The Dumb Bitch Lost Her Crown
18-year-old Lindsey Evans is without a crown and a bag of weed this morning after the Miss Louisiana Teen USA dumped her ass ten days before her reign was supposed to come to an end.
The dumb dumb was arrested after she bolted on a restaurant bill, but left her purse and weed baggie behind.
The organization issued this statement: SHE'S A DUMB BITCH. ENOUGH SAID. No, they said this:
“Lindsey Evans has been part of an organization that believes in opportunities when earned and consequences when warranted. Due to recent circumstances, Lindsey has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately.”
They made the right decision. Not because she smokes weed or hops out on her bill. She deserves to get canned because she was dumb enough to leave her sweet herb behind. You don't just keep it in your purse. You keep it close to your heart (aka hidden in your bra).
This isn't the last we've heard of Lindsey. She's going to be the Vice President of the United States in about 25 years. Trust this.
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True dat angel! A true pothead knows where their stash is at all times.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
No true pothead would ever leave behind their weed. She is a disgrace. However, revoking her crown is dumb. As if the 6 Louisiana hos lined up behind her aren't equally into drinking, drugs, sex, etc, and she had TEN days left. I certainly know when I think negative things about Louisiana, it will be because of Lindsay Evans, and not because it's full of, you know, backwoods hill people, bigotry, and reptile-infested swamps.
hahaahha angel so true!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
lmao
angel_i: WORD!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by aquarius on October 22, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Only a true pothead would forget her pot at a restaurant!
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No no. A TRUE pothead leaves a restaurant like this:
Ok, let's go.
Do I have my pot? Check.
Do I have my keys? Check.
Do I have my pot? Check.
Wallet? Check?
Pot? Check.
Ok, the pot's in the bottom? Check?
Driver's license? Check.
Pot? Check.
Ok, ready. Wait! Am I forgetting my pot?
Check♥ ThreadKilla!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
"Dine and dash...
NOT dine and ditch your stash"
dumbass
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
"This isn't the last we've heard of Lindsey. She's going to be the Vice President of the United States in about 25 years. Trust this"
I do. Sadly I do.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Only a true pothead would forget her pot at a restaurant!
She fuckin fails at life. Who leaves their pot behind? What kind of "potheads" only spends $46 on food?
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Go Phillies!
boring
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
What, no Donald Trump to save her ass? She could be his new piece, he's been with that brunette for what, five years now? Time for an upgrade!
Expect a call from Playboy in 3...2...1.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
I can't get enough of those eyes tho. I'd let her suck my cock fersure.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
I'd say she already proudly represents all that Louisiana stands for.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Haha! Don't worry Lindsey, you'll be hosting shitty Vegas parties like that other pageant skank, Katie whatsherslut.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
Is that a sexy lower back scoliosis pose or what!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LOL MK Vice President
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Wow. She looked so much better in her mugshot. Maybe THAT's her calling.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
GOOD.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1