Don't You Have Enough Of Your Own?
England's purest beauty Jodie Marsh has recently "turned lesbian" and now she's looking for some jizz donors so that she can have a baby. Fuck. Hasn't her punane been through enough? Stick a fork in it, it's done. Actually, she's probably already done that a few times to get "the feeling back."
Jodie made her plea for sperm on Tim Shaw's Absolute Radio radio show. The sign is completely unnecessary and a total waste of a good Sharpie. Everyone I know, takes one look at Jodie and the first thing that comes into their head is, "what a skanky looking sperm bank." So basically, the sign is not needed. Besides, couldn't she just sneeze some baby batter out? She can probably queef out a sourdough bowl filled with piping hot man chowder. That said, I adore her and would gladly give her some sperm, but a Michael K and Jodie Marsh baby would be the last sign of the apocalypse. I'm just not ready for the party to end.
Here's a few more pictures of Jodie kissing her lesbian lover, violating a banana and also promoting the "Bring Your Own Mug" campaign at Starbucks. No, that's not whipped cream on her nose. Remember when I said that she sneezes out jizz. Well.....
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My mommy's a ho ... that's what the baby would say as soon as it stopping crying for 2 seconds
Submitted by Sensimina on October 22, 2008 - 12:33pm.
OMG! He's never looked better! The bold lines of his eyebrows totally distract from the ten chins that live under his jaw. Time to send that bitch a sharpie!
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Agreed!
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Submitted by Hairicane on October 22, 2008 - 12:33pm.
ITS SO GREAT! He looks like a Venetian AzzClown.
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AND now he's got a fallback if his band breaks down!
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my sperm just went on strike... scared, shaking, cowering in the back corner of my testicles
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
"I adore her and would gladly give her some sperm, but a Michael K and Jodie Marsh baby would be the last sign of the apocalypse."
Michael K, I am not happy about this.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
HAHAHA I love reading the comments on the sun. Calling her a tart? Hdu insult a delicious pastry like that! You Brits have some funny slang words.
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Go Phillies!
Why does she always look fat?
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by Hairicane on October 22, 2008 - 12:38pm.
I do envy her SUPER DELUXE WHITE TEEF, tho.
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I think her mouth looks freaky as fuck! I work really hard to keep my teeth white with over the counter shit, I love having white teeth, but that shit is fucked up! It reads so fake when you see it in real life (I have seen people with super pro bleached teeth like hers and it's weird).
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by Princess145 on October 22, 2008 - 12:38pm.
I'm just wondering what the fuck is wrong with that cock she drew??
Hahahahaha thats what happens when all you fuck is std infected peen...you think thats the way they are supposed to look
I do envy her SUPER DELUXE WHITE TEEF, tho.
I'm just wondering what the fuck is wrong with that cock she drew??
Submitted by Sensimina on October 22, 2008 - 12:25pm.
LOL DAE!
Don't worry sweetie, I'm sure her reproductive system is totally SHOT from years of STDs eating away at it.
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We can only hope.
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Snowy- I think it's Pink.
Is that a drawing of a male AND female sperm? So she doesn´t even know the difference between male and female gametes... LOL
Yeah, we definitely need more of her kind on this planet...
Reason #349083490 reality TV should be banned: Fucktards like this are actually given the time of day.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
LOL bella ha ha!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on October 22, 2008 - 12:29pm.
angel - who is that chola beauty?
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Why it's Benji Madden, of course!
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OMG! He's never looked better! The bold lines of his eyebrows totally distract from the ten chins that live under his jaw. Time to send that bitch a sharpie!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on October 22, 2008 - 12:29pm.
angel - who is that chola beauty?
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Why it's Benji Madden, of course!
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ITS SO GREAT! He looks like a Venetian AzzClown. (Thumbs up on the photoshop!)
Submitted by Hairicane on October 22, 2008 - 12:31pm.
I calls 'em like I sees 'em, dear.
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Submitted by Two Drink Min on October 22, 2008 - 12:29pm.
angel - who is that chola beauty?
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Why it's Benji Madden, of course!
PS> thanks Haircaine:)
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Her problem is she believes the guys who tell her she'll get pregnant if she swallows. I like that kind of woman...for about an hour.
And she's famous because?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Salem13 on October 22, 2008 - 12:31pm.
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Lovin' your av!
I wish it was Halloween ALL YEAR ROUND!
Damn. I really don't know where to start...
She looks REALLY aggressive, she makes Shauna Sand seem demure by comparison.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
OK. People talk smack about American pop culture but at least we only have one person (Paris) who's famous for no reason. They have to deal with Jordan, Jodie Marsh, and a trillion other Page 3 girls or whatever the fuck these hos are. Pop this bitch's titties and put her out to pasture. I hope that I too can look like a 60-year-old cantaloupe and hold up an "I want jizz" sign by the time I'm 30.
Just what we need, more trash spawn in the world. Somebody tell her and all the other skanks that not having kids is the green thing to do and maybe they'll go with it.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 22, 2008 - 12:29pm.
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OMG!!!!! THAT'S GOTTA BE THE FUNNIEST COMMENT I'VE HEARD ALL YEAR!!!!
Expecially cuming from Mrs. Kravitz!!
Isn't that embarrassing? I mean, do people now a days know about dignity or shame or self respect? I hate to sound like a grandma but damn....
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Go Phillies!
I want to see her SamRo, that looks more like some Billy Idol dude kissing her?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
If she needs sperm, all she has to do is queef it out of her vagina and/or ass.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on October 22, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on October 22, 2008 - 12:26pm.
HOLY COW!! SHE'S WEARING LIKE $55 DOLLARS WORTH OF WET N' WILD MAKE-UP.
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that's a fete cause it's like $1 a product.
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Eggzackly.
angel - who is that chola beauty?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
If she wants sperm why doesn't she just scrape it off her face?
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
We should not even be joking about this. Scary.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! I said no damn it! Just because you CAN have babies doesn't mean you should. I'm looking at you Jodie, Britney, Angelina, the Duggars, Jon & Kate, welfare receipants, that horrible father I saw at Wal-Mart on Monday. And the list just goes on and on.
Take from a woman without one maternal bone in her body. People stop breeding just because.
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"Nice poop bag you've got there Bob."
Submitted by Hairicane on October 22, 2008 - 12:26pm.
HOLY COW!! SHE'S WEARING LIKE $55 DOLLARS WORTH OF WET N' WILD MAKE-UP.
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that's a fete cause it's like $1 a product.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:24pm.
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Nice av. LoL!
Please God, if you have any love for the future human race, please ensure this twat is infertile.
DO NOT let her procreate.
HOLY COW!! SHE'S WEARING LIKE $55 DOLLARS WORTH OF WET N' WILD MAKE-UP.
Talk about lookin' like an azzCLOWN.
Her face and hair are even more fucked up now....holy hell!!!
I DO love the vest though...
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
LOL DAE!
Don't worry sweetie, I'm sure her reproductive system is totally SHOT from years of STDs eating away at it.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
NO JODIE...YOU MAY NOT PROCREATE!!!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Ok, don't kill me but I love her look in the pantsuit.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Quick! Some one rip out her womb!!!!!!!
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