Brit Brit's Working On Her Birfday
The hillbilly Cheetoling is turning the big 2-7 this year and is celebrating by shaking her possum chops live on "Good Morning America." The pork rind party isn't until December 2nd, but ABC is already airing these promos of Our Lady of Cheetos reading off some cue cards. I caught a glimpse of that old craziness in her eyes when she blew the candles off of that Albertson's birthday cake and flashed a "I swear I'm okay" smile. If Daddy Spears' beady eyes weren't warning her not to do anything "foolish-like," she probably would have punched that cake and ran to the nearest Starbucks for a quick fix.
And I can't believe they have the audacity to say this is the "concert event of the year." Um....are they aware that the Cover Girls are playing the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, NJ on October 24th? Obviously not.
Here's a few pictures of Brit Brit and her mini-guard leaving dance rehearsal yesterday. That shirt is totally dedicated to Chester.
The only reason Twatney pretended to fight for custody of her "boo-boos" is so she wouldn't look like a complete narcissistic bitch.
Submitted by TITS on October 23, 2008 - 2:16am.
Submitted by chichi on October 22, 2008 - 4:58pm.
How could anyone endorse this fucktard after she lost her own damn kids?????
*
She didn't lose her kids. She relinquished sole custody due to her mental health problems.
*************************
O wait. (It's so weird how I do that, I was just popping on to say goodnight:)
But - she didn't relinquish...she fought the whole way through. But she did it VERY badly. There were a whole string of court dates and meetings and all kinds of stuff....It's only when Daddy Spears that it became the decision to relinquish. And even then they were right back at it for extra visitation almost immediately...
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by chichi on October 22, 2008 - 4:58pm.
How could anyone endorse this fucktard after she lost her own damn kids?????
*
She didn't lose her kids. She relinquished sole custody due to her mental health problems. I have many issues with this woman, but I applaud her courage in doing that.
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Wow, Another super cheesy, boyband dancing Britney concert????
fuck she is lookin good! nice sexy bod
wooo!
Her face is lopsided
OMG she has the same birfday as me!
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
How could anyone endorse this fucktard after she lost her own damn kids?????
This thread is way too GD long to try & catch up on so fuck it. How come Shitters is working her ass off when she is still under a conservatorship?! Me thinks she is running out of $$$$ and HAS to work. The pale lipstick is ridic. Stop playing in the malted Easter eggs!
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 22, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Off topic:
I've tried to register for the forums 3 times, and I never get an email back from whomever runs it. What's the deal?
*****************************
I just emailed MK - you might wanna try that too:) *giggle*
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Off topic:
I've tried to register for the forums 3 times, and I never get an email back from whomever runs it. What's the deal?
Ugly untalented, cross-eyed skank!
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt doooooooeeeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaa yeeeelllloooooooooowwww light mean?"
hahahahahahhaha.
the DUDE! abides...
Mrs.Kravitz!
I'm on my way!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Clarisse
go to your PM in the forum
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Dude!
" Jim Ignatowski "
Oh god! Everytime I think about Rev Jim I have to watch this clip…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvn-tBeLpCk
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 2:57pm.
-------------
Tell that hot bitch to fix that shit STAT! We need more personnel down there...
_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Lory on October 22, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 2:49pm.
------------
It´s Ass´s fault. She fell asleep last night with the forum door open. Don´t ask. Have you contacted someone already? Someone's gotta pay for this fuckery!
************************************
LOL! Not yet - but I was about to pop a note to MK....
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Lory on October 22, 2008 - 2:49pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meh, whatever.
The funny is lost when we lose our muse.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 2:49pm.
------------
It´s Ass´s fault. She fell asleep last night with the forum door open. Don´t ask. Have you contacted someone already? Someone's gotta pay for this fuckery!
_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
I don't get how she got so "sane" so quickly. It seemed like only yesterday she was walking aimlessly through drug stores in torn leggings and cheeto dust on her lips. And now she's skinny, clear-skinned, brushed up, and acting like that wholesome cheerleader next door.
What the ....?
Submitted by Clarisse on October 22, 2008 - 2:45pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I believe you're correct. Jim Ignatowski was in the remake, but I never saw it.
the DUDE! abides...
Whoever mentioned "Freeze Frame"...Grrrrrrrrrr.
*shakes fists in air*
I can't get that out of my head now!
