Guy's Got A New Piece
Vadge isn't the only bitch getting her no-nut area licked by a hot piece. UsWeekly (via P6) claims Guy Ritchie is making sweet sexy times to actress-type Kelly Reilly. It must be a nice change for Guy to touch a chocha without it biting his hand. It also must be pleasant to be hugged by someone without worrying about the circulation to your brain getting cut off.
Guy is currently directing Kelly in that Sherlock Holmes movie with Robert Downey Jr. Kelly is a nice change for Guy. She doesn't really look like gristle, which is a good thing. She looks more like a crispy piece of delicious chicken skin.
Speaking of gristle, The Sun claims this December will be extra-roidy for Vadge. A source said,"She and Alex are definitely aiming to get together before Christmas."
How sweet. Vadge will have a shiny new pair of nuts to hang from her Christmas tree. Wait. Do Kabbalah people have Christmas trees? Okay, from her Menorah. Wait. Do they have those? Okay, from her rearview window. Wait. Does she drive her own car? FUCK! You know what I mean!
I LURVE KELLY REILLY!!! I coulldn't think about better partner for Guy.
Here's another interesting article, where deluded bitch spoke to Guy:
'She said the reason why she is a living icon is that she had been chosen to be a spiritual guru. To which Guy turned around and said 'Listen love, you're just a singer'.
'And it was then she turned around to him and said: "Listen baby, I'm bigger than Jesus'".
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1079889/EXCLUSIVE-Madonn...
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The men are like cars - we all want a bigger one, with better performance.
My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate. So I got 2 boyfriends.
Submitted by Superpop on October 22, 2008 - 11:35pm.
Do you really think that golddigger Guy will even get more than that peg leg Heather Mills got?
Madonna has the same pitbull lawyer that Paul had.
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Didn't help Paul THAT much...
wow she's very pretty and soft. and there are no ugly veins and she doesn't look like old fashioned tooth paste. She's not gross, or old, or clammy or cold or undead or, hell I could go on. Madonna is scary and Guy probably feels like he can breathe again. I'm soooooo happy for him.
It looks like a group photo with the other members cut out, and the two of them just happenned to be standing next to each other when the picture was taken. Still, I hope that it's true. What a blow to Madonna and her massive ego it would be to see how quickly and easily she was replaced, even though it would most likely be a rebound relationship. I do love how happy he looks, it's as if he's had the weight of the world lifted off of his shoulders. Team Guy!!!
He went from gap toof to snaggle toof...
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"Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster."
MK, 10/19/08
He looks happy. That's the first picture I've seen of him with a smile. He won't have to smell Madge's roid queefs anymore.
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Submitted by Superpop on October 22, 2008 - 11:35pm.
Yeah, but he'll be free from her, which is priceless.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Some of you people are pathetic.
Do you really think that golddigger Guy will even get more than that peg leg Heather Mills got?
Madonna has the same pitbull lawyer that Paul had.
Madonna will pay off the divorce with a just a week or 2 of touring.
Then Guy's film will flop and nobody will ever hear of him again because he is no longer Mr. Madonna. Meanwhile Madonna will continue making millions of dollars every week.
She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.
could u imagine trying to fuck a rolling vein? thats what Vadge is a big rolling vein.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
She looks like Asshole Simpson with a buck toof.
she's cute..she'll get dumped but she will hopefully get a little more famous and some cash and prizes off it and maybe a good fuck considering he didnt get laid in his marriage he is probably a fuck machine...lucky gal
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The war isn't working.
I hope they fuck in piles of Madonna's cash while ripping up Kaballah literature and adoption papers
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The war isn't working.
Good for him; hope he's happy. He deserves it after eight or ten years of Madonna's batshit craziness.
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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 22, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on October 22, 2008 - 4:49pm.
All I can say is, a spouse who gets between me and a piece of meat at mealtime, gets knifed.
Being married doesn't include losing one's identity and food choices.
Marriage to Madanna sounds like a nightmare. I'd be cooking sweetbreads, Rocky Mountain oysters, liver, etc. just to piss her off.
