Brit Brit's Working On Her Birfday
The hillbilly Cheetoling is turning the big 2-7 this year and is celebrating by shaking her possum chops live on "Good Morning America." The pork rind party isn't until December 2nd, but ABC is already airing these promos of Our Lady of Cheetos reading off some cue cards. I caught a glimpse of that old craziness in her eyes when she blew the candles off of that Albertson's birthday cake and flashed a "I swear I'm okay" smile. If Daddy Spears' beady eyes weren't warning her not to do anything "foolish-like," she probably would have punched that cake and ran to the nearest Starbucks for a quick fix.
And I can't believe they have the audacity to say this is the "concert event of the year." Um....are they aware that the Cover Girls are playing the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, NJ on October 24th? Obviously not.
Here's a few pictures of Brit Brit and her mini-guard leaving dance rehearsal yesterday. That shirt is totally dedicated to Chester.
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I LOVED Pan's Labyrinth! That movie was teh awesome. I also laughed myself silly with Something about Mary and Borat.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Wowzers! I missed a good fight! I listen to a massive and diverse selection of music and fully believe that every generation has its' classics. I also believe the same is true for movies. My last cd purchases were Serj Tankanian, Bitter:Sweet Remixed, and Holst: The Planets (lost my copy to someone). Newer classic movies to me are Lord of the Rings, V-Vendetta, and Pan's Labryrinth, while still enjoying Lawrence of Arabia at times and laughing at Borat, Something About Mary, and Four Rooms. Everyone has music that can be called sucky, but I simply won't go to any concert that is lip synced. I think the polarizing thing with Brit is when people hold her up as some perfect, shining example to be followed and emulated. That shit scares the living crap outta me! I do not like her music and never will, but if it's just music, whatever. But I believe that when your life sucks for a long period of time, there is no one to blame but yourself. I could name music here that would get me shredded, but still..... Enjoy whatever music floats your boat, but when it comes to idolizing people because of their music, that is going off into Ridiculousland!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Sheeps on October 22, 2008 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:55pm.
hahahahahaha. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, you've broken the powerful Madden Gravitational Pull.
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Ah! It's so nice to be refreshed!
I imagine it's how Britney feels!
And I notice they don't allow her to smoke in public anymore...
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OH michael! I love how you know all that late 80's freestyle music like the cover girls and expose and stevie b shit! lol
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:55pm.
hahahahahaha. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, you've broken the powerful Madden Gravitational Pull.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Submitted by M.E. on October 22, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Miso- I don't think I ever saw Zapped.
But Weird Science...epic!
Toxic Avenger is a good one too.
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We're playing "funny movies" today? Great. I loved Shrek 2 and American Psycho! They were a hoot.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
She reminds me of katie holmes sooo much.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by Sheeps on October 22, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Special request for the avie with scepter and bloody tampoon?
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O dear! What was I thinking!?
Benji Madden has me all in a dither!
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I don't care if she can whistle the theme from "Andy Griffith" thru her pussy, this woman lost custody of her children and cares only about shaking her twat and ass for the masses again. You cannot sing well nor are you a good actor, you are a girl who got a very very lucky break ala Miley Cyrus. Britney, when and if you are old and wrinkled one day, this "career" of yours will not matter, it will matter whether or not you have the respect and love of your children. You only have ONE chance to be a good mother.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Special request for the avie with scepter and bloody tampoon?
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Jeffro11,
Hmmm...do tell...come come...
Carrottop,
68.5
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Miso- I don't think I ever saw Zapped.
But Weird Science...epic!
Toxic Avenger is a good one too.
Submitted by The C word on October 22, 2008 - 11:27am.
I think the 'concert event of the year' tag only applies if the Segway-riding monkey is on stage with her.
No shit! And she'd be TOTALLY upstaged!!!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 12:50pm.
You were in J-land? That is where I am at the moment lol.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
The Cover Girls?! OMG! I have to see that!
Show me, show me you really love me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrehCaBiqb4
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On Topic..sorry
Why does her face seem a little off? I think the lipstick washes her face out somehow.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 22, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Jeffro11 !
Never saw Funny Bones?? Oliver Platt, Jerry Lewis, Lee Evans, Leslie Caron, Richard Griffiths, and Oliver Reed and you never saw it?
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it came out in 95-96, I was in exile in Japan.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Submitted by NaNoop on October 22, 2008 - 12:45pm.
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Finally!!!!!!!! Someone who actully agrees with me in she was NEVER mentally ill!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on October 22, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Yeah, earlier I listed Zapped , Weird Science and The Toxic Avenger and please don't forget Army of Darkness.
My tastes are a bit out there
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Jeffro11 !
Never saw Funny Bones?? Oliver Platt, Jerry Lewis, Lee Evans, Leslie Caron, Richard Griffiths, and Oliver Reed and you never saw it?
Now I feel old.
YOU DARN PESKY KIDS GET OFF SNOWY'S LAWN!