The forum won't let me in. It says someone already has my name, email and password. I'm a little concerned but not overly. O yeah - and when I try to log in. It says I did that too many times in the last 24 hours...?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by DUDE on October 22, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Hi Lory. Too many alts there giving me grief. It isn't fun any more.
And Chuck is NOT pleased!
-------------------
I was just gonna ask about that. What the fuck is the matter with those alts? Do they come in peace? Are they kosher? I WANT ANSWERS DAMNIT!!!
I guess it´s partly my fault. I haven´t been around lately... :(
_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 2:30pm.
"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."
---------------------
Which the kid fucked up, cuz when he had Stacy in the car he was playing "Kashmir", last song on side 1 of Physical Graffiti.
**********************************
Which, in turn, fucked me up cuz I was like (later on)) wtf wants to make out to stairway to heaven?!? That's not sexy!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Dr. D.,
"Maybe we can lock ourselves away in a solitary cell and just call it binary!"
Ah fuck! Take your vitamins, drink plenty of water and tell me the cell number!
DUDE!
"He's My favorite Martian!"
Awwww! Didn't Christopher Lloyd remake that?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Hi Lory. Too many alts there giving me grief. It isn't fun any more.
And Chuck is NOT pleased!
the DUDE! abides...
I see you got the hi-performance model Mrs. K!
*lagging along at 5 mph*
the DUDE! abides...
Clarisse, last post o' the day. You know I keed too! Maybe we can lock ourselves away in a solitary cell and just call it binary!
=================================
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dude! Why haven't you showed your ass at the forum lately? Chuck won't be pleased... _______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by DUDE on October 22, 2008 - 2:39pm.
WOW
we ARE old, huh???
*zipping off at 12MPH on my Rascal*
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 22, 2008 - 2:29pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He's My favorite Martian!
Throwing Five High.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Boys & Girls, we have sinned. We did not mention Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
---------------------
How many shots of tequila for that sin alone?
_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
Dr D.,
Paul Newman. What's not to love. Plus, there are quite a few good prison flicks out there...Shawshank, The Blues Brothers, Cool Hand Luke, The Great Escape, The Green Mile, Cry Baby (I keed! I keed!)
Dude,
High five!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."
---------------------
Which the kid fucked up, cuz when he had Stacy in the car he was playing "Kashmir", last song on side 1 of Physical Graffiti.
------------------------------------------------
"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 2:28pm.
See, whenever I see " What we have here" I always end it with " is a failure to communicate"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
RIP Paul
I will alwys love you
♥
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 22, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Boys & Girls, we have sinned. We did not mention Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RAY WALSTON FOR HWATEST PEPAW OF ALL TIME!!!!!
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Submitted by Clarisse on October 22, 2008 - 2:24pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don't like it anymore than you men.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Clarisse on October 22, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Jeffro11 ,
"What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup."
See, whenever I see " What we have here" I always end it with " is a failure to communicate"
-----------------------------------------
Here's some 6 degrees for you...the guy who said that in Cool Hand Luke was played by...Strother Martin. Who also played Joe McGrath (Chiefs GM) in Slap Shot!
Same guy played Chong's dad in Up In Smoke...(you get a goddamn job before sundown, or we're shipping you off to military school with the goddamn Finklestein shit kid! SON OF A BITCH!!!"
------------------------------------------------
"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
DUDE on October 22, 2008 - 2:20pm.
If you're here, and I'm here, doesn't it make it OUR time?
- GWAD I love Fast Times!
"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."
"People on Ludes should not drive"
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Ok Clarisse, you must like prison films!
=================================
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Jeffro11 ,
"What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup."
See, whenever I see " What we have here" I always end it with " is a failure to communicate"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Spicoli was a GOD! Dude, that's my skull...who hasn't heard that at a party somewhere?
I gotta jet for now Dlisters!
Shhtuff to dooo! Villages to pillage. Carnage to muster up! Till later!
=================================
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Therefore I must eat a pizza in honor of Spicoli.
a more recent stoner classic is Outside Providence. Two bongs up.
------------------------------------------------
"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Guys on ludes should not drive.
------------------------------------------------
"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
If you're here, and I'm here, doesn't it make it OUR time?
the DUDE! abides...
Lori, are your sure it's safe? I like it a little rough ( very teeny amounts) sometimes, but I feel like a slab of bacon above a hot pan hearing this.
=================================
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Boys & Girls, we have sinned. We did not mention Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
------------------------------------------------
"What's the story with that dog?"
"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."