I'll Have What She's Having
Kerry Katona showed up to a live interview on The Morning with Fern and Philip today and this bitch was definitely walking on sunshine! Basically, homegirl was drunk, stoned, wasted, high, slow in the brains, smashed, buzzed, blazed and more! And more!
Kerry said she couldn't sleep the night before, so she took some sleeping pills at 2am. That's right! So don't judge her. She washed down her medication with a few bottles of champagne. Well, it's the only way the dolls will go all the way down! And because the bubbles tickle her nose too much, she has to stop the sensation with a little white powder. It's not her fault! And then the powder kind of sticks to her nose, so she huffs a little computer duster to clean herself out completely. She can't help it. If she didn't have take medication, she wouldn't have to go through all of that!
Instead of allowing her to float through the crystal (meth) clouds, Fern and Philip kept asking her annoying questions about her drinking habits! They were trying to say that she's some kind of alcoholic or something. Kerry?! NEVER! Damn. There's nothing worse than pesky H8RS trying to fuck with your buzz. They should have given her a light show and a massage instead of quizzing her like the Gestapo!
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I don't understand what you're saying. I was on holiday in Spain. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I don't know who she is, but she's hilarious!
Submitted by Madam Pince on October 22, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Off topic, but that is one cute baby with daffodil seed hair. Cutie pie.
i must have missed the memo...who is this crazy ass?
I couldn't understand anything other than her constantly saying, "I was on holiday in Spain."
The only better duo than Fern & Philip would be Fern & Wilbur.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 7:22pm
She just came off as so genuinely clueless that I couldn't even make fun of her...what is this world coming to?
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Submitted by boomsy on October 22, 2008 - 7:19pm.
For some reason watching that just made me feel sorry for her.
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I know, right? Me too, kinda. I do adore MK's playbyplay tho - I think he hit the nail right on the head:
There's nothing worse than pesky H8RS trying to fuck with your buzz. They should have given her a light show and a massage instead of quizzing her like the Gestapo!
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For some reason watching that just made me feel sorry for her.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I have no idea who this broad is, but I DO know that she IS off-her-nut.
Yeah, sleeping pills. That's the same lame excuse John Stamos used for his blazed Australian interview where he told the world he banged Ashley Olsen. Gross.
Hats off to whomever can interpret this KK chick. I did not understand a single thing she uddered
(typo stays).
"That being said, I'd hit it."
Hmmmm sometimes pills do make you slur, so she might not be lying.
Hey Sheepsie! Thanks for the tip. I'll get that, fersure! Look at me! I'm gonna be all Scottish next week! WATCHOUT!
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Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:22pm.
my maternal grandfather is from Scotland and only liked to talk about the "Wars". My granny is a Newfie Scot - 1st generation Canadian...and the other side is all different stuff...so I'm not SO Scottish...but I grew up with them peeps
Mon Ange, then you've GOT to read "The View from Castle Rock" by A. Munro. If you haven't, it's a semi-historical tracing of her Scottish roots into Huron, Ont. Too lovely read.
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 22, 2008 - 12:39pm.
angel: refresh to see oor wullie in my avie
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Aw! So sweet!
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angel: refresh to see oor wullie in my avie
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 22, 2008 - 12:24pm.
angel: LOL re the nature show outside your window
My parents are straight off the boat, LOL I don't even have any real relatives over here so I got all that kind of stuff at Xmas, the Broons and Oor Wullie are comics, too funny, so Scottish, LOL
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That's so cool. I wish my fam had stayed more connected but it's a small family and they all came over here:(
PS. I'm like fucking Snow White over here!;p
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angel: LOL re the nature show outside your window
My parents are straight off the boat, LOL I don't even have any real relatives over here so I got all that kind of stuff at Xmas, the Broons and Oor Wullie are comics, too funny, so Scottish, LOL
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 22, 2008 - 12:19pm.
LOL angel! Did you ever read Oor Wullie or The Broons?
