Brit Brit's Working On Her Birfday
The hillbilly Cheetoling is turning the big 2-7 this year and is celebrating by shaking her possum chops live on "Good Morning America." The pork rind party isn't until December 2nd, but ABC is already airing these promos of Our Lady of Cheetos reading off some cue cards. I caught a glimpse of that old craziness in her eyes when she blew the candles off of that Albertson's birthday cake and flashed a "I swear I'm okay" smile. If Daddy Spears' beady eyes weren't warning her not to do anything "foolish-like," she probably would have punched that cake and ran to the nearest Starbucks for a quick fix.
And I can't believe they have the audacity to say this is the "concert event of the year." Um....are they aware that the Cover Girls are playing the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, NJ on October 24th? Obviously not.
Here's a few pictures of Brit Brit and her mini-guard leaving dance rehearsal yesterday. That shirt is totally dedicated to Chester.
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Clarisse, yes you! I'm surprised an orgy didn't break out this morning? Personally, I'm still recovering from my Hogan rant!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Sorry Dr. Destructo.
Dogma:
" 16 Candles John Huges?"
"You know him too? That fucking guy. Made this flick "16 Candles" right? Not bad it's got tits in it, but no bush. Of course Ebert over here don't give a shit about that stuff cause he's all in love with this John Hughes guy and rents every one of his movies. Fucking "Breakfast Club" all these stupid kids actually show up to detention, fucking "Weird Science" where this one chick wants to take off her gear and get down, but aw, no she don't cause it's a PG movie, and then there's "Pretty In Pink" which I can't watch with this tubby muthafucker any more, because everytime we get to the part where the red head hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little eight-year-old with a skinned knee and shit. And nothing is worse then watching a fat man weep."
Submitted by miso-horny on October 22, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Holy Shit! Thank you for reminding me of that one!
I dont know if you guys can remember this flick, but another one of my favs was "The Last American Virgin''. Killer soundtrack and the story were both awesome!
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Yeah baby. I had to wait to watch that one as I was too young at the time - but I remembered! And it WAS good!
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Submitted by M.E. on October 22, 2008 - 1:32pm.
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals."
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LMAO! Good times!
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Oops, double tapped the comment button. Still chuckle over the 1st half of Full Metal Jacket!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
"tossed off to any good books lately?"
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Submitted by M.E. on October 22, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Lory, "Dogma" is in my top 3 movies. I love it!
I love Kevin Smith's humor.
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Me too! LOL. Love your avie. When did you take that piccy of Ass? I gotta say her size 0 tush is looking a bit skinnier these days.
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Dr. D.,
"Clarisse, quit rubbing and answer! We wait."
Mmmmm...wha? Me? No.....
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Hellboy 2 PISSED ME THE HELL OFF! Scream over! Toro tried and it had his style,, but I hated him for doing that movie! I'll get Mirrorball fer sure now!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Holy Shit! Thank you for reminding me of that one!
I dont know if you guys can remember this flick, but another one of my favs was "The Last American Virgin''. Killer soundtrack and the story were both awesome!
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals."
Submitted by miso-horny on October 22, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by Lory on October 22, 2008 - 1:27pm.
I cant wait for the next ''An Evening With Kevin Smith 3'' ...i think it is 3.
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I love those. Kevin and Jay are so great together too.
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M.E. made someone severely hung over blow chow from that line!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dr. D.,
That's the one. Written by Neil Gaiman. Visually one of the most stunning movies that I have ever seen!
Lory,
MirrorMask is one of my favorites! It's like Nightmare Before Xmas meets Through the Looking Glass meets Hellboy meets...oh...i cannot even explain it!
RE: Dogma! LOVE IT! "Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know."
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Porky's! WTF is wrong with us!
"Mike Hunt! I have a call here for Mike Hunt! Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?!"
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Dogma, a friend told me it was a religious comedy of sorts. I so expected to hate that movie but didn't! My friend was just messing with me in a way he knew would screw with me.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Lory on October 22, 2008 - 1:27pm.
I cant wait for the next ''An Evening With Kevin Smith 3'' ...i think it is 3.
