Oh, Look! Xtina Has A New Video!
No, it's really Lady GaGa, but my bleary eyes thought I was looking at Tranny Clown for a quick minute. And then I thought it was Donatella Versace with fancy lighting and CGI work.
Below is Lady GaGa's new video for some song called "Poker Face" If you say it really fast, it sounds like "pork her face."
I'm not sure about this shit. It would be mesmerizing if I was on a Kerry Katona high, but alas that is not the case. But I am sure that I love those pony dogs at the beginning. I want one of those! I'd ride sidesaddle on it down the street while feeding it Snausages. The fun and games would end when it would need to squeeze out a butt boulder. I'm sorry, but I like my Mudslides in a glass, on ice and with a little Hershey's syrup around the rim.
Click here if you can't see the video above.
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If anyone is getting ripped the fuck off it's Jem. That hot pink slut did it FIRST!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
and she's doing us a favor by covering her face?
HOrrific in every way.
I can understand the nast hair, chick has a HUGE nose. I guess the color distracts from that fact.
lol! Christina isn't ripping anyone's look off. The bangs have been done by alot of people. Fergie, Mary J., Gwen etc. etc. Xtina also rocked a similar look back when she dropped Stripped and went on tour. If you're going to say anyone ripped anyone's style off I would say Lady GaGa has been watching 1 too many Rihanna videos & performances lately :) Also if we're going to compare ... Lady GaGa's videos have been 'ripoffs' of other performers. Her videos aren't something new or controversial unlike Mrs. Xtina who has set new trends and controversial looks / videos for years and years. All of Lady GaGa's lyrics seem straight out of a elementary school students vocab. She's a shit singer who's being waaay too promoted by Perez Hilton LOL
Submitted by DivasGone on October 22, 2008 - 12:23pm.
I'm sorry! I am new at this!
I guess my point was it's not like she's never worn a black pleather jumpsuit before. Which would actually make Lady Gaga copying HER...
I'm really losing brain cells as I debate this...
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Lol, Oh no, I agree, she has worn them before, but only once recently and Ricki said she wore them "all the time" (or something like it) which is, y'know, not true.
*pulls Unfitney confused face* wha' a brain cell? ;0)
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
What the shit is that on her face??? I hate this bitch, same sound, same videos....blah.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 22, 2008 - 10:37am.
NaNoop!
I don't have a Dane YET, (too many foster rabbits right now to home) but I do some transport for the local Dane Rescue and will have one soon!!
Bless your heart, that is awesome that you help out the rescue.
We lost Cooper (NaNoop was his nickname) to bloat w/ gastric torsion. His whole life of 2 meals a day, elevated food & water, etc. It still got him. Bayleigh is his momma, she was quite affected by his being gone. She's better now, but not the same.
These dogs are incredible, so loving and sweet. Cooper was the biggest scaredy-cat you ever could know, but such a big softy cuddler. A nice, nice guy. Missing you, NaNoop- I love you boy.
It's actually been a really tough year with our pups. Those with good memory will remember me as McDooks, who was my beloved Doberman. October 20th was the one year anniversary of him leaving us. I couldn't see his name over and over again without feeling so sad and melancholy when posting so I took NaNoop. Now even this is hard to see. It is so hard to say good-bye to these angels on earth. They truly do make life whole (for me).
Any ways, back on topic- I gots nuttin'.
I'm sorry! I am new at this!
I guess my point was it's not like she's never worn a black pleather jumpsuit before. Which would actually make Lady Gaga copying HER...
I'm really losing brain cells as I debate this...
Submitted by DivasGone on October 22, 2008 - 12:01pm.
but she did wear a black pleather jumpsuit on that one tour she did with the black hair. The one where she had gained some weight.
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*blinks* but that was the Stripped tour. When she was Xtina properly. For a couple of songs. That was waaaaaaaay before Lady Gaga, that was 2002-2003! Surely we're not going that far back in time? I thought ricki ment recently.
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
"I'm bluffin' with my muffin."
The artistry involved with writing that lyric is astounding.
Also...don't ask me why...but this video has convinced me she must be really clumsy in the sack.
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
@ Mrs. Gosling,
Lol, excatly, i mean, stalking is just so stressful. I dont have time to come after anyone *shakes head sadly*
*proudly waves "Proud Xtinaloon" sign* *dances to KGB*
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
It frightens me to jump into this conversation.. but she did wear a black pleather jumpsuit on that one tour she did with the black hair. The one where she had gained some weight.
I'm just sayin'....
But really, what came first, the Tranny Clown or the Gaga? It 's an age old question...
@ricki lake
Why would I know about a nobody?
