Tuesday, October 21st 2008
Raven Symone Must Be Jealous
Chace Crawford's carefully coiffed Joan Crawford eyebrows made the cover of V Magazine. I hope his eyebrows got their own spread. They definitely got their own team of stylists. Raven Symone is probably slapping at her eyebrows as punishment for not looking like Chace's. Chace better put a security team on his brows, because Raven is coming for them on her Segway! Amber alert!
Here's a couple more of the way too pretty ladyboy stealing Zac Efron's look in "Hairspray." And I'm pretty sure V stands for Veryveryverygay.
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from benji maddens myspace:
Benji madden's Details
Status: In a Relationship
*bites knuckle* Hasn't Paris told him yet?
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BOO!
Those eyebrows are ghastly. They look like caterpillars. Well-groomed caterpillars.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
lmao I love how everyone is into the Benji thing...and im sure not everyone is totally sure they know what they are talking about but they roll with it anyway
Okie!
That slap was well deserved!
*and i liked it*
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
Looks like he should be modeling underwear in a Sears catalog.
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BOO!
Submitted by Farrah on October 21, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 21, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 4:48pm.
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When is Benji Madden going to get his own spread?
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when is Benji Madden going to be Hot Slut of the Day? dude survived Parasite Hilton's crabs! he deserves it! (if he's still alive)
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WORD! I'm starting to get scared for our precious Benji....he's MIA and I hope he didnt get locked in one of Paris's closets. You know what happened last time....
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Raven Simone needs to worry about croaking from a heart attack due to her obvious weight problem, nevermind her eyebrows.
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on October 21, 2008 - 5:02pm.
Do women actually find this attractive? This is a serious question.
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not this woman!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Gay and very pretty. Zac has nothing on him
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OMG...theres actually a good looking guy underneath that fucking emo mop he usually sports???? Nice! He's probably still gay though...;P
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Ted Bundy stars in the latest revival of "Grease".
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Do women actually find this attractive? This is a serious question.
His face is not even real. He doesn't even look like a human being.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 21, 2008 - 4:54pm.
I can't tell these douche-bag girly boys apart.
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what??!! you're telling me it's not just ONE dude running from show to show? *scratches head*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Nice bouffant 'do.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Clarisse.. *slaps your face* FRESH!!
Why I just never!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Triscuit
I've got a spread for Benji...fuck! I just gave myself the creeps.
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
Submitted by Triscuit on October 21, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 4:48pm.
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When is Benji Madden going to get his own spread?
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when is Benji Madden going to be Hot Slut of the Day? dude survived Parasite Hilton's crabs! he deserves it! (if he's still alive)
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I can't tell these douche-bag girly boys apart. They're more groomed and made up than most women.
All their talent is located in their capped teefs.
haha Triscuit..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Um, he looks fucking scary on that cover. Like a gay ventriloquist dummy come alive.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Okie- no, I forgot to say he totally messed them up and they looked kind of like Chola brows. I almost busted a gut when I first saw him and thought of dlisted. A nice happy medium would have been better.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 4:48pm.
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When is Benji Madden going to get his own spread?
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
He looks like Buster Poindexter.
lmao....she has to be...
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Benji Madden wears his eyebrows like that.
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
KD, so you liked him better w/ the Unibrow? You'd let him stick the tip in if he'd kept the Uni??
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
M.E.
The Benji Madden thing is a bit, um, well, you know...when the Dlisters with the fucked up sense of humor all get on same train....yesterday that crazy troll "Cooch" who bitched out someone for not reading the whooooooole Paris thread and re-asked "What happened to Benji Madden?"
It snowballed from there....
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
One of my BF's friends used to have bushy eyebrows, and even a unibrow, I think. Well we saw him on sunday and he totally waxed them or something. when he left we were both like, 'what is UP with his brows??'
M.E
SAme here!! I missed something about Benji...?
woof woof?!
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
is this how the twinks are wearing their hair this season?
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
I love the pompadour on a guy.
It even makes this kid look almost macho.
Dated a rockabilly fellow who slicked his hair, it looked great on him but I hated not being able to run my fingers through his hair.
oklahoma:
Ha thats why I edited my comment. Cookie monster would sing C is for cock!
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Go Phillies!
I thought Zac Effron and Chace Crawford were the same guy.
Chace, Zac Efron = Crab People
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Yeah, he's not gay....sure. And I'm Halle Berry.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Ken called and he wants his hair and eyebrows back.
I bet he turns that bowtie, And its like a secret butt-hole passage way..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
All of these young twirps are fuckign worthless in the sack. You Betch-a!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
He's not even hot ? I don't get it ....... just a twink with a pompadour
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Eddie Munster?
WTF is with all this Benji Madden talk?
Did I miss something?
Salam.. I was like C? Cunt.. ChiChi's?? China? What does it mean?? *paces* Oh,, cock! whew!! Cock!! goooood ole reliable COCK-A-RINO
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
All these guys look the same these days. I didn't know if it was Zac or Chase or some other douche.
He's too fucking pretty.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Whoa! Hey! No! No!
He's no Benji Madden.
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He certainly isn't!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
What's that lil fuckers name on the Munsters.. That lil boy?? Holy shit!! I'm freaking out.. That's his really daddy!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Hahahah MK, I dig the tag "eyebrow situation"
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Whoa! Hey! No! No!
He's no Benji Madden.
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
No thanks!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
V man? I'm pretty sure the guys reading this magazine aren't into vaginas....C man maybe.
And by C I mean cock.
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Go Phillies!
Plaid!!! it's everywhere!!!!
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer