Brit Brit's Working On Her Birfday
The hillbilly Cheetoling is turning the big 2-7 this year and is celebrating by shaking her possum chops live on "Good Morning America." The pork rind party isn't until December 2nd, but ABC is already airing these promos of Our Lady of Cheetos reading off some cue cards. I caught a glimpse of that old craziness in her eyes when she blew the candles off of that Albertson's birthday cake and flashed a "I swear I'm okay" smile. If Daddy Spears' beady eyes weren't warning her not to do anything "foolish-like," she probably would have punched that cake and ran to the nearest Starbucks for a quick fix.
And I can't believe they have the audacity to say this is the "concert event of the year." Um....are they aware that the Cover Girls are playing the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, NJ on October 24th? Obviously not.
Here's a few pictures of Brit Brit and her mini-guard leaving dance rehearsal yesterday. That shirt is totally dedicated to Chester.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
The Great Gatsby - he was uh, GREAT.
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Submitted by The C word on October 22, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Submitted by Lory on October 22, 2008 - 2:05pm.
You know what dlisters, I propose we should meet and watch Full Metal Jacket and play a drinking game. Everytime someoen says "shit" we have a shot of tequila... Now, all we have to do is find a house. Any volunteers?
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Not to hijack, but your post reminded me of a college drinking game we played where you had to drink every time the J.Geils Band sang "Freeze Frame". :D
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Tell them to drop by, they will be welcome in Benji Madden's house. If he gets there and saks why we're there, we'll tell Benji it was angel's idea.
Do not fret Dr Destructo. We will use Lusol, Purell and Febreze afterwards...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
DeeDee and others, IMBD quote page. I have this saved!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I'm lovin' all the Full Metal Jacket quotes. I loves me some Kubrick.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
Lory, sure! But I saw the results the next day of my friend who played 'drink when fuck is yelled' during another great movie, Scarface. He made me fear games like that!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Mrs K.,
What's mine is yours! You know that!
Dr. D.,
If you don't have time, you should not throw "work out" stories at me...
You just set the scene silly boy.
RE: Choco peen and cheese grater!?!? Oh goodness!
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Submitted by Lory on October 22, 2008 - 2:05pm.
You know what dlisters, I propose we should meet and watch Full Metal Jacket and play a drinking game. Everytime someoen says "shit" we have a shot of tequila... Now, all we have to do is find a house. Any volunteers?
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Not to hijack, but your post reminded me of a college drinking game we played where you had to drink every time the J.Geils Band sang "Freeze Frame". :D
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Jeffro, had a toolish philosophy instructor in college who was missing most of his ring finger. He was pissed about something and yelled 'How many times! How many times did that happen?' while holding up that same hand.
Someone in the back muttered 'Four and a half!'
Eeeeewww! Was he pissed! We were silently dying for the rest of class! Zero sense of humor! It so should have been in a movie. Your story just reminded me of it!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Lory, if we play that game we'll be plastered before Private Pyle offs himself.
Submitted by Lory on October 22, 2008 - 2:05pm.
You know what dlisters, I propose we should meet and watch Full Metal Jacket and play a drinking game. Everytime someoen says "shit" we have a shot of tequila... Now, all we have to do is find a house. Any volunteers?
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Benji Madden would gladly open his home for such an event!
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
You know what dlisters, I propose we should meet and watch Full Metal Jacket and play a drinking game. Everytime someoen says "shit" we have a shot of tequila... Now, all we have to do is find a house. Any volunteers?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Ok, I'm done.
Clarisse, an old GF gave her step mom ( who is 100% completely cool!) a big chocolate peen. She tested the flavor a bit and I felt pervy for minor springage in the pantalones, but hey, she was hot! They ended up taking a cheese grater to it and making fondue. They were so fucking with me! I cringed mightily!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Clarisse on October 22, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Belgian chocolates?!?!?!?!?!
GIMME!!!!!
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket
Submitted by kdracofan on October 22, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Lory: what up mama?
and I agree with you: Full Metal Jacket rocks...'me love you longggg time'
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Me so horny! Me love you long time Kdraco! XOXO! :D
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Submitted by M.E. on October 22, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Lory, yes, he was good in it and he was such a no name then LOL.