When did Christina wear a "black pleather futuristic jumpsuit"? No really, I haven't seen her wearing one. Oh! The VMA's! That was ONE performance. ONE! She hasn't worn it since. Now she's wearing ugly big belts that do not look good on her. At the Africa Rising Festival she wore B2B tour outfits, on Deal or no Deal she wore a pink & white top and trousers & the other night performing in UAE she wore B2B tour outfits. So NO performance wise, she's still in Baby Jane mode.
In case you havent noticed, christina ALWAYS completely changes her look. (Hair, make up, clothes) Xtina looked NOTHING like Baby Jane and Baby Jane looks NOTHING like Super Bitch. It's something she does, the fact that Lady Gaga is on the scene has nothing to do with it. (or I very much doubt it has) Christina has a GH album coming out, therefore she's changed her look.
Have you seen the new album photoshoots? That's what she doing, new album, new look. She's always do it & she always will. When the '09 album comes out she have-----a new look! (again! lol) get used to it, no matter how long she has a look, she change it completly as soon as she's ready to put a new album out.
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
Ita an ugly look on both of them.Gag Gag...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Sorry Dreamy didnt mean to be rude lol
and silly me of course you cant come after me while stalking Xtina what the hell was I thinking..I learned that in Stalking 101
But dam you really love you some Christina huh?
"Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 22, 2008 - 11:32am.
@ricki lake
"No one said it's because she has fucking bangs. It's because she has the exact same white hairdo"
Wich would be the bangs.
Christina's hair has been going white for ages, at the DT Event only the tip of her hair was blonde - it was nearly all white. They only thing that changed about Christina's hair is that she straightened it and now has bangs.
I don't know much about Lady Gaga so I can't comment on hermakeup and crap. However, the look Christina is going for is an edgy Super Woman look. I doubt Lady Gaga wants to look like Super Woman.
I've already said that Lady Gaga suits this look much better than Christina.
They have the same clothes style? lmao, Ok, if you say so."
I would think you'd know more about Lady Gaga since you're SOOOOOOO sure Xtina isn't copying her. Yeah, I'd say wearing black pleather futuristic jumpsuits for all your performances and shit is "wearing the same clothes." And true, Xtina has been rocking whitish hair for awhile, but gee, to coincide with the new look she just happened to cut it exactly like Lady Gaga (there's more to a haircut than just bangs, ya dumb bitch) and completely change her makeup look that she's been wearing for YEARS to Lady Gaga's.
Look, they're not on the same level of fame, and I wouldn't say they're even that much in competition, as their music is different...but yah, I find it more than a little suspicious when Xtina transforms her look into exactly the same think weeks (months even) after Lady Gaga has been making the rounds. The fact that everyone in the world BUT YOU thinks this is just another sign that your crazy Xtina-love has robbed of you all rationality. I love Britney just as much as you love Xtina, but if she came out lookin' like this I'd say the exact same thing, because, you know, I'm not a lame dumbass. Feel free to proffer another lame 'rebuttal' about bangs, ho.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 11:27am.
Don't worry, DAE -
This bitch is gonna be gone in a hot minute. Trust.
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Worried? About some nobody? As if! ;0)
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
@ricki lake
"No one said it's because she has fucking bangs. It's because she has the exact same white hairdo"
Wich would be the bangs.
Christina's hair has been going white for ages, at the DT Event only the tip of her hair was blonde - it was nearly all white. They only thing that changed about Christina's hair is that she straightened it and now has bangs.
I don't know much about Lady Gaga so I can't comment on hermakeup and crap. However, the look Christina is going for is an edgy Super Woman look. I doubt Lady Gaga wants to look like Super Woman.
I've already said that Lady Gaga suits this look much better than Christina.
They have the same clothes style? lmao, Ok, if you say so.
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
Actually Lady GaGa should be thanking X-tina, because had she not "copied" her nobody would be talking about GaGa.
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Don't worry, DAE -
This bitch is gonna be gone in a hot minute. Trust.
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"Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 22, 2008 - 10:39am.
Christina is NOT "copying" anyone. If anything she's "copying" Gwen Sefinai (or however she's spells it.)
Lady Gaga is NOT the first person who have bangs, women have had bangs for years, Lady Gaga did NOT invent it. Gwen had bangs, 1000000x women before her had bangs. It just so happens that Christina & Lady Gaga both have white hair & bangs. Doesn't mean one is copying the other one."
Oh God, get off it. No one said it's because she has fucking bangs. It's because she has the exact same white hairdo, makeup, clothing, etc. No one's insulting Christina really, who is certainly more talented than Lady Gaga. They're just saying that she's dressing exactly like her...which, uh, she is. Anyone without their head shoved up Xtina's ass would admit this.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 22, 2008 - 11:04am.
