Kim From "The Real Housewives Of Atlanta" Is A Lie-Teller
As NeNe would say, "This is some booolllllshiiiiit!" On last night's Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim made a couple of "bitch, please" statements. The kind of shit that will make your Tivo automatically rewind by itself just so it can hear that shit again.
First of all, Kim said she is 29 and looks good for her age. Please don't take this bitch seriously. That blonde wig-weave creature on her head is obviously too tight. She has no idea what the hell is coming out of her mouth. I think she really meant to say that the animal on her head is 29-years-old.
The second statement came when Kim was talking about wanting to have a career in country music. She said that a lot of people tell her she looks like Faith Hill and Carrie Underwood. If you ask me, she looks more like a ran over Vivian Ward. But that's just me.
And once again, the voice of wisdom, NeNe, had this to say about Kim's career as a country music singer: "I've only heard her hummm. You know, they may do that now. They may give record deals to people who hummm. Maybe you can get hummm and get a Grammy."
Somebody please get a statement from NeNe on what she thinks about Kim claiming she's 29!
Kim also talked about this mysterious Big Papa character again. I've been hearing all sorts of things about the true identity of Big Papa. I heard he was some mob dude. I also heard he's really Quincy Jones. And some seem to think he's married real estate mogul Lee Najjar. I bet it's none of them. Knowing this "Barbie hair for brains bitch", it's Papa Smurf.
Below is the clip of Kim telling a bunch of falsities. I swear, if she claims her hair is real, lightning better strike that bitch down.
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I had to rewind my DVR twice to make sure she said 29 and not 39. In my neck of the woods they would say she looked "rode hard and put up wet".
Maybe the midwife/voodoo priestess at the trailer park does not issue birth certificates.
She looks close to 40-45 but with a lot of work done: nose, hair, breasts, botox. If she is 30 then she looks pretty bad and old for her age.
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*nods* that was my exact thought also, haha she's probably the same age as Nene~ okay and my tivo DID do a "hold up! bitch is lying", and rewinded itself!
She looks like every rich suburban mom around where I live to me.
She looks like late 30's as well.
29?!
This bitch looks like an abused extra on the set of 'Fraggle Rock'!!!
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I dont keep up with the Jones. I am the Jones
This broke b*tch. Why cant big papa buy her old ass a new wig. Whats under that dynell wonder?
I hope NeNe rips that ratty murkin off her empty head.
This one made plenty of trips down Peachtree St.
I think her biggest lie is that she is a chick.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by angel_i on October 23, 2008 - 1:58am.
I just don't get how bitches be SO made up on the daily! That shit just looks heavy and uncomfortable. Like walking around in your husband's suit. Ugh! It just seems like torture to me. It's nice for, like, special occasions but I totally can't imagine living like that.
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I was agog that her make up was applied with an airbrush. Fuck me, I thought the only people that use an airbrush were panel beaters.
I guess that makes sense really. I dunno how women like that survive. When I was conceived, I must have dipped out on the slut gene.
Okays, I'm outta here - gonna cook baked pumpkin and garlic soup for dinner. See y'all tommorrow.
*smoochet* me learning french-canadian.
I just don't get how bitches be SO made up on the daily! That shit just looks heavy and uncomfortable. Like walking around in your husband's suit. Ugh! It just seems like torture to me. It's nice for, like, special occasions but I totally can't imagine living like that.
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If she is telling the truth and is roolly 29 years of age - imagine how fucked she'll look in 10 years.
Big Daddy needs to call me.....!
She looks close to 40-45 but with a lot of work done: nose, hair, breasts, botox. If she is 30 then she looks pretty bad and old for her age. Overall, she does not look bad, but looks stretched, overly done, uncomfortable and, on a cheap/slutty trailer trashy side. She looks like she s been around the block and have been used pretty hard. Her big daddy is chocolate teddy bear
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I'm thinking it's a good chance that with all the money she has access to, bitch straight changed her birth certificate or something or whatever - I dunno. All I know is bitch don't look 30.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Shit. 30? I'm glad I don't smoke. She looks as 30 as Keith Richards.
I just looked her up on Intelius.com and she is listed as being 30. Check it out. Kim Zolciak. Now, whether or not they have the correct information may be a whole other story.