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NO NAME? Blasphemy! Wasn't he 'Thor' in Adventures in Babysitting?
(geek check yes, but I grew up in the mid/late 80's when Eliz Shue was every guy's dream)
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Full Metal Jacket was the first movie I ever heard F.U.B.A.R in.
Best Movie Ever.
I am usually immune to most everything, but then he yelled from the ground 'PYLE! Get the fuck off my obstacle!' and I fell right off, banging the crap out of my knee and nearly getting crippled from that movie!
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Nothing like a classic line to throw somebody off.
Heard a funny story on the radio the other day, some college math prof was grilling his class on the previous assignment and threw out a question that drew dead silence. Finally, some smartass in the back yells out, "The Council of Trent!"
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Clarisse, I think maybe the next time we catch each other. I'll never have time for one here and time to rub one out before I head out for the day! Crap!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I AM IN A WORLD OF SHIT
the DUDE! abides...
Dr. Destructo - LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I would have probably pissed myself.
One of my colleagues from Belgium was just in and he brought me a box of chocolates called " Langues de Chat"…they are shaped like little cat heads sticking their tongues out. Meh?
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Lory, yes, he was good in it and he was such a no name then LOL.
I love him on L&O CI.
Miso, bonus nachos! I'm getting close too, to real world incursion!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Lory: what up mama?
and I agree with you: Full Metal Jacket rocks...'me love you longggg time'
I love that movie, but I cannot watch it as of late due to my young children. They dont need to see that at 3 and 5 yrs old. LOL.
I often practice with my martial arts instructor in parks and was doing a balance exercise on top of ladder bars about 6 feet up. We hit each other with sticks, beat on each other, and all kinds of crap to make the other person lose focus. I am usually immune to most everything, but then he yelled from the ground 'PYLE! Get the fuck off my obstacle!' and I fell right off, banging the crap out of my knee and nearly getting crippled from that movie!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Full Metal Jacket RULES! Vincent D'Onofrio was simply amazing. He had to gain like 80 pounds for that role. I have a thing for VDO. *swoons*
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Submitted by Lisa Marie on October 22, 2008 - 1:46pm.
"What do you use for a jockstrap, kid? A peanut shell and a rubber band? You know we'd better tie a board across his ass, or he's liable to fall in."
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AHHHhahahaha! Good times Good times:D
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is this Mickey Mouse shit? What are you two animals doing in my beloved head? Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights out? Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Why are you not stomping Private Pyle's guts out?
Brit who?..shit the Cover Girls are still around??? there should be a comeback reunion of Expose, Cover Girls, George Lamond....and all my freestyle idos...lol lol.
I'm off to bed D-sluts.Night everyone..thanks for the trip down movie memory lane ^_^
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
"what the fuck are robster craws???"
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 1:30pm.
I also remember the scene where the hooker is checking out the boys naked and says:
"What do you use for a jockstrap, kid? A peanut shell and a rubber band? You know we'd better tie a board across his ass, or he's liable to fall in."
Or something like that...
Dr. Destructo
"I'm surprised an orgy didn't break out this morning?"
Ah Sweets....it's early still. I could whip something up for you if your feelin froggie.
On topic: *Raspberries*
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
I have IMDB's page for FMJ on my browser list!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT!! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!!"
"A JELLY DONUT???"
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Jeffro - I'll never be able to watch "Rudolph" ever again.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Damn, my cache is full! Be back in a few, problems posting.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Full Metal Jacket:
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 22, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Oops, double tapped the comment button. Still chuckle over the 1st half of Full Metal Jacket!
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prepare to piss yourself...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YW0Z6WIgXI
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LMFAO!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
Jeffro, I sent that movie to every single person I know for Christmas every year! And I will again this year! One of the single funniest things on YT EVER!!! Merry fucking Christmas!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I LOVE FULL METAL JACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 1:36pm.
I was lucky that I grew up with an older cousin who would tell my mom we are gonna see a G-rated flick only to take me to see shit like Weird Science and Last American Virgin LOL.
R.I.P Sandy...miss u
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
M.E. give me a few to compose myself. It ain't over till the fat man weeps!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 22, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Oops, double tapped the comment button. Still chuckle over the 1st half of Full Metal Jacket!
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prepare to piss yourself...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YW0Z6WIgXI
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"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."