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
"How'd you like a nice greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray?"
"that kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!!!"
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Jeffro, my friend bought a Silent Bob jacket made by a place called Abbyshot.com for Halloween. He looks EXACTLY like Silent Bob!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Lory, "Dogma" is in my top 3 movies. I love it!
I love Kevin Smith's humor.
Submitted by miso-horny on October 22, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by Lory on October 22, 2008 - 1:22pm.
I heart Kevin Smith.
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Me too. Silent Bob's teh awesum.
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Silent Bob rules!
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Clarisse, quit rubbing and answer! We wait.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Lory on October 22, 2008 - 1:22pm.
I heart Kevin Smith.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
angel, luckily, you can't catch what she has, well,...unless you're her kids. There are sneeze guards in life built for people like her. One type is called sanity.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I haven't seen Mirrormask. How was it Clarisse? Should I rent it?
Btw, "Dogma" is a movie that made me laugh like you have no idea. _______________________________________________
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Clarisse, was Mirrormask something about a circus and weird crixtures? If it is, I missed it and lost track of it, but wanted to see it. Off to Best Buy, I guess?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
You know when you go to the coffee shop and your server smiles at you but you can see something is not right and then suddenly you don't want them touching your coffee because you realize they're sick and they're faking it?
That's what Britney looks like.
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Ferris was great! That's what I call a classic!
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"He's an asshole. Lookit his haircut, anyone with a haircut like that, you know he's an asshole."
"But first, I'd like to...butter your muffin."
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Damn, now I'm getting stumped....Mirrormask? Sounds familiar somehow? Can't remember it. Damn!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Whoops, double post.
"Liiiiisssa, he doesn't even have his liicenssssse."
"You two donkey-dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Current Location: Osaka
Favorite part of Weird Science...when the big brother was turned into a shit monster...ah good times ,good times....
And why does Brit's eyes look like they want to escape her face?
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
FBDO, I enjoyed vaporizing to that movie not long ago! It still kills! I like weird movies too. Harold and Maude comes to mind and if you haven't seen another classic, see Life is Good- a BRILLIANT yet funny, yet sad movie!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Current Location: Osaka
Favorite part of Weird Science...when the big brother was turned into a shit monster...ah good times ,good times....
And why does Brit's eyes look like they want to escape her face?
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Dr. D.,
Did you like Pan's better than Mirrormask?
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 22, 2008 - 1:11pm.
angel, never saw 5 Corners, but will now look for it. Jodi can ACT!!! Nuff 4 me!
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Yeah and it's all dark and freaky too. Check it out, fersure!
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 22, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Lory, ever seen Four Rooms? Strange movie, but it just did it for me! Dead hookers in beds and puking bell boys! Love it!
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Tim Roth and Quentin Tarantino? Count me in! VERY strange indeed...
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off!
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angel, never saw 5 Corners, but will now look for it. Jodi can ACT!!! Nuff 4 me!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
WEIRD SCIENCE, classic brat-pack!
"okay forget it, gimme the keys, I'll drive. GIMME THE KEYS!!"
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
WEIRD SCIENCE, classic brat-pack!
"okay forget it, gimme the keys, I'll drive. GIMME THE KEYS!!"
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Ione Sky... four rooms.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERMC4idnKao
edit: I dont think shes in that clip but what the fuck ever
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Pan's still blows me away! It was the first movie I bought in Blu Ray, despite having a regular copy! Gave the other copy to my buddy's parents, who are pushing their late 60s and now they are huge fans too!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by miso-horny on October 22, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 12:50pm.
You were in J-land? That is where I am at the moment lol.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 22, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Lory, ever seen Four Rooms?
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OMG! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!
And Five Corners (it has Jodie Foster!)
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Submitted by Lory on October 22, 2008 - 1:05pm.
I LOVED Pan's Labyrinth!
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Wow, I SO LOVED that movie. Now THAT is the kind of movie they don't make anymore! (even tho they just made that one;p)
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Lory, ever seen Four Rooms? Strange movie, but it just did it for me! Dead hookers in beds and puking bell boys! Love it!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken