I'll Have What She's Having
Kerry Katona showed up to a live interview on The Morning with Fern and Philip today and this bitch was definitely walking on sunshine! Basically, homegirl was drunk, stoned, wasted, high, slow in the brains, smashed, buzzed, blazed and more! And more!
Kerry said she couldn't sleep the night before, so she took some sleeping pills at 2am. That's right! So don't judge her. She washed down her medication with a few bottles of champagne. Well, it's the only way the dolls will go all the way down! And because the bubbles tickle her nose too much, she has to stop the sensation with a little white powder. It's not her fault! And then the powder kind of sticks to her nose, so she huffs a little computer duster to clean herself out completely. She can't help it. If she didn't have take medication, she wouldn't have to go through all of that!
Instead of allowing her to float through the crystal (meth) clouds, Fern and Philip kept asking her annoying questions about her drinking habits! They were trying to say that she's some kind of alcoholic or something. Kerry?! NEVER! Damn. There's nothing worse than pesky H8RS trying to fuck with your buzz. They should have given her a light show and a massage instead of quizzing her like the Gestapo!
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High as a fucking kite! Oh the shame, the shame!!!!!!!!!!!
High as a fucking kite! Oh the shame, the shame!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Destructo LMAO esperanto or something
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Exactly Dr. D. Kerry should look into bottling her lactoid juice.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
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Who the hell is Kerry Katina?
Drugs are bad for you, M'kay!
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
DeeDee, I imagine her lactoid juice would taste like a White Russian made with Everclear and crack rocks would be sprinkled around the edges of the glass, like sugar.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Booger sugar....breakfast of champions!
LOL @ Winehorse GIG!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
I feel sorry for her kids. Bitch is completely fucking drunk on national t.v.
She may beat Amy Winehorse (typo but I'm keeping it) to the Coroner's Office.
I didn't watch the video. damn. maybe they need to call her a doctor if she's that screwed up.
isn't kelly osbourne in london? she could translate.
She's tripping balls. She's alert not sleepy.
Hey, I'm at work. I'm allowed to have a drink!! *hic*
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Can you imagine what type of high you'd get from Kerry's breastmilk? I hope for her children's sake she chose to formula feed.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
Angel, every time I look at your avie, I'm reminded of a friend who got the living shit kicked out of him at some party. He looked just like your BenjiChol.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
What luck, to be possessed by the spirit of Anna Nicole Smith?
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
You did a hell of a lot better translating than I did. I wonder if Google can make a translation program for this mysterious Osbournian language. I imagine it's one of the few languages Britney can speak, other than Short Busian Redneck.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I can barely understand her - she's on a lot of something what's the medication she's supposed to be on? I think the hosts are seriously concerned for her.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 22, 2008 - 9:04am.
angel, is that what she said? I don't speak Osbournian.
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LOL! Me neither - but she looks like him lots. And she's a mess. It would totally make sense.
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angel, is that what she said? I don't speak Osbournian.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 22, 2008 - 9:02am.
I don't know who any of these people are either, but I think she has been possessed by Ozzy Osbourne's spirit. She yammers in some sort of ancient drunken druggie tongue exactly like he does. Is she one of his lost kids perhaps?
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She SO totally could be!
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I don't know who any of these people are either, but I think she has been possessed by Ozzy Osbourne's spirit. She yammers in some sort of ancient drunken druggie tongue exactly like he does. Is she one of his lost kids perhaps? I wish they would have provided translation when she spoke, if that would have even been possible?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Holy CRAP!
She is FUCKED!
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
Ok, UKers come at me. But I would like to know how that is ALWAYS an excuse for your drunken celebs over there...?it's pretty funny:
I'm a young girl - I'm allowed to have a drink.
I'm a grown woman - I'm allowed to have a drink.
"I'm a 28 on vacation in Spain - I'm allowed to have a drink."
I'm on tour - I'm allowed to have a drink.
I'm at a party - I'm allowed to have a drink.
I'm fifty and sad - I'm allowed to have a drink.
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should I care?
(says the girl w/ Jodie Marsh in her sig-lol)
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haha... I don't even know who this chick is but you never tell the tv people about sleeping pills unless you just want them to start going on about rehab.