Hot Slut Of The Week: Norwood Young
Birthday: Every day!
Age: Faaaaaabulous!
Birth Name: Oh Girl!!!
Original Date of HS of the Day: October 15, 2008
Claim to Fame: Um....I'm really not sure. I guess he was in some group called "Pieces of a Dream." After he left the group, he went on Star Search. And now he's the reigning queen of HanCOCK Park, CA!
Where is he now? Probably prancing around his house in some gold coochie cutters and a sequined crop top. Seriously, Norwood has an album out or something. Visit his MySpace for his full bio and some sexy pictures.
Why is he HS of the Week? His hairline ordered me to make him HS of the Week. Also, Norwood's fairytale palace (below) in Hancock Park is more famous than he is. It's been dubbed House of Davids aka House of Peen.
P.S. - You know what happened to his chin in the picture above. Tea bagging gone wrong!
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Oh snap! I know this mega-peen house! It's made entirely of whipped cream!
Ha ha! I love this house... it's on Muirfield off 3rd street.
THAT'S HIS HOUSE????
I pass that piece of crap on the way to my office all the time. I remember the big ass xmas party they had last year.
The thing is, the neighborhood is uppity, but his house on the corner is a travesty.
I saw the butler show. but norwood only mentioned theme pool parties. it was an older white gay man who gave the naked parties.
the butler guy had gone to a butler school in europe. his parents were horrified that he would want a job where he had to wait on someone. he went on three interviews and got three job offers so I guess he knew his stuff.
Submitted by TITS on October 21, 2008 - 11:50pm.
jussayin, where's the kitty?
...pimps over pussies, my friend....
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said he
is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
A black Liberace,its a sign of the Apocalypse right?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Norwood made his $$ from product placement, duh: Bandaids.
There's a lot of scratch to be made from merchandising. Ask that Caption This dude.
He's just trying to pay the bills...
"That being said, I'd hit it."
ugh that house is such a distraction when driving
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Oh, god, take it away MK! I've seen this literal invoker of nightmares once before and I obviously blocked it out. I swear it's face was bandaged somewhere back then too. I thought it was like Michael Jackson and his wrecked face.
He just has the scariest case of plastic face. Like a boy Bratz, but much more evil and creepy. Please don't vote for him guys, I can't see any more pics. It's not even disgust like I usually feel for people, it's actual fright.
Okay, I "Wikied" this dude because the only time I've seen him before this picture is on the E! Channel during one episode of some lame show where he hired this genteel young white man to be his butler. As some of you have already pointed out, he made the butler clean the peens of all the Davids and he was so uncomfortable. When interviewing this same guy (that I think he hired, at least on the TV show) he told him he had nude pool parties and asked him if he would have a problem with that. The poor guy asked if he had to get naked too. Bwahahahaha! And, yes, he introduced his dyed pink and blue (one of each) toy poodles to the butler and asked him if he would please take care of his "children." There's not much to read, but here's what Wiki has to say about him:
Pieces of a Dream (band)
Pieces of a Dream is an R&B/jazz fusion group from Philadelphia. The group was formed in 1976 by bassist Cedric Napoleon, drummer Curtis Harmon, and keyboardist James Lloyd. At the time, the three were all teenagers. The group based their name on “Pieces of Dreams,” a song by Stanley Turrentine that the group performed.
One of their former singers Norwood Young is now a cast member on the E! Cable channel's TV show High Maintenance 90210.
Eva Cassidy sung lead vocals on two songs on Goodbye Manhattan: a beautiful love ballad, Have a Little Faith and the title track.
OMG! does anyone else remember that the butler was supposed to polish his many encrusted goblets, everyday, and also polish his statues(front to back). LOL! So sad but i watched that crap. no surprise its not on anymore! I was the only one! Oh , and the butler basically resigned after he learned he would have to wax fake peen all day.