Christina totally copied her. GAGA worked on some of her songs and Christina paid her by ripping of her look.
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No she hasn't. Lady Gaga has NEVER worked with Christina. I can name ALL the people who has though. Lady Gaga ain't on the list. Perhaps you were thinking of Sia?
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
Face jewellry!
It's the eighties all over again.
Christina totally copied her. GAGA worked on some of her songs and Christina paid her by ripping of her look.
Pop music isn't about talent, it's about staying relevant. And Christina has yet to be truly relevant, even though she's talented.
Gaga, gaga, got me gagging.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 22, 2008 - 10:48am.
I don't know who Lady Gaga is...But
she can kinda pull that look better than Xtina
and I better shut up before that Xtina Stalker comes after me
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ITA. Lady Gaga does do the look better than Christina.
bah, I can't "come after" you & stalk Christina at the same time. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to catch a flight to Abu Dhabi, UAE
Oh P.S - don't tell Christina i'm coming - it's meant to a surprise!
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
Ya Christina Copied her plain and simple just like she used to copy Britney in the past. Yawn.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 22, 2008 - 10:48am.
I better shut up before that Xtina Stalker comes after me
awww don't talk that way about DAE! LOL ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I don't know who Lady Gaga is...But
she can kinda pull that look better than Xtina
and I better shut up before that Xtina Stalker comes after me
Christina is NOT "copying" anyone. If anything she's "copying" Gwen Sefinai (or however she's spells it.)
Lady Gaga is NOT the first person who have bangs, women have had bangs for years, Lady Gaga did NOT invent it. Gwen had bangs, 1000000x women before her had bangs. It just so happens that Christina & Lady Gaga both have white hair & bangs. Doesn't mean one is copying the other one.
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
that's sooo Christina of hers !!!
NaNoop!
I don't have a Dane YET, (too many foster rabbits right now to home) but I do some transport for the local Dane Rescue and will have one soon!!
Yah for Bayleigh!!! 11 year old Dane!!! Wow! Somebody is well taken care of! Cheers to yoU!
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 22, 2008 - 10:21am.
Huh. Well, i like the harlequin danes!
Hey, Clarisse- didn't see your post, but mine was almost identical. Great minds and stuff, or something like that?
We still have our Bayleigh (turned 11 this past August) but recently lost our Cooper (just before his 8th b-day), so seeing 2 harles lounging together brings smiles and warm fuzzies. The music was OFF, though so as for the video & GaGa- I gots nuthin'.
MK THAT WAS MEAN!!! *glares* I actually thought that was Christina and then I scrolled down. Boooooooooooo
XTINA RELEASE THE KGB VIDEO ALREADY, WHAT'S THE HOLD UP???
*glares at Christina*
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
BEWARE THE BUSTED WEAVE.
urgh I hate this try hard hipster. She's huge over here in Australia.
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Don't know NUTHIN' 'bout Lady GaGa but LOVES those harlequin Danes.
She sucks.
Lo: yesterday that damn glitter nymph had me singing "Ifyoulikeityoushoudaputaringonit" all damn day long!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I like it but it sounds like her first song. If it worked for her before it'll probably work now.
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more importantly
http://www.last.fm/user/sky_is_lovely
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Everybody wants a piece of Benji...
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Hot I fucking love lady Gaga poker face is the shit.....oh and ricki lake I feel ya I been saying the same thing since the vma's and no 1 has any clue who the fucking i'm talking about
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I just got that god damn bar tender song out of my head from the last vacation....
Now im going to be whistleing "fuck her face" all over the place. People will get confused and take me to court for sexual naughty words in a work place.
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Sens, had me fooled for a minute too! I'm just not Goo Goo for Ga Ga. Just sounds like one of 20 billion other club songs that gets lost in an E haze.
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P P P Poker Face
Benji Madden did this look first
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Bluffin with my muffin"???? Bwahahahaa!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Is it wrong that I kinda like this bitch? I did think it was Xtina for a minute though!
If Xtina is copying her image, WHY!? Didn't Xtina saw that her new image is "inspired by her son"? If I had an infant son I don't think I'd be inspired to look like a wet cat in a pleather teddy!
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Poker Face sounds exactly like Just Dance. I like her video, though. She's sexy without trying to be.
Aaaah! I have been obsessed with this song for a few weeks now, I'm so glad it's her new single and there is a video for it. Thanks for posting !!
Huh. Well, i like the harlequin danes!
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