Brit Brit's Working On Her Birfday
The hillbilly Cheetoling is turning the big 2-7 this year and is celebrating by shaking her possum chops live on "Good Morning America." The pork rind party isn't until December 2nd, but ABC is already airing these promos of Our Lady of Cheetos reading off some cue cards. I caught a glimpse of that old craziness in her eyes when she blew the candles off of that Albertson's birthday cake and flashed a "I swear I'm okay" smile. If Daddy Spears' beady eyes weren't warning her not to do anything "foolish-like," she probably would have punched that cake and ran to the nearest Starbucks for a quick fix.
And I can't believe they have the audacity to say this is the "concert event of the year." Um....are they aware that the Cover Girls are playing the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, NJ on October 24th? Obviously not.
Here's a few pictures of Brit Brit and her mini-guard leaving dance rehearsal yesterday. That shirt is totally dedicated to Chester.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 22, 2008 - 12:00pm.
LoLo,
More like diarrhea.
cha cha cha!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Can we ignore the bitter bitch please?
Farrah, hot flashes make her angry i guess?
Ice Ice Baby, sit on some!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo,
More like diarrhea.
Jeffro11,
Just remember...Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Just to say I miss all you sluts and am happy to see nothing has changed.
AND Caddyshack RULES.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 22, 2008 - 11:49am.
Britney is looking really pretty you guys...
They were listening to an Old Brit CD at my salon yesterday..and it made me miss her lmao...I mean come on who didnt love her back in her good old days?
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I've never liked this twat or her music.
Submitted by ricki lake on October 22, 2008 - 11:54am.
Actually, no, I just don't like people blaming my generation of being 'mindless'
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Ricki, look, you are intelligent, articulate and passionate, but goddamn, why would you take his remark personally? That's just silly.
And her did not say "all young people like American Pie."
No one is calling you mindless...just some of your peers.
C'mon, give a couple of geezers a break.
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Caddyshack is a classic. Nuff said.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 22, 2008 - 11:49am.
Britney is looking really pretty you guys...
They were listening to an Old Brit CD at my salon yesterday..and it made me miss her lmao...I mean come on who didnt love her back in her good old days?
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Um...me?
Her tunes are catchy and her videos are cute. So I like those people lots. Lots of Disney trainees (trained by Disney) behind her and Disney is detailed perfection always...But she, herself, always bothered me for some reason and I could never put my finger on it.
We called her for Hit Me, Baby! (we call stars - people who will go places - on their first release for fun), it's true but then she always seemed like...you know those false fronts for buildings in movies? Like that.
She wasn't even Madonna who always seemed a lot more in control of her career. There has always somebody better for the role of the "new" Madonna to me. And they get ignored cuz Britney and her family obviously suck a LOT of cock.
PS. AN EAGLE LANDED ON MY BALCONY!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
WHO FARTED?????
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
And if you consider "Caddyshack" a classic just uh, cause 30 million baby boomers are still into it, well...I have little left to say, except perhaps it's YOU that needs to open your worldview a little more.
Actually, no, I just don't like people blaming my generation of being 'mindless' and then turning around and holding up Caddyshack as something with merit. Perhaps if people wouldn't make sweeping generalizations like "all young people like American Pie and are thus dumbasses" I wouldn't need to respond.
Submitted by LoLo on October 22, 2008 - 11:50am.
manopause!
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awesome! that means he/she will be all lovely in 5 mins. Just to get pissed again in 10 mins.. oh, and then cry!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Lol, yeah uh...too bad that Caddyshack, Animal House, etc were basically the American Pie of their day....which, by my calculation, makes you as lame and immature as those teenagers extolling the virtues of American Pie 2, except I guess you're proud of the fact that you're old and prefer 70s and 80s teen sex comedies. Is that supposed to be 'cooler'? Watch some real films, douche.
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ricki lake: For not knowing jack shit about a person, you make an awful lot of assumptions and run your mouth based on things you know nothing about. I watch all kinds of movies, but isn't it funny that the 30 plus year old ones I brought up are still classics today?
Do me a favor, put your maxi pad on sticky side down- the way it goes- and grow the fuck up.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Submitted by ricki lake on October 22, 2008 - 11:46am.
Caddyshack and Animal House are classics, Ricki, CLASSICS!!!!!
They are "The Apartment" and "Some Like it Hot" of their generation.
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Submitted by LoLo on October 22, 2008 - 11:48am.
MMMMMMM crabcakes!!!!!
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er...yeah, that kind of crabcakes... *luving u too much to tell yuuusss the thruth about the crabs*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
_by snowpiece on October 22, 2008 - 11:49am.
Some people just have their period continuously.
manopause!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Wow. Ricki Lake, you really are desperate for attention. Going after DEA in one thread and Jeffro in this one? Get a new hobby, huh.
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Britney is looking really pretty you guys...
They were listening to an Old Brit CD at my salon yesterday..and it made me miss her lmao...I mean come on who didnt love her back in her good old days?
Some people just have their period continuously.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Who gives a shit how old Twatney is? She's still behaving like a spoiled, bitchy 16 year-old.
The only reason she's appearing on t.v. for her birthday is because she has NO friends, and her own family can't stand to be around her unless it's court-ordered.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 22, 2008 - 11:43am.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 22, 2008 - 11:32am.