Am I hallucinating or is this the same man from the whole bravo series where ppl were trying to be butlers? Was this the man that has statues that needed to be cleaned (front to back) all around his house, plus a pink and blue dog that had to be bathed while he got a manicure? that show was on last year! Does anyone else remember it!
I think he makes some money as a songwriter.
Zillow.com estimates the fmv of his house at $3.42m. It's got 7 bedrooms and 7 baths. It's 4,832 SF. Youngwood Court, indeed.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
jussayin, where's the kitty?
your comments just aren't the same. the world is a colder, harder place.
:(
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BOO!
Submitted by jussayin on October 21, 2008 - 11:15pm.
Bathroom accident: he slipped and fell on a chrome anal dildo.
Submitted by dutchmodernist on October 21, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Sheeps - I'm in...we have to go pluck Phoebe off robertson and bring her with us so she can pass off the "hot babe" crown to him for next year...
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Dint ya love how Phoebe thanked MK for putting her up for hot "babe" of the year on that vid? She prolly couldn't bring herself to say sluuuurt.
okay the chin scar, bandaid thing is bugging me. did he try to remove the cheap goatee and just sliced his chin wide open? LOL @teabagging gone wrong. Sounds like the next Fox special to me. When balls attack!
and I see the slut but I am missing the hot...
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
Submitted by dutchmodernist on October 21, 2008 - 11:06pm.
OK. You know, it's not so easy to book Miss Phoebe Price.
By LA, y'all mean Lousiana, right? No?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Good lawd, how many of you live in L.A.? I just counted 9 people who talked about driving by this monstrosity of a house (curiosity or boredom, on my part, made me count).
I'm thrilled for all of you who know, now, whose house it is. I still don't have a bloody clue who he is but, then again, I don't care. He looks like a total fruitcake (no insult or slur intended).
Sheeps - I'm in...we have to go pluck Phoebe off robertson and bring her with us so she can pass off the "hot babe" crown to him for next year...
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
Submitted by dutchmodernist on October 21, 2008 - 10:54pm.
Welcome to LA. We should all do some Dlisted caroling at Youngwood Court.
Well, "tacky" is just subjective, really. Never mind. That it like a rake to the eye. And the house is icky too.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 21, 2008 - 9:24pm.
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Hold the presses! Haha, you're the one who passed out on Lahaina's bathroom floor right?
the DUDE! abides...
OMG MK, I just moved to LA and I'm obsessed with that GD house. Thank you for showing me who lives in it!
Hi house is called Youngwood Court. Apparently he bought it in '95, and chopped down all the trees and erected a statue of David and the white wrought iron fence because of a dream he had. The neighbors got pissed about the statue of David, so he put up SIXTEEN MORE DAVIDS! I guess at christmas he puts them all in santa hats, covers the ground in fake snow, and lights up his roof to say "FHP" for *fuck hancock park*.
HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR, FOR SURE.
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
Submitted by TITS on October 21, 2008 - 10:23pm.
TITS, I wondered the same thing, but then saw the first thumb: the Davids have Santa hats on. What they're missing, of course, is matching fur-lined red thongs or maybe just Xmas stockings on their junk. At Halloween, I bet he adds witches' hats.
I love this house!! i pass by it all the time...its amazing.........amazingly bad
He was said to be found at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ not long before, and he was hot there. Quite a few girls and ladies ...
Damn, I've always wondered who owned that jack shack!! Now I know. Somehow, this picture, complete with tone-perfect bandaid, fits. I'd hate it is some regular Joe (six-pack) owned that mess.
That is all.
Submitted by Lysette on October 21, 2008 - 9:14pm.
ugh ... that house. He really gets into the spirit around the holidays but the decorations are always the same ones.
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hold the phone.
HE DECORATES THE HOUSE AT HOLIDAYS?
Does he dress up the statues?
OMG parts of my brain are jumping up and down vying for ideas of how to desecrate that exterior with decorations.
ah ah ah .... halloween? does he do halloween?
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BOO!
