The Dumb Bitch Lost Her Crown
18-year-old Lindsey Evans is without a crown and a bag of weed this morning after the Miss Louisiana Teen USA dumped her ass ten days before her reign was supposed to come to an end.
The dumb dumb was arrested after she bolted on a restaurant bill, but left her purse and weed baggie behind.
The organization issued this statement: SHE'S A DUMB BITCH. ENOUGH SAID. No, they said this:
“Lindsey Evans has been part of an organization that believes in opportunities when earned and consequences when warranted. Due to recent circumstances, Lindsey has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately.”
They made the right decision. Not because she smokes weed or hops out on her bill. She deserves to get canned because she was dumb enough to leave her sweet herb behind. You don't just keep it in your purse. You keep it close to your heart (aka hidden in your bra).
This isn't the last we've heard of Lindsey. She's going to be the Vice President of the United States in about 25 years. Trust this.
What a dumb bitch. 'nuff said.
Annnd another dumbass makes pot smokers look like idiots. If I were serving her table I would've took the bag as payment and not said shit.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me she was wearing her fucking crown at the restaurant.
Well, she gets to keep the cash prizes. Everyone was worried about that the other day. See, her parents sold their huge house and stuff to pay for all of her pageant stuff, and have been living in a trailer some where in Blanchard, LA. She really should be a little more ashamed of herself. This morning, the police spokesperson said that she finally admitted to not paying, even after the other girls said she had paid. And, also, a couple of the girls are having a time finding proper representation, right now. Thing is, they are actually pretty good kids, but one of them has a HUGE attitude problem and she actually brought in the "let's just leave" thing and was hurrying to girls to go and they did. So, there it is.
This isn't the last we've heard of Lindsey. She's going to be the Vice President of the United States in about 25 years. Trust this.
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this one made me squirt my drink from my nose! LOL you are such a god MK
hahhahha Mr President.....
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You want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fucking tread the ground that I am walking on
-Maroon 5 "Harder To Breathe"
She won't have to wait 25 years to be Vice President if she doesn't want to. She can serve under me right now.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
....there are "pot heads" and there are "dumb bitches"...dumb bitch.
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
I agree, she should be Hef's new girlfriend. The twins can beat her down as an initiation. "YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AT THE WING HUT!!!"
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"With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!" -MK
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She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
A true pothead........... Has their shit delivered!!! Because they are too busy sitting at home, watching Family Guy (or on D-Listed, like me), and sucking on their pipe!
Welcome, Benji....... Always nice to have a new slut join us........passing my pipe.........
Living well is the best revenge.......
She looks like a poor man's Mena Suvari, except that I don't believe Mena had inflated balloons stuck on her chest when she was 18.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
She'd fit right in as one of Hef's new girls.
Lindsey Evans, MIss Teen Louisiana, got busted for a dine-and-dash and a bag of pot. Classy: http://tinyurl.com/5c7d5c
she doesn't look like her mug shot here at all...it is like looking at a completely different person! The eyes, the nose, the shape of the face is all different. Either MK used someone else's photo or this should receive a lifetime-achievement Photoshop Award. Having said that, this dumb ho deserved to get booted.
Benji: ooops don't hate us! it's all cuz we love you!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Total hypocrisy: weed is LA's cash crop. So burn her crown, but don't revoke it.
"That being said, I'd hit it."
Welcome Benji Madden.
To really truly be 'here', each one us has had to dish on someone famous that we know *coughPariscough*. It's not official or anything...just so we can know you're one of us, you know? This is a gossip site after all:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Can't blame her for bolting. Fairy Godmother sez she'll turn into a pumpkin at 420.
"That being said, I'd hit it."
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 22, 2008 - 2:00pm.
When is this idiot moving into the Playboy mansion?
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ACK!! Good call. Wait, HOW old is she?
ps every woman should own a tiara.
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BOO!
"Due to recent circumstances, Lindsey has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately.”
- Because, WOW what a burden it all is.
Bitch couldn't even keep her ganja in her purse.
No one will ever remember the runner up.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
She only had 10 days to go anyway.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
I love that nightie!
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BOO!
BM,
Welcome to the party. Everything here is good-natured fun. There are moderators who watch for those who post offensive items.
We can get snarky, but no one gets hurt.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Im lovin this place!! i was worried it would be nasty, but you commentors are gr8 and funny.
When i was told i was becoming a phenom here i was afriad it was going to be like one other site i went to once - very mean, impolite and inaccurate.
Here seems like all good fun.
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Love always B
Yet another skank reluctant whore who can't own up to being human.
RANCID.
www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore
aww MK I almost fell from my chair with the vice president part :)
Where's Big Papa Trump when you need him?
LMAO....
I see reality shows in her future,if she is 18 a Playboy spread.I think she is a hottie.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mrs. Gosling,
Neither have I. Never had the desire or curiosity either.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Whose the lucky girl that gets crowned for 10 days? Does this dumb chick have to give up her prize money and stuff??
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by Happy Hour on October 22, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Ok.. no offense if any Dlister ho is/was a crowned beauty
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That's the funniest post I've read all year. I laughed so hard my tiara fell off.
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What are you tryna say? That we couldn't be a beauty queens???
Chu wan I chood cuttabeech, Homies?;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Oh well, she can always work in porn. She's already got the fake rack, the drug habit and the inferior intelligence...
Submitted by Happy Hour on October 22, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Ok.. no offense if any Dlister ho is/was a crowned beauty
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That's the funniest post I've read all year. I laughed so hard my tiara fell off.
Ive never smoked pot....just thought I wuld share lol
Oh please...being dethrowned will buy her an extra 15 minutes she didn't have before
When is this idiot moving into the Playboy mansion?
Ok.. no offense if any Dlister ho is/was a crowned beauty but... what else do they expect? Every pot head knows better than that. dumb
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high
I was a beauty queen before I got high
I was to crown the new Miss Louisiana next week, but I got high
I am a laughingstock now and I know why-cause I got high...
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
that is a prom dress from 5 7 9 circa 1995!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
The IQ of a true Spears.
Never bring your stash into the store/restaurant...unless you're in Amsterdam.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Cheap looking dress.
Actually you get high before going out, leave your shit at home, and then cut your outing short if you feel the need for weed again. One cannot afford to forget the shit or be caught with it. A good stoner leaves their shit at home. Less sharing involved!
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by aquarius on October 22, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Only a true pothead would forget her pot at a restaurant!
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No no. A TRUE pothead leaves a restaurant like this:
Ok, let's go.
Do I have my pot? Check.
Do I have my keys? Check.
Do I have my pot? Check.
Wallet? Check?
Pot? Check.
Ok, the pot's in the bottom? Check?
Driver's license? Check.
Pot? Check.
Ok, ready. Wait! Am I forgetting my pot?
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HA ANGEL-i!!!!!! TOTALLY!!
wait...do i have my pot?? CHECK! lol
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
My weed is too smelly to carry in my purse or bra. Everyone would totally know....lol. I like the stanky stuff....heheh.
On that note....who wants me to pack them a bowl???
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by DeeDee on October 22, 2008 - 1:43pm.
True dat angel! A true pothead knows where their stash is at all times.
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LOL or at least they are aware that pot makes us forgetful and that we need to keep one hand on our stash at ALL TIMES.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
That's where I keep mine! I live in constant fear of a drug dog biting off my nip.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 1:40pm.
A TRUE pothead leaves a restaurant like this:
hahahaha
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Marijuana abuse. She deserves punishment for that alone -- I agree, MK.
I'd cry my eyes out if I left a bag of weed anywhere.
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