A Touching Tale
Gather the whole family around and enjoy this inspirational tale of an virginal princess who escapes her possessive and evil father.
Our story starts out with the princess saying goodbye to the palace she grew to love. She packs all her possessions into 4 gigantic sacks and begins her journey across an endless ocean. Once the princess reaches dry land, she must run for her life carrying her two enormous sacks behind her. Just when the princess thinks she's safe, her evil father catches up to her and traps her in a net near a magical waterfall. In the end, the princess begs and pleads with her father to set her free so that she can learn about her true self. Her touching and powerful words move the evil father to release his precious oyster into the world.
Okay, enough with my fuckery. It's just a NSFW video of CoCo being hot and elegant.
Thanks Kevin
WHOREEEE
the end
Submitted by oklahoma on October 22, 2008 - 3:54pm.
I know, I love it!
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to commandeer this car for some top secret clown business, which supercedes any other plans you may have for this particular vehicle.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Jeebus, that ass should have its own zip code. Yikes!
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
oakie: http://www.myspace.com/oor_wullie
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
ah! What a delicate flower XD
So yeah, her boobies HURT to look at; my boobies be cringing :(
Team Valtrex!!!!!! My sig line is from the Devils Rejects/House-Corpses, Tooo.. *swoons* What a guy that Rob Zombie is..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by bambam on October 22, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Hallelujah. Mama, give my clothes to Goodwill cause I done died and gone to heaven. Amen.
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Bambam - you my boy (girl?)...I think she's hot. I can't help it. I like big butt women!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Theres a hole in muh bucket dear wullie dear wullie, there's a hole in muh bucket dear wullie a hole..
Well fix it dear Snowy, Dear snowy, dear snowy, WEll fix it dear snowy dear snowy, Fix it..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Benji Madden makes Coco CUMMMMMM
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
She should never run, it looks like an earthquake hitting a plastic surgeon's display case.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
*hugs Oklahoma*
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
mrs. k: bawahhhahhhahhahhahhaaaaa
O and what was up with that stupid song?
*shoots herself in the head*
Submitted by kdracofan on October 22, 2008 - 3:50pm.
dude her butt's out of control
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her butt's out of order
this whole court is out of order!!!!
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Kdracofan,, You made me look at 'the butt' again.. *passes out* Quick, I need a southern gentleman to fan me..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
If you are going to take off the top to avoid suntan lines, why not take off the top when you are FACE UP then?
Those boobs look painful.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
She's a natural beauty, like skyscrapers, telephone poles and asphalt.
angel SHUT UP! the other day that was me pretending to be him but if this is the real one! ahahahahahahahah, did you email him or something?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Sweetas on October 22, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Half bitch, half buoy. Holy shit! 8O
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LMFAO Sweetas!
"video of CoCo being hot and elegant." I beg to differ MK. Coco is ELEGANT first because she oils up her goods for us to laud. Then she is HOT when she gets rid of that huge bikini top and hikes her bootay on the raft.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
dude her butt's out of control
*whistles a taxi for JoeShmoe*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Oooh-- this is one of those awkward situations like when a friend has something stuck between her teeth-- do we tell her that she has outgrown her bathing suit?
But seriously, the lyric "make it go away" is so very appropriate here...
Submitted by bambam on October 22, 2008 - 3:46pm.
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hahahahahaha! Thought that would flush you out of hiding bambam. Oil's not good for cholesterol you know. And something tells me that's not virgin olive oil she's slathering on herself.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Ugh! The 1st thoughts that came to my mind were WHY? and what is her husband going to think, then it hit me that it was probably the bastards idea. Hell he was probably behind the camera.
Its a damn shame the way Ice-T whore that girl out. Like hurting my eyes weren't bad enough she had to use some of my favorite songs as the soundtrack to this foolishness.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Did she takae off her entire kini? or is it that I just can't see the bottoms anymore cause they are shoved up that crack..
Shove a kini in your crack, Break you mama's back!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Somewhere a naive teenage boy is in front of his computer, goggle-eyed and touching himself inappropriately while Coco oils her buttocks and rearranges her g-string. Gag. *joe shmoe leaving work to go check on 14 year old son*
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Hallelujah. Mama, give my clothes to Goodwill cause I done died and gone to heaven. Amen.
I'm in the mood for a good salad for some reason.
Why use a raft, CoCo, YOU ARE A FLOTATION DEVICE!
I still love her and Ice T.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by snowpiece on October 22, 2008 - 3:43pm.
angel!!!!!! was that the real BM!?!?!
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I think it was! I'm so excited...I'm crying and eating my shirt!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Half bitch, half buoy. Holy shit! 8O
Snowpiece.. oh! is that lil boy pooping in your av? *hands him some leaves* This is the wild!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
OMG if laughter is the key to a healthy life, then this shit is the fountain of youth.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
angel!!!!!! was that the real BM!?!?!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by snowpiece on October 22, 2008 - 3:41pm.
angel i thought that's who it was but my senses were under assault
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For reals. Don't people know that only Kate Bush can sing Kate Bush songs? Seriously.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
angel i thought that's who it was but my senses were under assault
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
And can I just say that Kate Bush should beat the people who fucking killed this song dead? Because I love this damn song. Fuckers.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE listen to the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm901CXujEg
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Pity the guy that tries anal with her. They'll have to send in Search and Rescue to find him.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
The music and her rubbing all up and down her body!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAAA I can't stop laughing.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
haha, At first I thought that was Heather from Rock Tits of Love.. Twins. Tweeeeenns..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
MY EYES! Ze goggles, they do nothing!
Is she not slimy enough already? She needs MORE?!?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
makes my boobs hurt watching her jugs bobble around
Don't even have to watch it to give a definitive, FAIL.
She'd make Chuck Norris go flaccid, and we all know that is impossible.
the DUDE! abides...
She oils up BEFORE going in the water? Now THAT'S gross.
that bathing suit can't be comfortable.
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BOO!
At least there's nothing slutty about CoCo.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 22, 2008 - 3:27pm.
DeeDee I didn't make it that far! gulp! what happens at 3:00??????
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Her hiney gets the water jet treatment.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
Jesus H. Monkey Christ!
That's about as entertaining as watching grass grow.
oh and I meant the straight dudes. I already know Ricki Lake only has eyes for my pussay...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Is the floatation device really necessary?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
all I can think about during the 35 sec of this vid I can stand is MK and his "roided up vagina" talk about Vadge