Jenny Aniston Is Loving This Shit
Maddox's arch rival left her mommy's house in West Hollywood yesterday with a slight bulge in the baby waiting room area. Ew. And you know John Mayer plays on repeat in her waiting room. Hopefully, the joint is stocked with plenty of Highlights magazines.
On Monday, a rumor went around the interwebs that Jenny is knocked up with John Mayer's spa wn. This little bump just adds more caca to the diarrhea pile.
Again, if Jenny was with child, she would already be on the cover of People Magazine with the headlines, "Yes, I'm Gay." The headline is supposed to read, "Yes, I'm Pregnant," but Maddox got to the printers just in time to fuck her over.
Personally, I think it's either "Maddoxmakesmesomad" bloat or she is playing up the rumors by wearing Nicole Kidman's stage 4 pillow baby bump.
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she probably just has period bloat besides don't they always say she's pregnant or getting pregnant?
she should probably stop chain smoking right about 3months ago
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The war isn't working.
I'm suspicious - It would be so much fun if Brad was the dad.
Are you trying to say the Borat swimsuit WAS NOT famewhoring at it's finest? Jim Carrey got less pap exposure when he wore Jenny McCarthy's.
Have a purpose in life--be a bad example
Submitted by Inside of luv on October 22, 2008 - 3:28pm.
I don't belive this crap one bit, especially since she sent out a statement that she wasn't preggers, but I agree with you, (even though I don't want her to have a baby with him) if it was true John mayer wouldn't be a bad father. To me he doesn't seem like a bad guy, He is fucking talent and smart and he does a lot of charity, he started the "Back To You" Fund, an organization that focuses on fundraising in the areas of health care, education etc.
But he does have a twisted sense of humor. Thats something I don't like about him. Some people try to make him look like he loves attention or want publicity but he doesn't need it. He has an amazing career with nothing but multi-platinum records and grammys.
He aslo has cardiac arrhythmia and get panic attacks. He was hospitalized for it. A person like that DOES not want to be followed around by paps. If you see the so called "break up" vid he did on TMZ. You can tell he was freaking out because he didn't want to be followed. That makes me belive the rumor that they never broke up at all and it was just for the paps to leave them alone but who knows, maybe they are not back together at all.
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Im glad John Mayer decided to drop by and tell us about how much he loves his god damn mommy and daddy.
Hey John? How about all of you god damn twats SHUT THE FUCK UP!
You dont make the world we live in you douchey fucker! Go run through the halls of you high school and can it you needy bitch!
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She is so not knocked up. Jennifer is not like angie ho. She is not the type of woman who shit out children out of wedlock. If that picture was taking from a different angle her stomach would be flat.
Maybe it's just one of MK's prolapsed butt boulders.
"That being said, I'd hit it."
I HOPE she's knocked up even though she's denying it. I HOPE its true. I NEED to see this happen in my lifetime. Right now everything is shit for me but this will bring SUNSHINE into my life. THIS will finally put the Brangelina bullshit stories on the backburner. PLEASE God let it be true!
P.S. I swear Im not psychotic, just fed up
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If this is true, congrats to Jen and John. BTW, who's to say John isn’t gonna be a good father? The guy came from a very good loving and supportive family. His father and mother taught and showed him love and are proud of him. Good background goes a long way.
Most of you stone throwers here, are probably dating, have dated or even married to someone worse than John; whose only crime IMO is a squealer. Because the other crimes, like fame whore, douche and serial dater or serial dater of the stars/famous are just nit picking by haterz.
ALL men have been there, done that wore the T-shirt at some point in their lives, not unless they are dorks or unappealing/ugly or lacks confidence. And the issue with dating stars, if a man doesn’t have a preference/choice of his women/dates, he’s not a man to be reckoned with.
So people claimed he's a fame whore, duh!! The guy is FAMOUS ALREADY!!! He has his awards to prove it and he is an artist, singer, performer, and guitarist who has earned much deserving awards than other fame whores that haterz idolizes. So what else is new???
John is a squealer?? Well, men do not stop maturing until way after 30. He is a man in training, and I'm sure, he's learned a valuable lesson with his last squealing, and I mean that LITERARILY!
He is a player/lothario and not responsible? Most men are players and immature before they meet THE ONE, THAT ONE WOMAN who have the power to bring them to a heed, TO MAKE THEM FEEL and make them want forever and to be responsible. I believe Jen is the one to do it; it seems she has that effect on men. She's beautiful, womanly and seems sweet, lovable, and funny. She’s giving, strong and vulnerable all at the same time which makes her a keeper.
Somehow, I believe John is gonna be a fantastic dad when he’s ready based on his family orientation and on millions of other players/douches who have turned around and become responsible adults when they fall in love. I also believe, Jen, like most women, may want to procreate but with the right man and at the right time for her and frankly, Brad is NOT the man she would chose to procreate with.
