Don't You Have Enough Of Your Own?
England's purest beauty Jodie Marsh has recently "turned lesbian" and now she's looking for some jizz donors so that she can have a baby. Fuck. Hasn't her punane been through enough? Stick a fork in it, it's done. Actually, she's probably already done that a few times to get "the feeling back."
Jodie made her plea for sperm on Tim Shaw's Absolute Radio radio show. The sign is completely unnecessary and a total waste of a good Sharpie. Everyone I know, takes one look at Jodie and the first thing that comes into their head is, "what a skanky looking sperm bank." So basically, the sign is not needed. Besides, couldn't she just sneeze some baby batter out? She can probably queef out a sourdough bowl filled with piping hot man chowder. That said, I adore her and would gladly give her some sperm, but a Michael K and Jodie Marsh baby would be the last sign of the apocalypse. I'm just not ready for the party to end.
Here's a few more pictures of Jodie kissing her lesbian lover, violating a banana and also promoting the "Bring Your Own Mug" campaign at Starbucks. No, that's not whipped cream on her nose. Remember when I said that she sneezes out jizz. Well.....
Oh snap I think I just found my Halloween costume. I'm going as Jodie Marsh!
Oh dear. Something is wrong with me. I like her make up and dare I say...think she is pretty! In a whore-ish way of course. The outfit sucks...but I love her lipstick. Oh no. Commit me now. sigh.
I can spare a few sperm...one sec and I'll clear my throat.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
lol, that's not a uterus on top, Denise!
I also noticed that girl sperm, haha. I guess i didn't get the memo that you can make a baby without an egg...
Jodie's gf looks like Pink.
Don't they have sperm banks in Britain? Why the fuck is this bitch trolling for swimmers?
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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."
Go on MK make the baby with her. I totally want to see what it looks like.....your genes may even provide clear thinking and speaking skills.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
who is this disgusting piece of trash? seriously? jenna jameson got knocked up by that guy who looks like a monkey and that's bad enough. these porn skanks shouldn't breed.
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
She seriously has to be one of the most disgusting people I've ever seen. No, my name is not God and YES I'm judging her; I don't care what her tatoo says.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
This makes me want to curl up into a ball and cry.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
She's wearing the same thing Coco is modeling in her video!!
PS How lovely - the picture of the penis ejaculating at the top stage right of the sign...
z-listed said what i was thinking while i was logging in. wtf? a girl sperm??? REALLY? (and haha @ all the people getting alarmed at everything BUT that)
~yeah. like that~
Look at her sign, the dumb bitch drew a girly face on one of the spermies instead of an egg!
Oh yeah, this one will make a prefect mother...
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I'm taking over!
Why doesn't she just spit into a turkey baster?
LMFAO I just noticed her cup says BLACKS! Oh Comingback, wherefore art thou!???
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
i can't stop looking at that picture of her cross-eyed. it's just so trashy i can't look away. who is this bitch and why is she more famous than me.
I know for a fact that the sperm sign is only for Benji Madden.
"That being said, I'd hit it."
I know, prolly been stated 100 times already but she raided CoCo's closet. Or they both landed in the same fisherman's net.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I don't see what the problem is. She looks like perfect mother material to me...
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
If she wants spooge, all she has to do is:
a) wring out her panties
b) fart
c) burp
d) any combination of the above.
Gross, who would help that skeeze become a mother?
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R.I.P. Rupert!
God, why doesn't this cum-depository just go ahead and DIE already? Useless piece of shit.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Where is Clay Aiken when you need him?
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
Notice how the sperm are swimming AWAY from her drawing of her uterus and ovaries..what a waste of space and air. People like her shouldnt be allowed to breathe our air or reproduce.
makeup courtesy of: Barnum and Bailey.
intellect courtesy of: Cowardly Lion.
come on girls, you KNOW we all wish we looked like Jodie...
and all you guys want to fuck her- she's GORGEOUS, and elegant....
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Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own;
Love will open every door, it's in your hands, the world is yours.....
-Christina Aguilera "Soar"
I take it she wants this sperm from an infected penis. Why is the tip of the penis and right testicle red?
with that nose
who needs a dildo
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
That poor necktie.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
everytime i see a picture of her i want to grab her and wash her fking face!
I don't who she is, but she sure looks classy. I saw her profile on dontworryallthecrabsihavewillkillanyspermsoicantreallybreedhaha.com
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
I do love her penis drawing. She should be an artist! Not.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Please Lord do not let this jizzaholic procreate!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
Starbucks even gives you a dime off if you bring your own mug, so the cup of joe you could make at home for $0.35 now costs only $4.40.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Snowy dear....CB is celebitchy.....:D
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
I wonder who made the sign for her? I am sure that reading and writing are not her strong points. We know what those are.
I'm thinking I should move to the UK. Not because of all the twats that are there, but because, according to the e-mails I keep getting, I win the lottery there ALL the time!
Fuck's sake. She could just squeeze a nipple and pop a baby out...twins even!
ricki lake...you are so right... i will count my blessings.... we have kim k paris...etc.. britain has tons..... i remember one summer i spent in london i would read all the scandalous papers over there, there was always some "girl of the moment' in the news, usually a call girl or nude model who had dirt to spill on someone...
I wanna sex her up
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This thing is disgusting, and it definitely should not breed. Can you imagine how that poor child will turn out? The last thing we need is a new generation of skanky sluts out there. Someone please spay this bitch now!
Can you imagine what her face must look like in person?! So much makeup~
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^wishes she looked as hot as Jodie Marsh~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Nova! what's CB? I must get the Benji scoop
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
this is not needed at lunch...
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Could you imagine seeing her walk into Office Depot asking where the white boards are?
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
I just hope Paris remembers to unlock the closet when she gets back here to LA...poor Benji is probably hurting for a potty break.
ON TOPIC:
Its not that Jodie looks fat...its just that her boobs look fat.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
All jokes aside, I feel sorry for this pathetic mess and other girls like her that think looking and behaving like this will bring them the approval that they so desperately want.
She should've shoved that banana up her nose instead. It wouldn't look any worse. What's with the fucking Batman symbol on the tip?
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
by Salem13 on October 22, 2008 - 12:46pm.
I love your avie. I just watched her in The Witches just Sunday. I forgot how much I loved that movie when i was little.
Ok i had to share that.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Well i just read on CB that Paris put out a statement that she never actually said she found a cute English guy. She said her va-jay-jay still has a hold on Benji...now, always and FOREVER!!!
*sigh*
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
It's too bad we never saw Audrey Hepburn behave like that.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)