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Right on. This is not a man vs woman thing to me (I'm a woman btw, in case the tittie avie didn't clue you in). I'd hate to be with or marry some guy just to make him into my image, sick and BORING.
I'd be grilling good old fashioned German blood sausage at dinnertime, and chorizo/eggs/salsa for breakfast.
Rocky Mountain oysters are bull's testicles, btw.
Quite tasty.
lmao - i love how you used the word gristle... fantastic.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 22, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Exactly. The sort of annoying, goofy/dorky redhead with the goofball brother.
Submitted by babybunny on October 22, 2008 - 7:35pm.
dee-lite LLOOVVEE your avie...a pit bull sarah with lipstick..HILARIOUS!
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LOL! beat me to it! I'm loving it too, Dee-lite! Because that's exactly how I see these two neo-con-fundie nut lickers.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on October 22, 2008 - 4:49pm.
All I can say is, a spouse who gets between me and a piece of meat at mealtime, gets knifed.
Being married doesn't include losing one's identity and food choices.
Marriage to Madanna sounds like a nightmare. I'd be cooking sweetbreads, Rocky Mountain oysters, liver, etc. just to piss her off.
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Right on. This is not a man vs woman thing to me (I'm a woman btw, in case the tittie avie didn't clue you in). I'd hate to be with or marry some guy just to make him into my image, sick and BORING.
dee-lite LLOOVVEE your avie...a pit bull sarah with lipstick..HILARIOUS! Anywho...God, I am still laughing at that...about that Vadge...good for Guy, he is finally with a genuine female. The older Vadge got the more masculine she became...she is sooo irrelevant...desperately trying to stay in the spotlight with her talentLESS ass...her body, face and aura make me naseous...dats all! Go for genuine females Guy, you look the most relaxed than you have been in YEARS!!
Submitted by Fata Morgana on October 22, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Oh yeah...the one with the jackass brother?
They make a cuter couple if anything.
Submitted by chichi on October 22, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Good for him. Can anyone here imagine the horror of fucking Vadge?? Who the fuck would want to fuck her? Or even make out with her? She is a gross illustration of a narcissist with money growing old. I picture Guy as relieved as a person getting parole after 20 fucking years of prison!
Fuck testosterone filled "Madonna".... I hope Guy finds a warm place to get over that cunt.
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Amen to that Sister!
He looks happy in this photo, and he is obviously affectionate towards this woman, see the way he holds her?
Never saw a pic of him holding Vadge of Siberia that way...
I knew he had to have someone on the side. At least this one looks like a female.
She actually looks kind of pretty and normal - much better looking than plastic-face Madge. And she is probably a lot younger, too!! Guy, well Guy is just guy. I don't go for those pastey white Caucasians with the red-hair. You know they have nasty red pubes down there and that just completely grosses me out! LOL!
I'll bet he is so glad to be rid of that over-muscled, gap-toothed, controlling bitch of a wife and go out with a soft, pretty woman again!
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I'm taking over!
Looks ok here but if anyone's seen "Auberge Espagnol", that goofy very unattractive redhead in the film is Kelly Reilly.
OMG! It's Katie Holmes in a wig !!
It must be nice for Guy to actually feel friction when hes plowing a woman.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
She's very pretty. Good for him. I can't believe it took him this long.
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Good for him. Can anyone here imagine the horror of fucking Vadge?? Who the fuck would want to fuck her? Or even make out with her? She is a gross illustration of a narcissist with money growing old. I picture Guy as relieved as a person getting parole after 20 fucking years of prison!
Fuck testosterone filled "Madonna".... I hope Guy finds a warm place to get over that cunt.
Guy is a hot piece and I wanted him for myself. Sigh. Oh well, at least he is free of that dried up prune and bilked the old hag for 40 mill too!
All I can say is, a spouse who gets between me and a piece of meat at mealtime, gets knifed.
Being married doesn't include losing one's identity and food choices.
Marriage to Madanna sounds like a nightmare. I'd be cooking sweetbreads, Rocky Mountain oysters, liver, etc. just to piss her off.
"nobody forced him to marry that razorcrotch." ROTFL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Good job Guy! That one's not looking too gristley!
