Brit Brit's Working On Her Birfday
The hillbilly Cheetoling is turning the big 2-7 this year and is celebrating by shaking her possum chops live on "Good Morning America." The pork rind party isn't until December 2nd, but ABC is already airing these promos of Our Lady of Cheetos reading off some cue cards. I caught a glimpse of that old craziness in her eyes when she blew the candles off of that Albertson's birthday cake and flashed a "I swear I'm okay" smile. If Daddy Spears' beady eyes weren't warning her not to do anything "foolish-like," she probably would have punched that cake and ran to the nearest Starbucks for a quick fix.
And I can't believe they have the audacity to say this is the "concert event of the year." Um....are they aware that the Cover Girls are playing the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, NJ on October 24th? Obviously not.
Here's a few pictures of Brit Brit and her mini-guard leaving dance rehearsal yesterday. That shirt is totally dedicated to Chester.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 11:32am.
HA HA HA
.....but you were booorrrrn to rub me first!
Caddyfuckingshack is my favie!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Hey Clarisse, did you get your hair cut like the chick in the Dangerfield video???
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
*digs in my purse for some gum*
Here Clarisse! Auntie Lope always has gum and stickers in her purse for her girls.
This one is a acratch and sniff Britney sticker.
It smells like failure! Give it to the mean boys at school!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo:Mrs. K? Have I told you lately, that I would rub you? Have I told you lately theres no one else id rub above you?
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LoLo, there's a song for that...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H22q1iDOKA
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Why is she trying to pretend the last year never happened?
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"Nice poop bag you've got there Bob."
Hey! Is that Benji
HOLY SHIT! AND EAGLE JUST LANDED ON MY DAMN BALCONY!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
LoLo, I prefer LoLoL when ever I see your posts!
ONT: I wonder how much security they'll have on that show? I wonder if she'll puke up pill bits, fraps, and alkyhawl all over on of the hosts? She'll channel her inner redneck dunce for sure. Now I'm sorry I don't watch that show, but there's always YouTube!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
guys, where is this "ton of weight" she lost? she was never FAT.
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Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own;
Love will open every door, it's in your hands, the world is yours.....
-Christina Aguilera "Soar"
"Mrs. K? Have I told you lately, that I would rub you? Have I told you lately theres no one else id rub above you?"
Man! I tell you what...I lub you Auntie Lope!
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 11:26am.
HOLY CRAP!! The girl has lost a ton of weight.
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Nose candy and dieuretics at their best.
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Word. She doesn't look so much "thinner" as she does "deflated".
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by kungfuduckie on October 22, 2008 - 11:25am.
HOLY CRAP!! The girl has lost a ton of weight.
yes, that's true, the lapband is doing wonders.
also, she hired Benji Madden to eat all her food for her
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
_Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 22, 2008 - 11:23am.
Awwww man now you will have me singing sweet tunes all the day long pardner!
Mrs. K? Have I told you lately, that I would rub you? Have I told you lately theres no one else id rub above you?
You fill my hands with sweet ass
Take away all my bad gass
You ease my bubbles, thats what you do!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I think the 'concert event of the year' tag only applies if the Segway-riding monkey is on stage with her.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
HOLY CRAP!! The girl has lost a ton of weight.
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Nose candy and dieuretics at their best.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
And we thought there'd be no good postings today.
If/when the new CD flops, she can always pop out another kid.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
HOLY CRAP!! The girl has lost a ton of weight.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 22, 2008 - 11:19am.
HA! Do you realize I went back and looked to see if I had actually typed my name for some reason?
I re-read my post looking to see if I was talking in the third and spelled my name as Loo.
My neice says my name as Antalo.
Like an antelope.
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1. Girl looks a damn mess.
2. Of course it's happening on TV! That way they can edit out all the nastiness. They're much nicer on AM TV (to all of us) than MTV is.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Wow...they really are pushing the "I-swear-im-not-crazy-no-more" train...choo choo!!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
PLS, I actually don't wish death upon her! No, not at all. But then again, my favorite word is Schadenfreude! I derive much pleasure form her daily self caused suffering!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
@LOLO!!!!!
You looked like a princess the night we met
With your hair piled up high
I will never forget
I'm drunk right now baby
But I've got to be
Or I never could tell you
What you mean to me
I loved you the first time I saw you
And I always will love you Lolo
I loved you the first time I saw you
And I always will love you Lolo
Looks like she is on the verge of an eyebrow situation.
' cow whores' LoLo you forgot the last 'L' in your name!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
That's her real hair, right? That alone would be a welcome improvement.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
hahahah Dr D, yes there is! Though I would much rather Paris or Kim Kardashian die than Britney...they are evil. Britney is just stupid.
DAE, look at my siggie baby!
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Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own;
Love will open every door, it's in your hands, the world is yours.....
-Christina Aguilera "Soar"
So she must not have enough money to pay the record pimps back right?
I mean sue her ass for not participating in the last record if you need to get your cash back, but stop pushing this cud chewer in our faces like this shit is entertainment.
For the love of casio key boards, if you gave a robot a kazoo and programed it to say "Letha" over and over again it would sound the same!
I fussed at my mom over and over for letting my little sister listen to this shit when she was tween age. I said mom, please dont let your babies grow up to be cow whores! Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I'm actually looking forward to this, I love watching car crash TV!!
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
Thx snowie, what peeps do when they're bored and the cable goes out for an hour.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
When do you suppose she is going to retire those ugly ass shoes? Please Brit, go get some cute Louboutins- I'm pretty sure you have the cash for it.
PLS, then there's time!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
LMAO Dr D that was great
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
She almost looks "normal" but I agree PSL, they're pushing her too fast again.
I was bored on another blog and made this up. These are a few of Shitney's Favorite Things!:
Flash strobes and posing make her feel so smitten
Dirty ass restrooms and no panties when she's shittin'
Forgetting her kids names so spelled on a string
These are a few of Brit's favorite things
Skanks in brown boots and ripped up ol t-shirts
Chewed down fingernails still cover in dirt
Computers and voice over cause she can't even sing
These are a few of Brit's favorite things
Dressing up Jayden in pink bows and bright red lipstick
Grabbing and sucking on some pap's meat dipstick
Smoking on ciggies till she can no longer sing
These are a few of Brit's favorite things
When the nose powder snows
When the liquor flows
When she smells really bad
She simply remembers her favorite things
And telling herself she's really not going mad
Those are a few of her favorite things!
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I had to Google that song, but someone should sing it to her on her Tard Day!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
remember her dirty sanchez? I can kinda still see it.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Her face will never recover
I must stay I still love her
Ciggie ashes to Cheeto dust
Covered in a Frappy crust
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Dr Destructo, she hasn't. She turns 27 on 12/2.
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Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own;
Love will open every door, it's in your hands, the world is yours.....
-Christina Aguilera "Soar"
I still say they are pushing her too hard, too fast and she will flip out again....
I hope Jamie is going on tour with her, because she will start drugging again the second he is out of the picture....
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Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own;
Love will open every door, it's in your hands, the world is yours.....
-Christina Aguilera "Soar"
Nature abhors a moron.-H.L. Mencken
How this frap/pap dick sucking Cheeto bag lived to be 27 is beyond me!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
OMG someone punch her in the cunt
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i