Why is she trying to pretend the last year never happened?
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It didn't! Ask any Unfitaloon
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and his name is Comingback, remember?
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
_Submitted by Farrah on October 22, 2008 - 11:46am.
MMMMMMM crabcakes!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 11:32am.
Man, they sure don't make movies like that anymore...
sad, really :(
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AMEN. Can't tell you haw many times I've heard someone (obviously a teenager) comment that they dont' see what was so funny about Caddyshack, Animal House, Slap Shot, etc.
Then they further humilate themselves by saying something like American Pie 2 is the best comedy ever."
Lol, yeah uh...too bad that Caddyshack, Animal House, etc were basically the American Pie of their day....which, by my calculation, makes you as lame and immature as those teenagers extolling the virtues of American Pie 2, except I guess you're proud of the fact that you're old and prefer 70s and 80s teen sex comedies. Is that supposed to be 'cooler'? Watch some real films, douche.
Submitted by LoLo on October 22, 2008 - 11:41am.
Farrah I like the way you think lady!
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the Benji Madden cake is an awesome fantasy, but i'm pretty sure we can arrange a little sumpting-sumpting fer yer bday! Benji Madden could use a little extra cash. Don't eat the cake, tho, i bet it'll be full of CRABS!!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Ugh, go away hag. And NO I'm not watching you lip-sync your way through your shit "concert".
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Go Phillies!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 11:42am.
American Pie 2 is the best comedy ever.
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All part of the Decline of Western Civilization, my friend...
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Hoff - boo boo's? You'd find her looking at her knees for the most recent scraps.
Ooh....i have a thing about fat arms!!! *shudders*
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 22, 2008 - 11:32am.
Why is she trying to pretend the last year never happened?
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It didn't! Ask any Unfitaloon. All the years since 1999 so far. (according to the Unfitaloons)
2000
2001
2002
2003
2004
2005
2006
2008
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 22, 2008 - 11:40am.
Farrah- hey Hawt bitch.....lmao
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hey, beesh! you know, i would be smoking if i weren't smoking already...lol!
ok, where's Comingback??
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 11:32am.
Man, they sure don't make movies like that anymore...
sad, really :(
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AMEN. Can't tell you haw many times I've heard someone (obviously a teenager) comment that they dont' see what was so funny about Caddyshack, Animal House, Slap Shot, etc.
Then they further humilate themselves by saying something like American Pie 2 is the best comedy ever.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
really? ok whatever. pathetic.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Farrah I like the way you think lady!
BRITTY! Oh hallo thar! Youze gotz a big bucket head!
Sursly, thats a BIGOLEFUCKINNOGGIN!
BIG HEAD! Sloth love chunk! And tater tots!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
quick, shittney, how old are your boo boos?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Farrah- hey Hawt bitch.....lmao
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Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own;
Love will open every door, it's in your hands, the world is yours.....
-Christina Aguilera "Soar"
PSL, cool siggy! "Soar" is a great song. I ♥ love that song.
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
LoLo,
You are the best Autie EVA!
Jeffro11,
Doh! I forgot!! Tonight maybe!
(actually my Dad would return to haunt me if i even cut an inch off! "Boys have short hair, girls have long hair")
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
You know - if she'd have hooked up with Benji Madden long ago she wouldn't be in this mess to begin with.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 11:32am.
Man, they sure don't make movies like that anymore...
sad, really :(
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Her arms are still huge. She may be dancing and losing the belly bulge and toning up her huge ass thighs, but dude, push ups, bench press, curls, those arms need serious help.
Britshit, this is your chance to go toilet bats crazy. I hope she finds the boot moves daddy Spears have been hiding!
Blue cars in hills!!!
and i hope Benji Madden jumps out of a huge barfday cake and sing "happy biiiiiirrrrrttthhhhddaaaayyy mizzzz Brizzzney" á la Monroe. I really don't care, as long as Benji Madden is there!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Ooh...i remember when i was 27...it was awful...i was in a very dark place....kinda like Brit. But i IS OK now...K...da meds are herping me LOTS!!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Go Britney! I hope everyone watches the concert this December 2nd.
Blah blah Britney can't sing, she's fat, cheetos, frapps, blah blah blah.
You look great Britney, don't let anyone get you down! This WILL be your big comeback!!! (Not that you ever went away.) Yay for Womanizer being #1!!!
"My uncle says you have a screw loose."
"Your uncle molests collies."
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Whew! He didn't get my bunny!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
The only nice thing I'll say is she has slimmed down, a lot.
Otherwise. FUCK OFF!
Coooool! Listers all rubbing each other down! I likes!
ONT: she looks like a deflated balloon person, where all of the middle chamber of the balloon went flat! I think it's called liposuction? Flabby arms and thinnish waist? That and a few abortions keep her thinnish. But she'll soon repair the popped balloon and puff up like the Michelin Woman/Stay Puff Marshmellow Crack Ho! Count on that!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Her pepto bismol lipstick is giving me an upset stomach....
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
FUCK YOU BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!
You're 27, whoopty fucking doo bitch. Get over yourself.
Nothing like celebrating the birthday of a 27 year old twice divorced, custody giving, babysat by daddy 24/7, grown fucking narcissist.
GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU STUPID ASS, BACKWOOD, SWAMP TRAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!