A Touching Tale
Gather the whole family around and enjoy this inspirational tale of an virginal princess who escapes her possessive and evil father.
Our story starts out with the princess saying goodbye to the palace she grew to love. She packs all her possessions into 4 gigantic sacks and begins her journey across an endless ocean. Once the princess reaches dry land, she must run for her life carrying her two enormous sacks behind her. Just when the princess thinks she's safe, her evil father catches up to her and traps her in a net near a magical waterfall. In the end, the princess begs and pleads with her father to set her free so that she can learn about her true self. Her touching and powerful words move the evil father to release his precious oyster into the world.
Okay, enough with my fuckery. It's just a NSFW video of CoCo being hot and elegant.
Thanks Kevin
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I saw this movie before...oh yeah it was called Orca. It was about a big nasty whale!
the best part of this video is listening to Maxwell with the turned screen off
Ice T's first wife has a better banging body and it's natural-she's the one on his album cover!
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
Oh yeah. A walking Bratwurst in fishnets. Just what I need to make my day! Not.
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 22, 2008 - 5:16pm.
@BellaDiva
@angel_i
LMFAO!! I'm waiting for Ice T to do a cover of Soulja Boy.
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LOL! He can't do that either! Only I can do that! The videos coming kiddies! (no lie)
I'm also doing a MILFy version of Cassie's Me&U cuz I'm klassy like that:)
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Well, she has a great body. The only woman with a humongous ass not covered in cellulite and lumps.
That being said, I totally think its fake.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Coco looks like a fertility rite doll, with all her girly parts exaggerated.
I like her and Ice-T together...I think they are a cool couple. She just looks so darn...unnatural.
Maybe Ice T can get Maxwell to stop covering Kate Bush and come cover his wife.
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"Half of all marriages end in divorce. That's over 75%. And the other 25% end in drunk driving deaths."
she looks like one of those balloon animals that clowns make at children's parties. weird body proportions, man.
she is a contortionist!
how else does one lay flat but look like they are on all 4's?
wtf was that? love the accompanying music
Yeah andI don't have tits.go titless.
More like, A Touching Tail.
Submitted by jiggwiddit.
You have inspired me to change my siggie.
"Take the beads out yo hair and man up!"
@BellaDiva
@angel_i
LMFAO!! I'm waiting for Ice T to do a cover of Soulja Boy.
"That being said, I'd hit it."
Um, does anyone else suddenly have a craving for ham?
I just don't know where to begin. I have so many questions. But the most important one...who the FOCK decided it would be cute to use that beautiful song "A Woman's Work?" That just really messed it up for me.
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LOL hiya TV:) Yup the Coco vid is a huge bundle of redundancy. But I bet Ice T is one happy motherfucker!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
LOL angel!♥
Oor Wullie for Hot Slut
(after Benji Madden)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Aye, them too.
But I dislike Irn-Bru.
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It's almost the color of CoCo.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 22, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Jilly YAY!!! how about the Broons?
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I just friended up Oor Wullie:)
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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
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Jilly YAY!!! how about the Broons?
but I just changed my avie in honor of Benji visiting us on dlisted!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Coco is floating on a maxi pad? hahahahahahaha...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Snowpiece, I love Wullie.
DeeDee! *wink*
I like IceT and CoCo for owning who they are. But maybe they could own it behind a 10' privacy fence. Just sayin!
yes, she is total skank, but her body is pretty decent, well, her abs & waist & stomach look really toned. the rest of her is all fake & weird looking, but her sexy parts are overly accentuated & she seems to be super flexible which i guess is what men desire sexually.
Then again, isn't CoCo lying on a flotation device also redundant?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
This ho is sick and thats not IceT singing. Maxwell sung that song
LOL!@all of you!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
She looks like she's floating on a giant panty liner!!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 22, 2008 - 4:20pm.
Howdy!
She should've used ArmorAll, it's safe for leather, rubber, AND silicone.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on October 22, 2008 - 3:21pm.
She forgot to oil her taint.
hahahaha.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 22, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Isn't oiling up silicone kind of redundant?
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 22, 2008 - 4:17pm.
I like that soundtrack song Ice-T's singing to go wid Coco's pool vid.
T has a nice voice...maybe a little pitchy.
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NO! NO! NO!
ONLY KATE BUSH CAN SING THAT SONG!
(not personal. promise:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
I like that soundtrack song Ice-T's singing to go wid Coco's pool vid.
T has a nice voice...maybe a little pitchy.
"That being said, I'd hit it."
she looks hot. love the video.
She's like Jackie 0. and Audrey Hepburn wrapped up into one glorious human being. I am in awe of her greatness.
Submitted by oklahoma on October 22, 2008 - 4:05pm.
sweeeeet!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 22, 2008 - 4:04pm.
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Yeh I see your point.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
I swear I heard a beeping sound when she was floating backwards.
@TV.. A new sig line just for you!!
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by bambam on October 22, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Hallelujah. Mama, give my clothes to Goodwill cause I done died and gone to heaven. Amen.
I'm in the mood for a good salad for some reason.
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haha!! was hoping you caught this...um, performance :))
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 22, 2008 - 4:01pm.
To me, she has that female body builder butt. Kims just mysteriously grew over night.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Isn't oiling up silicone kind of redundant?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
time for the witch broomstick joke!
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BOO!
AS one with no ass to speak of, I'm slightly jellis.
and you had to admit, her and the Ice stick together like a real marriage.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 22, 2008 - 3:59pm.
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How do you know it's real? It looks the same as Kim Kardashian's to me.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
She looks like a comic strip drawing of a 'sexy' girl. It's just creepy in reality.
Well, at least her bootie is real unlike Kim Kardashians. Her breast is a diff story.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
She looks like one of the female weightlifters on steroids. She really doesn't need that air matress though - I'm sure that there's enough buoyancy inside her body to keep her afloat. I haven't seen that much silicone since my last visit to Home Depot. I also haven't seen that much crack since the local drug house got busted. Somebody better call PETA that the reports of a beached whale may not entirely be accurate. Unless Kimora Lee is also in LA now...
The sad thing is, her body was probably bangin' hwat before the surgery. Now she just looks like a pregnant cow.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, steak.
*going out for lunch*
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Why not just walk out of the house butt naked? That ass looks painful. It could poke your eye out and you wouldn't even know what hit you!
Thanks, but, I think I will keep all my natural parts!