Brit Brit's Working On Her Birfday
The hillbilly Cheetoling is turning the big 2-7 this year and is celebrating by shaking her possum chops live on "Good Morning America." The pork rind party isn't until December 2nd, but ABC is already airing these promos of Our Lady of Cheetos reading off some cue cards. I caught a glimpse of that old craziness in her eyes when she blew the candles off of that Albertson's birthday cake and flashed a "I swear I'm okay" smile. If Daddy Spears' beady eyes weren't warning her not to do anything "foolish-like," she probably would have punched that cake and ran to the nearest Starbucks for a quick fix.
And I can't believe they have the audacity to say this is the "concert event of the year." Um....are they aware that the Cover Girls are playing the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, NJ on October 24th? Obviously not.
Here's a few pictures of Brit Brit and her mini-guard leaving dance rehearsal yesterday. That shirt is totally dedicated to Chester.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 22, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:15pm.
who you callin' a bitch...you bitch!?!?!?!
hahahahahaha
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Ugh, I'm not going to bother to respond after this.
Sensemina, I never shit to you or about somehow being the voice of our generation, so YOU shut the fuck up. You've always been such a nasty bitch.
Mrs. Kravitz...you're one of the few here I like (because, you know, you actually have a brain). I wasn't directing it toward you.
And last, I'm not trying to be some grand arbiter of good vs bad movies. My point, which everyone conveniently chose to ignore, was the fact that people like what they like, and there's no use trying to make yourself feel superior by holding up the movies you like as exemplars of classic cinema while knocking 'young people these days' for having no taste.
Submitted by ricki lake on October 22, 2008 - 12:17pm.
And yeah, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion is hilarious. That doesn't mean I think it's a "good movie" or a classic. I guess some of us realize the distinction between the two.
-----------Since I want to be as wise as you Ricky.. will you please enlighten me as to what makes something a classic as opposed to tons of people just liking a movie because its hilarious???
What is it about Britney Spears that turns people into such foul-mouthed humanity-hating assholes?
"Wisdom and Experience will always trump Youth and Cunning"
Have a purpose in life--be a bad example
The King of Comedy
Directed by Martin Scorsese
1982
oh, and of course, Shakes the Clown
The Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies...
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Gosh, I got here so late. Britney looks awesome! she dropped like 100lbs!!
er....I just saw the clip. She's morphing into Hasselcrack! Actually, Hasselcrack looks better. Can you imagine what this country is going to look like in 30 years? Peg Bundy's with blonde hair all over the place!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 22, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Do you wait for Mr.K to come home with a Rob Roy handy and heels ( Like I love Lucy) lol?
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Mrs K,
Don't for get "In Bruges"!!!
Jeffro11,
Well, make it snappy! I got Bingo this afternoon!
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RICKI!!!
NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR LIFE!!!!!
Come sit by me, we'll have some rugelach and I'll tell you about the old days when we used to dance the Charleston.
23 skidoo!!!!
:)
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Jeffro- Shawshank Redemption is pretty awesome. I watched it just last week with my BF because he had never seen it and he decided he should watch it after I kept telling him how good it was.
And...The Toxic Waste Avenger...i need therapy lol
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ricki, why don't you impress us...name 3 films you consider 'good movies'.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
the "dumbest" movie I love is KINGPIN! "I said handsome not handless"
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KD on October 22, 2008 - 12:20pm.
"Shawshank Redemption" is one of my favorite movies.
Submitted by ricki lake on October 22, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Actually, Romy and Michelle IS a classic to me. I don't know who died and made you the world's authority on movies and OUR generation, but I sure wish you'd STFU. Now excuse me while I go draw my brows on with my king size sharpie.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
I loved ''Bachelor Party'',Weird Science and even that craptacular movie Zapped.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:15pm.
who you callin' a bitch...you bitch!?!?!?!
hahahahahaha
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Submitted by KD on October 22, 2008 - 12:07pm.
She definitely has some massive red zingers on those cheeks ready to pop orange cheeto goo.
Jeffro11,
Can you get my hoverround and bring it over to the couch please.
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Just as soon as the battery in my wheelchair gets charged! LOL
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 22, 2008 - 12:13pm.
I ♥ Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion!!!!
I loooooove that movie!
Ricki---
First of all, nothing is going to make me feel better about being old (just wait, you'll see what I mean soon enough).
Second of all, I loved Superbad.
And lastly, I wish you would not take this personally.
It is clear to me that you are sharp as a tack.
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"Submitted by Clarisse on October 22, 2008 - 12:13pm.
ricki lake,
You really are not doing your generation any favors. Trust."
Oh no, that's too bad. I'm really interested in what geriatric fans of Animal House have to say about me and my life. Maybe one of you could come over to my apt sometime and have a marathon of Porky's movies? Then I could finally be cool.
And yeah, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion is hilarious. That doesn't mean I think it's a "good movie" or a classic. I guess some of us realize the distinction between the two.