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I did not. To be true - my maternal grandfather is from Scotland and only liked to talk about the "Wars". My granny is a Newfie Scot - 1st generation Canadian...and the other side is all different stuff...so I'm not SO Scottish...but I grew up with them peeps...I want to check out these now, tho!
PS. NOW A SQUIRREL IS GETTING IT"S ASS KICKED BY MY BUNNY!
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LOL angel! Did you ever read Oor Wullie or The Broons?
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 22, 2008 - 12:14pm.
angel! are you really? me too! my wee hen!
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angel! are you really? me too! my wee hen!
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Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 11:20am.
Aha! I betcha her Daddy IS Ozzy Osbourne. She should go for it anyway - it would be good for her career to open up that can of ESCANDALO!
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Not even Ozzy would want to sleep with Kerry'sm mother
http://www.iconocast.com/00005/F2/News3_2.jpg
According to Kerry, she knows who her father is, but he's now married with kids and she doesn't want to publicly name him, in case it hurts his new family.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 11:38am.
O, I'm Scottish. Technically, I don't even have to be awake:)
Haha. I'm half Irish and people are always amazed that I'm not drunk all day long.
angel, he prolly deserved it. I am not close friends with him because when he gets drunk, beer muscles bulge. I'll protect good friends in trouble, but idiots can get themselves out of trouble. I know how to fight, very well and quite viciously if needed, but I don't like to fight and only will if cornered or someone needs real help. And I always assume that the other person will try to kill me, so that's not what I would call fun.
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Submitted by carefreea on October 22, 2008 - 11:36am.
Go for it, Angel. I'm contemplating my first but then it's nearly 5pm here :p
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O, I'm Scottish. Technically, I don't even have to be awake:)
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Go for it, Angel. I'm contemplating my first but then it's nearly 5pm here :p
Isn't her 15 minutes up yet?
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Submitted by carefreea on October 22, 2008 - 10:02am.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 9:00am.
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We like our booze. Getting up qualifies as a reason to drink ;)
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Well, I'm awake, right? I'm allowed to drink!
Shouldn't I be allowed to drink? I am awake, after all!
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I'm unclear... where was she on holiday?
Submitted by Keane on October 22, 2008 - 11:03am.
Hm Kerry Katona, she's a fuck up but she couldn't have had a worse start in life (mother who gave her drugs at 13, violent knife-wielding step-father,
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Aha! I betcha her Daddy IS Ozzy Osbourne. She should go for it anyway - it would be good for her career to open up that can of ESCANDALO!
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 22, 2008 - 9:13am.
Angel, every time I look at your avie, I'm reminded of a friend who got the living shit kicked out of him at some party. He looked just like your BenjiChol.
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LOL! I'm sorry to laugh but, really...he deserved it;p (plus boys never make me sad when they fight - they like it)
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A fall from grace would require some grace to begin with.
This kind of shit can be avoided so there is no pity to be found over here however sad the situation may be.
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Hm Kerry Katona, she's a fuck up but she couldn't have had a worse start in life (mother who gave her drugs at 13, violent knife-wielding step-father, in and out of care homes throughout her childhood etc) so I genuinely feel sorry for her. She was very happy when she was with the Westlife geezer which I can vouch for as I was working for the company who did her representation at the time. The public couldn't have given a damn about her and she didn't work much but they were rich anyway so she didn't care. Then her agents pur her forward for I'm a Celeb and gave her heavy coaching on how to behave on the show (don't bitch, be selfish etc) and it must have worked cos she won. She then became the nation's sweetheart but immediately left my company for PR (and sleaze) guru Max Clifford. She became a big star in her own right, got a big supermaket advertising deal but lost her husband (possibly threatened by her new success). She was devastated, went back to drugs and booze, all her friends and family fucked her over and unsurprisingly she is now mental. Her husband is an absolute cunt and using her totally for her money but she depends on him like a father figure. She is seriously fucked up, living a miserable life with a man that doesn't give a toss about her and she has no other close family or friends to turn to except pills and drink. No amount of money would make me want to trade places with this girl.
