Wednesday, October 22nd 2008
Morning Wood
A monkey learning how to ride a Segway in minutes. That must mean something, right? - Best Week Ever
Ginger Spice needs to wash and brush her hair - A Socialite's Life
Obama on SNL? - Mollygood
BABIES!!! Alyson Hannigan is going to have one - SOW
Times must be tough for Alicia Witt if she has to give a lap dance on "Two and a Half Men" - Popoholic
HoHan sued for hijacking a trio of dick bags - Scandalist
Sting can "sting" me anywhere he wants - Popbytes
Jewel thinks she's the new Ashton Kutcher - ICYDK
Save Simon Cowell and his manchichis - I'm Not Obsessed
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Holy shit! Two of my favourite things in the world collide, Tensai Shimura Doubutsuen (the name of the Japanese show with the chimp) and Dlisted.
Pan-kun the chimp is definitely a Hot Slut of the Day in waiting MK!
Men dressed like giant condoms swinging from the rafters? I need to go to more country music concerts.
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"With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!" -MK
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If Obama is on SNL I hope he's more involved than just sitting in a room where a skit is taking place like Palin did.
Awe . . . cute lil monkey. That's it!! I'm moving to Japan, so I can have monkeys wait on me and drive me around in little scooters!! :)
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
I vote that Ape as Hot Slut!!!!!!!!
Congratulations to Willow Rosenberg & Wesley Windam Price on the baby!
A baby who might grow up to be a White Hat with badass wiccan powers, you heard it here first! *nerdgasms*
Im gonna take Gubuner Palin to the Natural HiSTORY Old Stuff Building to show her those giant Jesus Horses them dirt diggers found out in Arizonastan near the Grand Canyon made when the great showers of tears from heaven came and floded the desert when Angels cried for our sins up in the clouds!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by tesla on October 22, 2008 - 12:52pm.
that's not a monkey, it's a chimp. chimps are apes. monkeys have tails. apes do not. big difference evolutionarily and with regards to human origins. get it right!
that's not what Govenor Palin told me?!??! humph!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tesla gave me a 1991 Tesla Flash Back!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hoe5DI9N58
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Me, too, but she can't lap dance for shit. Well, based on what I saw in "Striptease," anyway.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Submitted by Sheeps on October 22, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by Cleopatra2U on October 22, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Like MK, I am obsessed with gingers. IDK why. Maybe 'cause I'm part Irish?
Shit, then check out Alicia Witt.
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I think I"m in love with that girl. Was she on Law and Order for a hot minute? She did that great movie...a thriller....
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HAPPYBMDAY!
_Submitted by tesla on October 22, 2008 - 12:52pm.
that's not a monkey, it's a chimp. chimps are apes. monkeys have tails. apes do not. big difference evolutionarily and with regards to human origins. get it right!
My Nanna had a small tail when she was born and even today her orange facial hair is still quite fetching.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
that's not a monkey, it's a chimp. chimps are apes. monkeys have tails. apes do not. big difference evolutionarily and with regards to human origins. get it right!
Submitted by Cleopatra2U on October 22, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Like MK, I am obsessed with gingers. IDK why. Maybe 'cause I'm part Irish?
Shit, then check out Alicia Witt.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Yay! Bits on celebs I like but don't hear much about.
Geri Halliwell -- It looks like she just washed her hair and is letting it air-dry as she rides her bike. LEAVE GERI ALOOONE!!1!!1 LOL.
Alyson Hannigan -- Congrats to her and hubby! I hope their little one gets her hair color.
Like MK, I am obsessed with gingers. IDK why. Maybe 'cause I'm part Irish?
Laughing at :51 when the monkey grabs his package!
Which one's the monkey? (I know it's a dumb joke but I had to say it!)
Even more impressive to me is the fact that the monkey understands Japanese!!!!
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Having Barry on SNL on Nov 1 will be too late. Most votes will be done through early voting.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Uvula!
Not remotely weird! I was bummed about Wesley AND Spike!!!
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
I love the japanese.. I was laughing my ass off at that monkey speeding along on the segway
Submitted by Clarisse on October 22, 2008 - 10:52am.
Aw! Willow and Wesley made a baby!
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Is it weird that it really bothers me that Alexis Whatshisnuts isn't British?
Recently , It is said that many celebrities appear at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. Even they upload their private hot photos and videos on
the site. Are these famous guys fond of online dating?
I couldn't stop looking into Sting's eyes, they were following me. He looks like the handsome pepaw version of himself from "the bride" movie
The Hohan story... sure, she keep them hostage in her Homobile, while her snatch held a gun on them-Oprah/South Park style! Like 3 dudes couldn't knock the crack pipe from her dick/snatch hole and make quick egress? Right.....
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I want to have a baby with that monkey and sell the photos for one hundred and fifty-five mabilzian dollars and breast feed it on the cover of AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK? magazine.
All da hos would be so jelly!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
GOOD. I'm glad Hohan is getting sued. She got off waaaaaay too easy for all that bullshit she pulled!
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Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own;
Love will open every door, it's in your hands, the world is yours.....
-Christina Aguilera "Soar"
hahaha now there is a monkey learning a Segway!lol in Japanese!!!!!!!!!!
I'm having a really hard time giving a flyin f*ck about anything other than that little monkey...
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
I don't know if it's all the tantric sex but dayum, Sting and the Mrs. look great!
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Aw! Willow and Wesley made a baby!
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
I think it means that Dubya will be riding a segway to his next news conference.
Monkey See, Monkey Do.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
The monkey clip ROCKED! I can't wait for the next installment, where they make the poor simian jump thru flaming hoops over a pit of sharks!
And Alli Hannigan? The cutest ginge to ever wear black contacts, go evil, and skin a nerd!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HoHan sued for hijacking a trio of dick bags."
I'm surprised this isn't a repeat offense for Hohan.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
Pan the monkey should run away.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)