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Not hot never was. 2 hrs of getting ready thats the best they can do????
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 12:44pm.
For me it was the donkey sniffing coke off the table then eating a bunch of dolls ...that was hilarious!
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 22, 2008 - 12:36pm.
LCT,
What is your position?
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Missionary! You?
Miso - I loved Bachelor Party!!!
I'll take any of those late 70's early 80's movies ANYDAY over the majority of the crap coming out these days.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 22, 2008 - 11:11am.
I still say they are pushing her too hard, too fast and she will flip out again....
I hope Jamie is going on tour with her, because she will start drugging again the second he is out of the picture....
Fer reals y'all. I totally think she AIN'T mentally ill, just a self-absorbed twat who was drugging and indulging in every whim of HERS while "crazy".
If she were TRULY mentally ill, why on earth would her father ALLOW her to work at this time when she should be recovering and balancing out, etc.
They are all just fame/money whores. She could retire now and live very comfortably for the rest of her life, but they want MORE MORE MORE $$$$ and attention.
Sick bastards. Greedy bastards.
"Now how sweet is that??"
Ahahahahahaha. I love Brit, glad she pulled it together a little more this time around than for Blackout.
And no one here liked ''Bachelor Party'' *shakes head* What is this world coming too?
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Score another one for us old farts, that was GREAT!
"Is that the foot long?"
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Submitted by M.E. on October 22, 2008 - 12:37pm.
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What are the odds of that?!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 22, 2008 - 12:26pm.
What is it about Britney Spears that turns people into such foul-mouthed humanity-hating assholes?
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Her music. 10 seconds of listening to it, turns even nuns into assholes.
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
HA HA HA!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Mrs Kravitz / Jeffro,
What is your position on "Funny Bones"?
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Never saw it. I guess that makes me an old fart, pass the Geritol. :)
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
LMAO MISO! YOU FARKING KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN AND YOU TOO BENJI MADDEN!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by LoLo on October 22, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Well this was fun! YAY! What a shit load of good times!
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See what happens when Benji Madden doesn't show up for work?
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And no one here liked ''Bachelor Party'' *shakes head* What is this world coming too?
Ack you kids with your Paris Hilton CDs and your Worlds of Warcraft..get off my lawn!!
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
I think Shitney's shirt is dedicated to HERSELF.
What an asshat. And those shitheads who booked her are even BIGGER asshats.
She is such an egomaniac. "How sweet is that" at the end of her spiel.
Gag.
Well this was fun! YAY! What a shit load of good times!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Green is Good - wow, what a coinkidink eh?
*rolls eyes*
Pushing her album much?
Jive MUST be pissed about the last album. LOL.
Mrs Kravitz / Jeffro,
What is your position on "Funny Bones"?
LCT,
What is your position?
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
My point, which everyone conveniently chose to ignore, was the fact that people like what they like, and there's no use trying to make yourself feel superior by holding up the movies you like as exemplars of classic cinema while knocking 'young people these days' for having no taste.
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So to bring some closure to this bullshit, your point is, you have no point. I say white, you'll say black, and so on. You're angry with whatever in life and sick of 'old' people telling you things they've learned through life's experience.
People are entitled to like whatever the hell they want, this isn't Russia. (This isn't Russia, is it, Danny?) But don't start bashing things that are recognized by the majority just cuz you want to be different. All it does is show your youth and inexperience in life.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
What a coincidence. According to EW magazine, Twatney's new album is also being releases on 12/02.
On the upside, MK's breakdown of the birthday show disaster will be worth reading.
Im from the future.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 22, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Always with love, my love ♥
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I know.
*pinching Angel's tuchus*
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*blush* *giggle*
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Submitted by ricki lake on October 22, 2008 - 12:26pm.
the fact that people like what they like, and there's no use trying to make yourself feel superior by holding up the movies you like as exemplars of classic cinema while knocking 'young people these days' for having no taste.
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As opposed to you - who are FULL of humility:
"And yeah, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion is hilarious. That doesn't mean I think it's a "good movie" or a classic. I guess some of us realize the distinction between the two."
And wtf with the "young people these days" are you from the seventies?
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Hello my dears! TEAM SNOWY!
angel, I think you might be right, although Angelina deserves this sort of poison more than Britney does. Angelina acts like a twat on purpose, Britney does it because she's looooonnnyyyy.
LCT! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Always with love, my love ♥
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I know.
*pinching Angel's tuchus*
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 22, 2008 - 12:26pm.
What is it about Britney Spears that turns people into such foul-mouthed humanity-hating assholes?
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I dunno but it makes me think she's related to Angelina somehow.
Morning, LCT:)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by miso-horny on October 22, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Do you wait for Mr.K to come home with a Rob Roy handy and heels
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel, it's more like Alice and Ralph than Lucy and Ricky.
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Ricki, if you think I'M a nasty bitch, you must be blind to your own repulsive behavior. LOL, delusional much?
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.