Scary
Hancock Park is a section of Los Angeles. His house is an absolute must that I drive by and show friends when I have visitors from out of town. I always thought it was a Persian Palace, didn't know Norwood owned it. But it makes sense!
Xerces DEMANDS to know why his "Chalis of Sperm" has reached room temp!
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 21, 2008 - 9:14pm.
@Mrs Kravitz and Sandbitch,
My mother left when I had just turned one. My dad got custody. 46 years later, I tried to get in touch with her, by phone. She screamed and yelled at me, so that was the end of that.
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That sucks, really. Bitch needs to die. Gimme her address and next time I'm in SD, I'll go and kick her flaccid tits in. Bitch!
My dad is the same. He fought to get custody of me then when he did, handed me to his parents and left the country. I didn't see him for 8 years. He speaks with his fists. He'll be lucky if I turn up at his funeral.
Their loss Mustang *hugs*
Submitted by DUDE on October 21, 2008 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 21, 2008 - 8:02pm.
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If your mum lives in SD, she's good people!
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WORD! Everyone in SD was so nice to me I got teary when I had to leave to come home to Aus. The momster lives in Clairemont - but she'd prefer if people thought she lived in La Jolla...LOL LOL LOLLA. Shit, even Kendra Wilkinson comes from Clairemont.
And then there's always La Haina!
Freaky - the momster from SD just called! I hope she's not on dlisted herself coz she can't spell. She's prolly that chicaloca!
ugh ... that house. He really gets into the spirit around the holidays but the decorations are always the same ones. I like my gaudy to vary from time to time.
Nice to finally see what the owner looks like. Pieces of a Dream? They disappeared off the musical radar pretty quick. Clearly, he has a successful career. Good for him.
@Mrs Kravitz and Sandbitch,
My mother left when I had just turned one. My dad got custody. 46 years later, I tried to get in touch with her, by phone. She screamed and yelled at me, so that was the end of that.
You're lucky that your mom stories turned out better. I'm pleased for both of you. Mine's with "Baby coughthedevilincarnatecough Jesus", too, Mrs. K.
On Topic: Where on earth is Hancock Park - besides California, I mean? Yeah, I could Google it but I'm tired.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 21, 2008 - 8:41pm.
That still doesn't answer how he afforded it, but some private lenders are willing to take such risks. The local market was still pretty flat in 1997; it didn't start going up till about 2001.
Forget about tea-bagging. I'm calling another round of plastic surgery on his chin...
In addition to his all-too-obvious nose job, silly-putty chin, and hairline electrolysis, I think he's got pec implants (based on the pictures on his MySpace).
Will Smith has got himself a playmate! Oh sorry, they're keeping it on the down-low... :)
Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 8:24pm.
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Isn't 1.2m really low for a mansion in Hancock Park, even in 1997?
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 8:24pm
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Thanks Sheeps.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 21, 2008 - 8:07pm.
But how did he get to own this hideous mansion in Hancock Park? Good investments? Anyone know?
He bought it in 1997 for $1.2m thru a private lender--a friend or sugar daddy, perhaps? The current tax-assessment value is $1.5m, but he now has hefty retail first and second mortgages on it. I bet it's worth north of $1.5m now, even with a depressed market.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 21, 2008 - 8:02pm.
True. My mum and I get on well considering our lengthy estrangement.
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My mom is with Baby Jesus.
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
He is a hot cock slut! You gone girl!
But how did he get to own this hideous mansion in Hancock Park? Good investments? Anyone know?
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 21, 2008 - 8:02pm.
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If your mum lives in SD, she's good people!
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 21, 2008 - 7:54pm.
Idealism can be a bitch.
word!
But it's all good in the end.
hugs&smooches
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True. My mum and I get on well considering our lengthy estrangement. We're both old enough to laff until we piss ourselves now ~ no sense in raking up the past. I live in Aus and she lives in San Diego so not much op to draw blood, only cackles. :)