@snowpiece,
Yep, sadly. If a has been or fading star goes on that show & the public like them they get back (some) of their "star" status they once had. The British public liked Jordan because she seemed "nice", "normal", "down to earth" & a "sweetheart" - & she had Peter met on that show.
@ Dr. Destructo,
I dunno, Kerry has a real fucked up family - her mum was taken to court for benefit faud. Both her mother and her mother - in - law have been banned from seeing their grand kids, she has an on going custordy battle with the ex hubby, she's been accused of punching her mother - in- law, drinking while preggers, doing coke while preggers. Yep, she can give Unfitney a run for money in the "trashy, fucked up mum" stakes... She def wins of the fucked up talking though. I couldn't get half of what she was saying.
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Hoiy aaaaammmmm jesus!
DAE, twas wondrin 'bout that! Good to have it cleared up! She still has a few years to catch up to Shitney. At least she has her beat on the butchered UK stammering! But that's all she has on the Shitter!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
DAE:Kerry won the British public hearts when she became "Queen of the Jungle" (She won the hit TV show "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here!
this is the show where Jordan "won the publics heart" too. It's a real star maker I see
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Ummm, and she is famous because??? Her face looks like it's been bashed in with a frying pan and it looks like she has a huge fat ass. Did she used to be hot or something?
@ Dr. Destructo
Thanks. Lol. That's why she's called the British Britney ;0)
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Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 9:00am.
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We like our booze. Getting up qualifies as a reason to drink ;)
Uh, who is this?
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thanks, DAE, as always, a sweetheart.
I had no idea who this ho was, i mean, you could pick up any slut in Simy Valley and they're all high by 10am, so i couldn't understand the hype with this bitch.
Btw, i love how she's trying desperately not to grind her teefers. Bwahahah!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I can walk downtown and see a drunken nobody bitch with average looks and a drug problem ranting in the middle of the street any time. No need to watch TV for that shit.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
How she keeps her kids is a mystery.
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Think happy thoughts!
snowie! Maybe I can get a Rosetta Stone version for my 'puter! 'La puta cracka esta muriendo!' Sounds like a fun language to play around with!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dang DAE, you rocked the background on that post! Atomic Kittah, I haven't heard that band mentioned in years. Another drunk druggie loser with a couple of kids that will probably kill her in her sleep in a few years. This reminds me of someone here in the states......Hmmm?.....
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Capitanne on October 22, 2008 - 9:29am.
Who the hell is Kerry Katina?
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To quickly summerize :-
She joined girl band "Atomic Kitten" but left just before the had their break through hit "Whole Again". While still in the bandm she met her now ex-husband Brian McFadden who she married after less than a year dating. She quickly became pregnant with ther first child. (she says that this is the reason the left Atomic Kitten) Kerry won the British public hearts when she became "Queen of the Jungle" (She won the hit TV show "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here!" Shortly after givig birth to her and Brian's second daughter they divorced.
She then started hitting the headlines for coke binges, etc... and lost favour with the public (she blames her coke binges of her ex-husband) she then married cab driver Mark Croft who she now has two children with and has become known as drunken, drugged up, foul mouthed, slob.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
She was in some shit girl band then married the singer from Westlife. (Her first hub.) She's famous for big knockers and doing what you see in the vid.
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Damn she made Paula Abdul's slurry interviews look polished & professional. W.T.FFFFFFFFF?
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
So that's the second time she's appeared on morning tv drugged/drunk out of her mind. Why does she still have her children?
Wake up courts, give the girls to Brian and take the other two away until BOTH Kerry and Mark come to their senses.
Kerry, you have been made BANKRUPT because you COULDN'T pay your taxes, the court SOLD your cars to pay your pill, so how excatly, do you have th MONEY to buy booze? Oh yes silly me, you have OK! Magazine and Iceland paying you. The should BOTH AXE you.
@angel -
it's NOT an excuse and it shouldn't be allowed to be one either. Kerry calims to be an adult. She should start ACTING like one.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0