Mop Head Strikes Again!
After last night's taping of "Dancing with the Has-Beens," Julianne Hough was taken to Cedars after complaining about stomach pains. Mormon baby alert! Or maybe, Mormon diarrhea alert!
Julianne's spokesbitch tells People that she was feeling the pains all day and decided to get that shit checked out. Only Cedars knows how to pop a doody bubble the right way.
Misty fucks herself up and has to leave the show. Brooke messed up her ankle and now Julianne has a wonky stomach? Hmmmm.....CHERYL BURKE is more diabolical than I thought! She ruined Misty's chances, because she couldn't stand to see her with Maksim. Then she went after Brooke and Julianne because they are the frontrunners! This is just like "Showgirls." SHOWMOPHEADS.
It's funny that all these fragile young whores are dropping like flies, but Crazy Memaw Cloris is still standing. And you know CHERYL BURKE has already tried to spike her Metamucil with failed results. Those young bitches are weaklings. This just proves the fact that they don't make them like they used to.
Is Burke this diabolical? All these injuries are suspect. Julianne is adorable though and a great dancer.
Why do they all run to the hospital? Why don't they take Pepto like the rest of us?
Don't you love how these insured bitches run their asses to the hospital with gas pains?!? Not like some of us po' folks.
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that whore Cheryl!! GAAAAH! how can we destroy this mopheadin' piece of trampy shit??? seriously. i fucking hate her. ugh!!!!
I would keep a damn close eye on Cloris Leachman over there. And her cohort Benji Madden, too!
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I think the problem with it all is that the younger ones don't take proper care of themselves. They don't eat enough! Then the body injures itself because of it.
Dr. Destructo
35 years in Phx? Hmmm. For your own well being, you may want to stay in bed with me...
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
C word, Ontario, eh? Been there 2x, liked it! But too much Frozen Circle of Hell for me! Stay warm, drink some good Canuck brew, and make a snowpiece angel_i in the white stuff! I was tempted to light my fire pit last night.
Clarisse, Born in Fla, lived briefly in Hawaii, San Diego, and the rest in Phx (about 35 years now). Cold? Anything below air con temps bring a chill, but I'm actually quite resilient in cold temps. I don't even bother with heaters and only own a bike and Jeep. I wear shorts almost every day! Board shorts if possible!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dr D.,
"when this flaky water stuff fell from the sky here! People and animals in Phoenix panic when this happens! Lizards and javelinas line up, 2 by 2, seeking some sort of rescue!"
LOL!! How long have you been in Phoenix? It's like that old FLA joke about telling tourists from lifers by who is wearing shorts and who is wearing winter jackets at 60 degrees!
The C Word!
Ah, man! NOTHING better than a roaring fire!!! *sighhhhhhhhhhhh*
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Stomach pains=gas.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 22, 2008 - 11:02am.
C word, what circle of frozen hell do you reside in? I've seriously only seen snow like 30 times in my life. A couple of ski trips and even about 4 or 5 times when this flaky water stuff fell from the sky here! People and animals in Phoenix panic when this happens! Lizards and javelinas line up, 2 by 2, seeking some sort of rescue!
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LOL, @ 'frozen hell', it feels like it today!
I live in Canada; southern Ontario, to be exact.
A year ago it was 26C/82F, so that shows you just how much the weather tends to change here (today's temp is well below 'normal').
On the plus side, I had my first roaring fire last night!
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
C word, what circle of frozen hell do you reside in? I've seriously only seen snow like 30 times in my life. A couple of ski trips and even about 4 or 5 times when this flaky water stuff fell from the sky here! People and animals in Phoenix panic when this happens! Lizards and javelinas line up, 2 by 2, seeking some sort of rescue!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 22, 2008 - 10:35am.
Clarisse, not a girl thing digging on a warm bed with kinky friends! It was cold here in Az last night. It hit close to 60 F and I fear I may have to go chip ice off of the windshield of the Destructo Jeep! May delay and snug for a bit!
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Haha, that's toasty! It is expected to only reach a high of 7C/44F(approx.) here today but feels colder due to the wind chill.
I could definitely go for warm bed/snuggly covers right now!
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Clarisse, it might have even got sub 60! Damn frosty out! If the ground and air aren't on fire, we Az folk are lost and need to be chipped out of our icy hell! Grateful for a warm place to thaw!
ONT: Another celeb that need to shut her dick hole. The flies aren't starting to cruise in! A Penis fly trap.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dr. Destructo
60!!! Bless you! Snuggle in deep Sweets cuz my thermostat is SET at 62 degrees!
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Clarisse, not a girl thing digging on a warm bed with kinky friends! It was cold here in Az last night. It hit close to 60 F and I fear I may have to go chip ice off of the windshield of the Destructo Jeep! May delay and snug for a bit!
ONT: Still think she looks like some sorta low rent Jenna J blow up cushion for pushin!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
lol loozer.
Whatever she is and such I find her beautiful.
Dr. Destructo,
Isn't that the BEST feeling! When you crawl back into a still warm bed and smooosh up under a still warm blankie!?!?! Maybe it's a girl thing.
Jeffro11,
Puttin on the foil coach!
On topic...who?
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Mophead has no power over The Meemaw! TEAM CLORIS!
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
I don't know why it is exactly but I want to slug this dumb bitch. She and her homolicious brother are fucking annoying.
Mormons?
Im sure her sister wife just poisoned her back on the compound for being "too high falutin'"
or however the hell you spell that shit
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Clarisse, ahhh nice and comfy in here! If we keep this up, we may be joined by others! *Deboardshorts*
I'm sorta glad I have no clue who this looney crack ho is. Fun to listen to her mangle her way thru a language! Uuuuh oooiii Chumpainge...uuughh, oiiii, drinkie poo....oiiii!!!!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Good one, Clarisse!
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"That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1948 floods."
"Well, fuck him."
Bitch has a pretty bad case of Gumby nose, just like half the othersbwho know that getting a nosejob is a prerequisite for HOllywood whoredom. So generic and blah.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Dr. D.,
*throws back blanket*
Come on in!
You know, having time to post but nothing to post about...It is like when my sister and I go shopping...If it was my idea, i cannot find a single thing to buy and vice versa if it was sis's idea. Murphy is a biatch!
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
How is this news?
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
I don't know a single one of those names mentioned, with the exception of Cloris. My money's on Leachman for the win.
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Clarisse, yeah so far today blows! And I have time to post, but not much interest in the posts themselves. I feel ya sister, mind if I crawl in?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Man, i hope someone worth sparing a thought for makes news today...George Little is so far the hot slut today...
I wanna put my jammies back on and crawl back under my warm fluffy comforter!
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Who the hell is Julianne Hough?
Go Cloris, go Cloris! I hope to God she gets her own show out of this. I am living for that woman!
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Team Cloris. Vote Bitches!
Sounds like Cheryl Burke has been watching old Sophie Ellis Bextor videos.
they may as well skip to the end and have cloris and cheryl do a dance off. I happen to know cloris keeps her metamucil under lock and key! cheryl doesn't have a chance.
Are you kidding? Cloris will rip off that mophead, shit down her neck, and go right on dancing. No one fucks with Phyllis Lindstrom.
Damn, I don't know who any of these peeps are today! She'll make a fine blow up doll for those lonely nights tho! Looks like she's already showing how she posed for it.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Cheryl Burke has Tonya Harding on Speed Dial.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.