YUP! Stripes and Nerds (original only) ARE two more faves. Of course so is The Godfather, Shawshank Redemption, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and Unforgiven.
But there's no accounting for taste.
As far as being old...old age and treachery will ALWAYS triumph over youth and exuberance.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 22, 2008 - 12:13pm.
I ♥ Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion!!!!
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Me too!
And Beerfest! Cloris Leachman is in it!
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Maybe it's only in the still, I can't bring myself to watch the clip, but her eyes look really sad. Better up the dose, Mr.Spears, it looks like she's starting to wake up again.
Have a purpose in life--be a bad example
boooyeah im gonna watch, cant wait to see her
should be sweet and and probably well talked about!
Submitted by ricki lake on October 22, 2008 - 12:11pm.
"Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 22, 2008 - 12:04pm.
I, for one, would like to see a list of Ricki's favorite films.
You can PM me in the forum, Ricki!!!!"
I always like too many of things to really pick favorites, but it doesn't really matter anyway. I don't care what other people like. They are free to enjoy whichever movies they wish. I'm just sick of old people acting like assholes to young people but couching it in terms of being older and wiser somehow.
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That's funny.
Some of those movies I didn't see until LONG after they were made and I'd still say that... Can't a bitch use a tired old phrase like "they don't make movies like that anymore" without some little kid throwing a tantrum about how they are TOO grown up. SO THERE! ?
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I hate American Pie and its 32043902 spinoffs. I thought that shit was immature when it came out, and I was in like sixth grade. Look where all its "stars" are now.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
ricki lake,
You really are not doing your generation any favors. Trust.
Jeffro11,
Can you get my hoverround and bring it over to the couch please.
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
I ♥ Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion!!!!
I am a movie slut. I love every thing from Queen Christina (1933) to Five Easy Pieces (1970) to Away from Her (2007)
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"Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 22, 2008 - 12:04pm.
I, for one, would like to see a list of Ricki's favorite films.
You can PM me in the forum, Ricki!!!!"
I always like too many of things to really pick favorites, but it doesn't really matter anyway. I don't care what other people like. They are free to enjoy whichever movies they wish. I'm just sick of old people acting like assholes to young people but couching it in terms of being older and wiser somehow. I'm guessing Stripes and the Revenge of the Nerds movies are also at the top of the list of Jeffro's "classics." Maybe he can talk about those movies the next time he needs to make himself feel better by being older and 'knowing more' about movies than us young folks who are all into Superbad and American Pie (barf and barf).
Ricky: take a geography lesson and get back to me
and guess what, not everyone has their head so far up their much abused ass that they have lost their sense of humor. My BF find my jokes hysterical and he said to tell you so, so even tho I'd prefer to ignore you, I will tell you so I don't get beat when I take off my burkha
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Wow. Some people really know how to pick their user names.
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She always sounds a little *off* when he speaks. Like English isn't quite her first language, or something.
That being said, I will watch GMA on December 2nd. I've always liked her songs.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor???"
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Submitted by Krawlie on October 22, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Oh and oily ass skin.
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Her ass skin is Oily? Gross! That means she probably has a lot of butt zits. Those things are horrid.
"Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up - you trusted us!"
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Not the one you feel you need to be
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 22, 2008 - 12:04pm.
I, for one, would like to see a list of Ricki's favorite films.
You can PM me in the forum, Ricki!!!!
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I'm sure Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion is tops. :-)
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
hi EEG, we will never change baby!
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I, for one, would like to see a list of Ricki's favorite films.
You can PM me in the forum, Ricki!!!!
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Jeffro11,
Just remember...Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
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LMFAO!!! "Better listen to him Flounder, he's in pre-med."
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Yeah i get what your saying Angel..I mean obviously I know there is no natural talent other than being cute and bubbly that had a really nice body..wait thats not a talent but anyways you get it..Anyway I guess I just like her music...I used to love the spice girls too and even went to their reunion concert thing here in Chi ..which I guess doesnt say much for my taste in music lmao
But their music always takes me back to a happt place when all I had to worry about were stinky boys and HW
DivasGone me too, I love that whole CD,esp Stop Me and the songs with Wino and Lilly
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Brit Brit needs to stop. Wasn't her whole schtick her sex appeal? She has none anymore! Every time I look at her I think of used up puss, cheetos, farts, and nasty hair.
Oh and oily ass skin.
For the record, I nearly pissed myself the 1st time I saw American Pie. What I didn't like was the endless spawn of sequels and spinoff movies that basically recycle the same shit.
Fuck, now I have to defend my film preferences to Tara Reid's stand in for the "Pale Ale" scene.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Submitted by LoLo on October 22, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Farrah, hot flashes make her angry i guess?
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no shit, for a moment i thought my mother had gotten herself an account...askeery!!!
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gee, and some people talk about how they LURV Britney and no one jumps all over their shit.
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snowpiece-
LOVED the Mark Ronson version! I listen to it all the time. Seriously one of the best covers EVER.
the only Brit song I really liked was Toxic. I even have it on my ipod, plus Mark Ronson's "version"
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