Brad is a user, control freak narcissist, closet gay, closet pedo and a pervert, judging by the calculated nakedness of those poor commodities he and angie called children in the W spread. What these two called ART is only fitting in soft child porn mag and have nothing to do with art. What good parents put the children they proclaimed to love, OUT THERE like that and NEAR NAKED TOO?
Media and child protection agencies needs to intervene and call these two out on their style of parenting. They are horrific parents who are selling their children's rights and privacy to the highest bidder.
They should not be allowed to parents dogs. Good on Jen she lived with brad the pervert and knew he would be a bad father and an abusive one too. Guess, brad was lucky to meet his other perverted half, Sinlina Holie. Both of these Fauxmanitarian, will both rot in hell!!
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Clarisse and Sheeps,
Thank you! I *love* hockey (huge Stars fan) but I have never seen that movie! So, it's off to amazon to find it and get it! My husband will be so proud!
All the best!
So, 1st she was selfish when you people claimed she didn't want kids, but theres a chance she might be preggers so now she is desperate or she want attention. WHATEVER!
If she wanted attention all she had to do was, tell the world every time she donated money, give interviews every other week, and constantly talk about her sex life... Enjoy living you life Jen. I'll belive it when theres is an offical statement.
EDIT: Turns out her rep released a statement in the morning. Homegirl is not preggers.
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I bet it's just lettuce bloat.
A long time ago I respected Jenn, but she's become such a media whore instead of trying to re-ignite her flailing career. I guess a baby is the next project she and her "handlers" thought she should do. And, how pathetic that Jenn is back with John. What is wrong with her?! It smells of such desperation.
I look more prego than her and i'm just retaining water.
I was actually a huge John Mayer fan, I love his music but the more I know about him and his personal life the less I like him as a person. I think he's a gifted guitarist and I enjoy his songwriting but with that said in the last year or so I've been unable to listen to any of his tunes just because I can't get over what a douche he's been in the media....
I don't appreciate his hypocricy when he started off he was all like "i'm all about the music i'm not about being a celebrity" and now he's ALL about that. Why don't you do us a favor JOHN and write another smurfin' hit song! sheesh
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y tu mama tambien!
"your son looks like a fag to me. You better keep an eye on him or he'll have a cock in his mouth before he can Jackie Robinson".
Or something like that... Slap Shot is one of my favorite movies ever.
Sheeps / CindyBman,
Slapshot it was! Jeffro and I are two old codgers that like to sit in our rockers and trade Slapshot quotes!
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I love how, in terms of this blog, Maddox is now the lovable devil elf in this saga. I can just picture him with that mohawk, rubbing his little hands together and saying, "hee hee!"
Submitted by CindyBman on October 22, 2008 - 11:32am.
Prolly "Slap Shot" with Paul Newman? (The Charlestown Chiefs hockey team.)
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Submitted by Bella on October 22, 2008 - 11:24am.
OH.MY.GOD. How do you ever manage to survie?! Don't you know that women that don't want children are old hags, who's husbands will leave them for a younger, hotter girl! /sarcasm
But seriously I do agree with your comment.
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Why in the world would Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer create a human being knowing it will never have a family?
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Oh I don't know - that sure seems like a strange thing to happen in Hollywood.
If Jen is pregnant, it is because she wants to be. If I were pregnant with Mayer's baby, I would not tell him, not hint to him that he is a babydaddy, then raise that child without him knowing or caring.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Just two weeks ago Jennifer was on the beach in Cabo showing her assets to anybody who would look and her stomach was totally flat. She could not have a baby belly in two weeks!!! This is all a rumor just to keep Jenny in the tabloids. I don't think she wants a baby,especially at 40 when it would take forever to get rid of the blubber!! But, nice PR for that Marley movie coming out in a few weeks.
Jeffro11,
You're talking about some movie and a person in a Chiefs shirt and you have me intrigued! I've tried reading all the posts to see if I could find the name or something; but I can't.
What movie are you talking about, if you don't mind sharing? Thank you so much!
Cindy
Lo: MWAH! ♥
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That will be one ugly monkey
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
SNOW Piece i keep missing you today!
I DO want a little benji madden bun in my giant oven.
* Dials Hansel and Grettle*
Hello chilren! Did you know you can EAT my gingerbread house? YES! Come on over!
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I like her movies, she has a dry sense of humor, that cracks me up. I don't like her real life persona. She always acts like an uptight cunt to every question thrown her way. And she seems strangely humorless while walking about. Nevertheless, good for her if she is in fact preggo. I'm pulling for her to be. Even if she isn't, she will be soon. The tabloids have a really strange talent for picking up on pregnancies. By the time they start speculating, its almost guaranteed.
