, someone called me a "heavy bastard" and I went straight to the headmaster and dobbed the cunt in. I was truly horrified - I am technically a bastard child, but I WASN'T HEAVY!! I nearly fainted trying to repeat it. The bastard boy was made to apologize and stand in the naughty corner. Times have sure changed...
@ That cunt, oklahoma,
I'm one of those women who would never, ever, ever use THAT word. Long story as short as I can make it. About 6 years ago, I was in a "place". My fellow "placees" found out about my aversion to the word and forced me to use it (they had their ways) in the hallway, when we were going out for a smoke. They kept making it more gross.
I think it ended up being me saying, "You're a goddamned fucking cunt.". Kind of threw the visitors to the place. Heads whipped around. I looked like such a nice, polite, middle-aged woman.
Now, it's no problem. How else could I call my ex's bimbo a "fucking, gold-digging cunt"?
One of the guys (from Scotland) told us that "bastard" was the worst word you could use in Scotland. It took him 5 minutes to tell us the word. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
wow...Chock Full O' Nuts, you took it way back!
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Freudian slips are funny. As a kid I remember my Aunt saying at Thanksgiving dinner how she just loves Cock Full of Nuts coffee and laughing hysterically.
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Submitted by cio_cio-san on October 22, 2008 - 7:53pm.
jussayin- a pimp named slickback is awwweeeesome. that is all.
...thanx!!
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His upper lip doesn't seem to move when he talks so it might be harder for him to enunciate. I think this has something to do with the skin cancer surgey.
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Kyra Phillips was better but this is funny coming from McCain
Hahahahahaha I can't stop watching!!
Submitted by yeahbuddy on October 22, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Slightly off topic: "Cunt" has four letters and I'm sure McCain knows that it has four letters.
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That's all you have?
Don't be so sure!! The last 8 (million) years showed that republicunts can't count so well -- they've bankrupted our gov -- overspending more than all dem presidents combined.
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B Gone cunters!
Submitted by yeahbuddy on October 22, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Slightly off topic: "Cunt" has four letters and I'm sure McCain knows that it has four letters. Meanwhile, the liberal moron named Joe Biden is on record (and video, search for it) as saying the word "jobs" has THREE letters. He even spelled it out!! "Three letter word - j-o-b-s!"
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LOL! I would have loved to be a fly on the wall in the green room for THAT speech. Did I say three letters? Did I really fucking say that?!?! OMG who am I now? Dan Quayle!?!? I hate myself! I hate myself!
PS. No need to get so rude about it - we're all adults here. I think. Except Benji Madden - he's 12.
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Submitted by yeahbuddy on October 22, 2008 - 8:02pm.
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How many times are you going to bring this Biden thing up?
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Slightly off topic: "Cunt" has four letters and I'm sure McCain knows that it has four letters. Meanwhile, the liberal moron named Joe Biden is on record (and video, search for it) as saying the word "jobs" has THREE letters. He even spelled it out!! "Three letter word - j-o-b-s!" And the liberals get on Quayle's case? Their VP can't even count a four-letter word correctly!!!
The guy can't count the letters in a fucking FOUR LETTER WORD correctly!!!
Liberals are forever stupid and they get stupider every day.
Incidentally, in the UK, "cunt" merely means "idiot" so I guess it's OK to call Biden a "cunt" - FOUR letters!
Yeah, McCunt sucks. Alls we need is another prez who can't speak.
B-Gone republicunts. swish.
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