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Attractive? You're a much nicer person than I am. Bless you.
if this bad weave wearing hag is 29, then i'm claiming 29...
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What a terribly annoying pretentious snot!
While she is attractive, she is not as hot as she thinks she is.
And she looks a lot older than 29 -- maybe she has implants that are 29.
29...squared?
She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...
This is for rilly rilly reals, my favorite show right now. Between Kim and her broke as a joke weave, and Nene and her daddy drama, they can get rid of the other bitches on this show. Just let these two do their little Laverne and Shirley act and I will be perfectly happy.
Not only is she lying about her age, she's lying about being a woman too!
This was in caption this but I was SO sure it was here...
Submitted by Hernie on October 22, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Granny Tranny
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she has been rode mighty hard if she's only 29.
that weave looks like a hat. i'll bet there's a clear strap under her chin holding it on.
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I didn't notice her. I thought it's a gay thing.
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Says she's 29. Bitch know she 49 with that hideous blonde weave and caked on make up. Old ho
On another message board someone looked this woman up on some website and swears it said she was 30, which means she was 29 when this sh!t was filmed!!! I still don't believe it but, there you are!!! Can't remember the site but it might have been the Department of Motor Vehicles in Atlanta (whatever county she lives in). You can't lie to the DMV can you?
Submitted by Hekki on October 22, 2008 - 6:39pm.
She reminds me of this friend I had. Toward the end of our friendship, she got delusional. She used to put on airs and talk about the pony she had as a child and that her family was a dynasty like the Kennedys and all kinds of shyte. I have known her since we were 13 and she grew up in Brooklyn and I dated a guy who grew up a block from her and he laughed his ass off about the pony story.
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Funnay! I had a friend like that. Only she was always like that. I met her at 13 and by 30 she was still up to her same old tricks. A real piece of work, that one. She gets outed on the regular for her fantastic lies but NEVER admits to them. Always throws the story the other way or runs away saying she's being "attacked" lol.
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Y'all can't believe she's 29.
I can't believe she's a female.
Tranny.
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA......29......that's RICH!
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Oh that Kim is something. She wishes she was 29. I guess it's tough to break into the music biz when you're a DECADE OLDER.
NeNe nearly had it right. Those hummers will grab those record deals.
If her Big Papa is Lee Najjar then she has to be the dumbest kept woman ever. Sure, go on a show broadcast to millions and talk about the married man that supports you. Show everyone what he pays for, and if you're lucky, maybe the wifey is watching and will give him the divorce.
And considering he is a real estate mogul, is that duplex the best you can get out of him? Yikes.
She reminds me of this friend I had. Toward the end of our friendship, she got delusional. She used to put on airs and talk about the pony she had as a child and that her family was a dynasty like the Kennedys and all kinds of shyte. I have known her since we were 13 and she grew up in Brooklyn and I dated a guy who grew up a block from her and he laughed his ass off about the pony story.
Turns out she had a pretty bad prescription drug problem and she was in a bad place in her life. We'd go to bars and she would spin these bullshit yarns so people would think she was rich (her family was comfortable, but not RICH). Anyhoo, she was sad and addicted and felt inadequate as she was and compared herself to every other woman she encountered and she was trying to give herself a boost.
THat's what this trick's problem is.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 22, 2008 - 5:04pm.
DO NOT GOOGLE LEE NAJAAR! Or however the fuck you spell it. The websites are full of bad stuff that will make your computer sick.
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THANKS for the heads up, Mel-Tang. Curiosity wont kill this cat.
Girrrl Pleeease!
Direct quote from Kim: "I want to be known for my voice and not blond hair or big boobs, per se".
That statement from a woman whose tits are ALWAYS flashing: open - open, for business.
Kim, get yourself a lock box at your local bank and start stuffing it with cold hard cash, because when your 'Big Papa' dumps your supposedly 29 year OLD ASS, you are going to have to deal with cold hard reality.
If in fact she's 29, she certainly is not aging gracefully. Just aging period.
Thanks for the laugh MK.
She is working with Dallas Austin! Uh-oh she might be sleeping with him for tracks.
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
"Posted by MK: I bet it's none of them. Knowing this "Barbie hair for brains bitch", it's Papa Smurf."