It is possible for a woman not to want kids... I´m one of them. I´m 28 years old and I don´t think I have a maternal bone in my body, I feel nothing when I see newborn babies. Baby animals are a whole other story, I go completely gaga over them :)
Submitted by Capitanne on October 22, 2008 - 11:18am.
Submitted by Sensimina on October 22, 2008 - 10:03am.
Don't you think he's too much of a free-riding cowboy for kids? He's only 31.
I said that, not Sensimina. I don't think 31 is too young but I think Mayer at 31 is not ready to settle down or to be tied down.
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Submitted by Sensimina on October 22, 2008 - 10:03am.
Don't you think he's too much of a free-riding cowboy for kids? He's only 31.
Only 31? Since when is that too young to become a father? Age isn't the issue - desperation is! Why in the world would Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer create a human being knowing it will never have a family? She is pathetic and he's an immature jerkoff. Plus, they're both probably gay!
Lo: like the rest of us, you really just want Benji Madden
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Forget having baby friends! I want a monkey with a pet puppy! Now how cute would that be!
Im kidding i dont know wtf i want at all!
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Oh please......enough already.
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Submitted by Upskt Celebs on October 22, 2008 - 11:04am.
Pregnant? Maybe. But it shows you how behind the media is. Didn't they get just "get back together" last week? And she's already pregnant? Sorry guys, doesn't happen that fast. They must have still been banging for a while now, well before it was reported they were back together.
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I think they're saying that she got pregnant the last time they were together and that now she is a few months along....or something like that. :D
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My biological clock went off right around 28 years of age....and then i accidentally got pregnant at 29 with twins. My whole life has changed since i had them....for the better, i would say. :D My kids make me smile everyday...its really awesome.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for fitness & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with strong guys?
Pregnant? Maybe. But it shows you how behind the media is. Didn't they get just "get back together" last week? And she's already pregnant? Sorry guys, doesn't happen that fast. They must have still been banging for a while now, well before it was reported they were back together.
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Submitted by Lory on October 22, 2008 - 10:59am.
hahahahaha. We will see. I'd give them 3 months max, no baby. Mayer is too much of a Lothario and Aniston too clingy for most men (said knowing nothing more than what I see on the gossip sites).
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Yeah snowy....it was a wake and bake kinda morning....;-}
*sigh* *giggles*
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We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Greeny: sometimes I feel so bad because I don't have a kid and my bio clock is like sand thru the hourglass and I'm like I should hurry up and try before it's too late but then I think about it and I don't want a kid now, and my life is not stable enuf to have one anyway. But then I panic...LOL
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that's not a reason to make a baby, because your're LLONELY Jeniston.grow up.
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 22, 2008 - 10:08am.
Submitted by Sensimina on October 22, 2008 - 10:03am.
John Mayer would happily spill his baby batter for Jenny because of all the perks he'd get.
Don't you think he's too much of a free-riding cowboy for kids? He's only 31. And why are people so sure JA even wants kids? She supposedly turned them down while married to Brad, right?
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I'm with Sensimina on this. I can already see Mayer gladly posing for the paps as he wipes the baby's ass. Then he'd go back home and hand it to the nannies. Not only he's a douche, he's a big ass fame whore. I said it before and I'll say it again, if she is indeed knocked up, I wouldn't be surprised if it was John and not Jennifer who made the holes to the condoms.
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Submitted by Norwaygirl on October 22, 2008 - 10:51am.
I like her. I dont think she is pretty like Angie on the outside, but she is much more beautiful on the inside.
Of course she wants a child.
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Norwaygirl, not every woman wants a baby. Not every woman has a biological clock. And that's okay.
I like her. I dont think she is pretty like Angie on the outside, but she is much more beautiful on the inside.
Of course she wants a child. Children and grandchildren are nice to have when you are old and lonely. And that day will come to us all.
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Normally i would say that there is NO way that she would accidentally get pregnant and that she is the kind of person who would want the ring and the wedding first. But i have a feeling that she has changed...dont ask my why....its just a feeling....
Oh...and im stoned. ;P *giggles*
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
stage 4 pillow baby!!! lmfao...*faint*
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by lizzieb on October 22, 2008 - 9:58am.
"why does everyone think she wants a baby anyway? Hell, I'd sit in a bikini counting my money and laughing at Bradley up to his armpits in baby shit if I were her."
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Amen to that. Jennifer is rich, attractive and never has to work again. I'd take that action over 6 kids and a HIGH maintenance Baby Momma.
However, the reason people think she wants a baby is because she did an interview at the time "Friends" was in it's last season. She said after the show wrapped she wanted to start a family. But she signed up for 5 movie projects instead.
There's nothing wrong with that. Having a baby is huge decision. Some people just don't want to be parents. But be up front about it. Many marriages have gone down the toilet because couples didn't discuss the issue of children.
"If that's a baby bump, then I'm in my last trimester."
AMEN! the shit that passes for a baby bump these days... literally that's probably a shit she's got in there.