Guy's Got A New Piece
Vadge isn't the only bitch getting her no-nut area licked by a hot piece. UsWeekly (via P6) claims Guy Ritchie is making sweet sexy times to actress-type Kelly Reilly. It must be a nice change for Guy to touch a chocha without it biting his hand. It also must be pleasant to be hugged by someone without worrying about the circulation to your brain getting cut off.
Guy is currently directing Kelly in that Sherlock Holmes movie with Robert Downey Jr. Kelly is a nice change for Guy. She doesn't really look like gristle, which is a good thing. She looks more like a crispy piece of delicious chicken skin.
Speaking of gristle, The Sun claims this December will be extra-roidy for Vadge. A source said,"She and Alex are definitely aiming to get together before Christmas."
How sweet. Vadge will have a shiny new pair of nuts to hang from her Christmas tree. Wait. Do Kabbalah people have Christmas trees? Okay, from her Menorah. Wait. Do they have those? Okay, from her rearview window. Wait. Does she drive her own car? FUCK! You know what I mean!
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Earrings MK! You know they get kind of dried out and dusty looking if she doesn't rotate them constantly.
i would never fuck anyone who has fucked Madonna.
Gristle must be gnashing her teeth in fury right now. NOBODY dumps Vadge until she decides it's time!
LMAO @ "gristle." Mikey, you made my morning!
She looks like a young Patti Hansen - way to go Guy!
Yeah, sorry, Guy bores the living shit out of me, and that woman looks generic. Good for him whatever, but at least Madonna entertains me.
I feel bad for Rocco. He has a new mommy and a new daddy now. I bet that makes him feel like shit since he doesn't really understand what the fuck is going on.
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o she is pretty
take than vadge!
a little young and ashlee simpson-ish, but he deserves to tap some non-muscled, non-kaballalalalala ass he wants right now. the man earned it the hard way.
madonna got her ass kicked for years, then decided to start dating more passive dudes she could control.
madonna vs. sean penn
* winner = penn
madonna vs. warren beatty
* winner = beatty
madonna vs. bernhardt
* winner = draw!
madonna vs. rodman
* winner = madonna
madonna vs. leon
* winner = madonna
madonna vs. ritchey
* winner = tbd
(i'm sure this list is extremely incomplete)
Gristle... hahahahahahahahahahah!
I love you MK!
I'm sure the publicity she'll get being squired around by him has *nothing* to do it.
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Team Rocco!
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ShiningKnight on October 1
shag carpeting must have been a real nasty thought for the people in the UK eh?
Fucking Rugs?
I mean if you were invited over to a house warming party back then and your American friends said, "Look we have brand new shag caprpets in the lving room!" would you want to even touch that fuck rug?
I would have opted to keep my shoes on.
I guess what im asking is where are my pubic hair place matts because im having a dinner party.
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Guy is so oatmeal. He's more worthless than a shit stain on a pair of briefs. His movies have all sucked balls and he's not even hot. If I had to pick a side in this mess, it would be Madonna and her beartrap vagina, though I hate her so.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
She's adorable - good for Guy. He needs a real girl in his life. After that beast V, this chick must be the most perfect piece in the world to him...makes it easy on her, too! Love it, happy for him!
She can fix him some good Irish stew. Or the house chef can.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
He's been rumoured to have been shagging several other birds for years. One being Justine Frischmann of 90's band Elastica and the other his ex who went to the press saying she was still shagging him when he started dating Madonna. She was rumoured to have been shagging the producer of her last album but one so chances are the marriage has been over for years but they just didn't want to tell the whole world about it. People tend to separate years before they actually divorce anyway so its very unlikely the split has just happened. I honestly think the public only ever really knows about 30% of what actually goes on in celebs' lives. They have a lot of people who are paid a lot of money to keep the vast majority of it private.
Sure she has a car...Wrote a song about it...Wanta hear it?...Here it goes:
"I got a Mini-Cooper and I'm feelin' super duper!"
That Madonna! Such the lyricist!
Team Guy!
She looks nice and normal...though maybe he should wait until Madonna's claws are completely away from his crotch.
Ah, so this is the chick behind "She's Not Me"
She looks normal and cute, but what's with people these days hooking up with someone new long before the ink's dry on the divorce petition? They're still married! And what's wrong with a little break in between hos?
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
It must be nice for Ritchie to feel his balls again. He certainly wasted no time replacing pop music's favorite piece of gristle. Hey, I don't blame him.
She's purdy. And ITA Lory, she better watch her back or Madonna will spray her with some tainted Kabbalah water.
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It's true - they're all gross with their matching up so fast...like it's some kinda game.
PS.@zomay - I still agree they look much better together but reading all this - it just occurred to me...deep breath, anyone?
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ShiningKnight on October 1
He'll finally have soft to hold while in bed other than a pillow.
"Washington Insider"..."take on my own party" ... "bipartisan"..."joe six pack"..."hockey mom"... "Maverick!"
Tacky. I bet he'll have her playing mommy to Rocco in a photo op like, tomorrow. I think Guy is a total douchebag and I never felt sorry for what went down between him and Madonna, nobody forced him to marry that razorcrotch. Plus men who play the victim really make me sick to my core. At least Madge has bigger balls than he does.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
oh wow, a real woman!! who looks soft to touch...!
good for him.
He looks a helluva lot happier and more alive than when he's pictured with Vadge.
How refreshing is that for Guy do ya think?!?!?!
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
It probably feels good for him to finally be in charge.
Are we sure that's not Ashlee Simpson?
Blah Guy Ritchie. He's so boring.
wow, these hoars move fast
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Well, that was quick.
I say good for Guy!
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Go Phillies!
I dont care
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He looks so happy!
It must be nice for him to finally not have to double bag a chick.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She looks nice, like she might take 5 minutes max to get ready and prolly eats dairy and nice normal things.
These Hollywood-types move so fast!
Once I break up with someone, I DEFINITELY stay single longer than 5 minutes.
*cough* JANUARY 2008 *cough*
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Submitted by zomay on October 22, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Nice looking couple.
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For reals. That makes WAY more sense, overall.
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you go Guy!
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If I were this Kelly chick, I'd sleep with my eyes open.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Nice looking couple.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
she looks just like madonna when she did her confessions album/tour...