Uh, if this bitch knows any better it better not be Papa Smurf.
Where's my blade!?
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 22, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Thanks Jiggy - see y'all Sunday!
God Bless St. Margarita.
@ TITS and Sandbitch:
Here's some church for ya. I'ma go to that margarita church.
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Submitted by TITS on October 22, 2008 - 5:22pm.
SandB were they all dressed up in their sunday best? Hardcore american church goers are a hoot. rich sitcom material. the hats, the makeup, the miserable unruly kids.... incredible. almost as funny as what gets said at the pulpit.
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All of the above Tits. They even had a youth rock band (rocks in headband more like) and the congregation were gettin DOWN and UP wif it! Swaying with their hands in the air, feeling up god. Meanwhile, I'm checking the exits and grappling for mah cigarettes and bic. I don't give a shit about lung cancer, death can't come quick enough. Be just my luck to wake up in Buckhead Heaven, cured for all eternity. I want my twenny cents back just in case.
edited to add: I'll fart loudly underwater AND float a tootsie roll (I'm guessing it's a chocolate bar that looks like a turd, yeah?)
SandB were they all dressed up in their sunday best? Hardcore american church goers are a hoot. rich sitcom material. the hats, the makeup, the miserable unruly kids.... incredible. almost as funny as what gets said at the pulpit.
ps if you ever go back, surreptitiously drop a tootsie roll in the tank will ya?
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BOO!
So true to whoever said she looks like Carrie Underwood's grandma, maybe.
Did anyone else see that Deshawn chick write a $15,000 check to the theater...um church?
I'm getting to like NeNe - she has the most decent husband and she's not trying to be something she's not.
As usual for fundraising, these trash are spending a fortune on a fancy party so they can donate a teeny piece of "the proceeds" to the charity.
Submitted by TITS on October 22, 2008 - 4:29pm.
I dropped an Aussie 20 cent in the collection plate - LOL.
Sandbitch, you are my kind of people!
Baptist church?
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How can one tell? There was a honking big tank of water there, and they bollocked on about baptism so I guess it prolly was a baptist church. I just found their website but I'm not going to post the link. I ain't doing gods dirty work, he's damn lazy and already gets enough praise for doing absolutely nothing. I want my twenny cents back actually.
Swear I spent the entire time there with mouth open and eyebrows raised towards the heavens. I'm glad they had the lights dimmed so the faithful couldn't see me gawking in horror. Freak show, wif moi included.
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BTW Angel_i, I woz the smarty pants that said Halle Berry Looya first, but you can use it all you like, coz you look like Halle Berry, for realz)
DO NOT GOOGLE LEE NAJAAR! Or however the fuck you spell it. The websites are full of bad stuff that will make your computer sick.
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I dropped an Aussie 20 cent in the collection plate - LOL.
Sandbitch, you are my kind of people!
Baptist church?
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BOO!
Thanks to dog year lady I can't stop singing
"Big Poppa - Lyrics"
[Chorus by The Notorious B.I.G.]
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
To the honies gettin money playin niggaz like dummies
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
If you got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up the place
Cause I see some ladies tonight who should be havin my baby
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Duh. Big Papa is Roberto Cavalli.
"That being said, I'd hit it."
The OC Housewhores are the ONLY original Housewhores. I do not engage in this half-crocked housewife fuckery.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Gross. I'd say she's the female Jeff Lewis except that
1) Jeff is less self-absorbed than this ho
2) Jeff is not a tranny
3) Jeff works for a living
4) I like Jeff.
Well, she does have her own Zoila to boss around.
Sub out "screwed" every time she says "blessed" and it will be a more accurate vignette.
Trash.
"That being said, I'd hit it."
I seriously had to rewind and listen again when she said she was 29. I woke my husband up and asked him how old he though she was and he said, "probably mid to late forties". She must be in major denial if she thinks not only that she looks 29, but looks GOOD for 29. I just turned 30 this month and she looks old enough to be my mother!!
And can I just say how irritating it is that DeShawn kept talking about the millions of dollars of "jewrey" that will be at her benefit and how much she loves diamond "jewrey". God help me.
This bitch was 29 during the Vietnam War. Bullshit!