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AAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!
wish I could remember who said he would be hooking up next with a chick who loved beer, chips, and sexay times! This redhead sure looks the part ;D
Congrats on stealing your balls back, Guy!
How sad that Vadge has to pay for sex.
Then again, this is JUST what Vadge deserves!
Oh Mikey, Jews (like me) do Hanukkah. Therefore, a menorah, honey. Anyhoo, anyone notice Guy's new piece looks a teensy bit like Linda Eastman McCartney (when she was breathing).
I think I kind of look like him. I mean, that's what someone said.
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I doubt this is true -- show my Sluttienna pix and I'll believe it. But she's engaged (they'd mention that), and he's directing her, so them appearing together with a gang of others isn't surprising.
Look at his face. I think he's just enjoying standing next to a woman with curves, breasts, a ten-minute beauty regimen, an ass, no roided-up stringy muscles anywhere, and a genuine accent. She probably eats meat, milk and bread all the time.
Come to think of it, how many times in the last eight years has Guy gotten to stand next to a woman who looks like a woman, rather than Mad Madge?
BTW, apparently she's playing Dr. Watson's wife.
Mrs. Kravitz, all reports I've heard/read say the same thing. It's hilarious that Vadge is now accusing him of being a golddigger, when she was the one chasing frantically after him because he was young and hot and edgy, as well as dating someone younger and hotter than she was.
Hell, he didn't even propose face-to-face. I honestly think he only married her because he knocked her up. And she only married him because she wanted his youth to make HER seem younger, as well as letting her play at the English lady-of-the-manor as her next "identity."
according to "Goddess," an unauthorized biography by Barbara Victor:
Madonna met Ritchie and pursued him relentlessly - calling him every 20 minutes one night during a dinner party held by Sting's wife, Trudie Styler.
Although Ritchie was "mesmerized" by Madonna in the beginning, "he had no intention of being a one-woman man," Victor said. But when Madonna became pregnant, Ritchie decided to settle down on his father, John Ritchie's advice.
"Guy initially stormed out of the house [when she told him she was pregnant] and went to tell his father, whom he's quite close with," Victor said. "His father told him, 'If this is your baby, you have to do the right thing [and support the baby].' "
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Eh. Look at that smug smirk on his face. I don't feel any pity for this golddigger. I mean, Madonna's a cold bith, but at least she's not shopping for sympathy like he has.
Guy, if you move that chicka into the London pad while the bitch is on tour, you'll be my fuggin' hero man!!! Do it, reclaim your balls boy. And be sure to fill the cupboards with Krispy Kremes.
Exhibit A! Okay Vadge! Our case is sealed. We now have pictural evidence of his cheatery! Awesome! Okay, go back to banging A-Rod...
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DAMN! This can't be true, if it is homeboy move fast. But hey no one knows how long it has REALLY been over or what really went down so whatever.
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Submitted by Sensimina on October 22, 2008 - 1:07pm.
I think Guy is a total douchebag and I never felt sorry for what went down between him and Madonna, nobody forced him to marry that razorcrotch. Plus men who play the victim really make me sick to my core. At least Madge has bigger balls than he does.
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Mmmmm, very interesting relationship dymnamic...the forceful take-charge woman and the passive man.
THe woman pursues the man relentlessly and finally wears him down. The guy doesn't have the balls to tell the bird to bugger off, so they get married instead, he lets her rule the roost for a while, but eventually he tires of her controlling ways.
Hilarity, such as we are seeing now, ensues.
I've seen it a hundred times.
Cuz, like, I am old and I have been around the block a few times.
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
I think I'm on Team Vadge now. If she really has unleashed her wrath and has hired goons to go after Guy, it will be the coolest thing she's done in years.
That said, everthing about their divorce seems too ridiculous to be true. Even by Hollywood standards.
this pic. looks old to me.
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
she is pretty! and anyone is less uptight than Madonna!
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Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own;
Love will open every door, it's in your hands, the world is yours.....
-Christina Aguilera "Soar"
Kelly Reilly is set to marry her Israeli actor fiancee in the spring. I doubt this is true.