Dollhouse Dude Is Sad
Dollhouse Dude is feeling lonely and depressed today for many reasons. Brit Brit's driving without a license case has been declared a mistrial. If there was a verdict, a big press conference would have taken place and Dollhouse Dude would have been given the opportunity to crash it with his world class comedy act. He's also weepy, because he barely made a cameo during this entire trial. It's just not a Brit Brit case without him. No wonder the jury couldn't come to a verdict, they knew it just didn't feel right without DD around.
So yeah, the jury came back today with a 10/2 split. The majority voted she was not-guilty for driving without a valid CA drivers license. If found guilty, she would have faced six months in the clink and a $1,000 fine.
Brit Brit didn't make an appearance during the entire trial. Even if she did, she wouldn't have really been there anyway. She would have been dancing through the Frapp clouds with Chester Cheetah. Being hopped up on delicious dolls does that to you.
It's now up to the prosecution to decide if they are going to try her again. They must try her again! Dollhouse Dude's fate depends on it!
UPDATE: A judge has dismissed the entire case. DOLLHOUSE DUDE IS DEVASTATED!!!
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That is Okie's finger saying, "schmere. schmere to me mah pretties"
I think it is any ways.
Missss Priiiissssss
Come listen to a story bout a man named Jed
He latched on to Britty but he wasnt breastfed
Then one day he was shooting fer some food
And out of her car came her bubblin coooze
Oil that is
Unwashed Ho
Papparazzi Feind
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Miss Priss - I dunno. It started cracking Sat night, then I woke up on Sun and it said "fuck it, I quit this bitch".
I had a real fun time waitressing on sunday.
*rolls eyes*
It's been 3 full days and nuttin. My voice hates me.
Angel.. It is supposed to be fingering you over here, But stopped working. "come here" But nope.. No can do!! Lazy fucking finger..
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Maybe he's behind on his mortgage payments and his dollhouse has gone into foreclosure. Yeah, that's why he's sad, I'm sure of it.
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 4:39pm.
My guess is La. justice is going to be a bit rougher than Cali justice.
Okie. Do you realize you're giving us the wrong finger? Or are you tryna say: I'm number one! I'm number one!...?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Lolo
hahaha Britty Titties
Fuck her!
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
M.E.
How'd you lose your voice?
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
_Submitted by oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 4:40pm.
LoLo.. *removes lips from tits*
we must be twins.. Its muh mommma too.. But I'm still a breastfeedin..
Awwww yeah i thought you looked familiar!!!!!
On topic: Fuck Britty with the Wonky Titties!
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LoLo.. *removes lips from tits*
we must be twins.. Its muh mommma too.. But I'm still a breastfeedin..
I'd be able to fucking post if my internetz would stop SHUTTING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrr.
And I can't even complain verbally, because I lost my fucking voice on Sunday.
-DOOLminded-
I think I have a halloween costume.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 4:34pm.
In 2007 her residence was Louisiana, so she didn't need a Cali license? What a joke.
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See this is why I get all uppity about the OTHER dumb Louisiana ho who gets dragged away in handcuffs over a bag of weed and a dine and dash that sounds an awful lot more like sauntering... I mean at least she has the decency to be a kid out doing hoodrat stuff with her friends. Britney's a multi-millionaire mother of two who managed to flash her cooch at the paps (also illegal) not moments after hitting a parked car in broad daylight.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Ten for NOT guilty? Jeebus, what do idiots need to see based on her ACTIONS that she is just a scofflaw asshole?
Holy crap there is a weeks worth of groceriesn on his head!
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Night Night Snow Snow!
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OKIE!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha aha
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later Maddenettes!
LMAO at Lo's Mom and Clarisse, I am going to meet him right now, don't be a h8ter!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Benji Madden says what??
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Beastie Boys...
Drugs - to do the dishes
Drugs - to clean up my room
Drugs - to do the laundry
Drugs - and in the bathroom
Drugs - that's all I really want is drugs
Two at a time - I want drugs
With new wave hairdos - I want drigs
I ought to whip out my - drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs!
Submitted by Elizabeth Millar on October 21, 2008 - 4:33pm.
totally irrelevant, but does anyone out there know the name of the woman in my profile picture?
YES! THATS MY MOM THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
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Snowy,
Benji Madden called on the red hot line. Said you were lonleyz. Here i am!
On topic: You can buy justice in Cali. Shocker.
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
In 2007 her residence was Louisiana, so she didn't need a Cali license? What a joke. I bet she spent two weeks tops in La. She had at least 2 properties in Cali, her kids were here, her "work" was here, her cars were here.... Juries are dumb sometimes and influenced by extraneous factors, esply fame. At 10/2, the govt won't retry her.
Okie
I know
3 people thread..izah
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
totally irrelevant, but does anyone out there know the name of the woman in my profile picture?
FUCK MYSPACE!
I cant figure that got dayum shit out!
*flings monkey shit*
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What Snowy!!!
@ Okie
haha yesh, *snap*
I love Jamie Pressly in My Name is earl. Funny
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
okie are you me and Miss Priss the only people left alive in the world? Did something scary happen? LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Womanizah, exercizah, energizah, mistrialazah, trailertrashza, dollhouseza, motorizah, greenbeanizah, Britneytardzah
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Dollhouse Dude has to wear a shirt on his head.. So many people have scribbled on his house.. Rain, Rain, Raaaiin on my house, Wash me clean! I'm dirty, Dirty.. Dirt! *blows out candle*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
haha Missprisss.. @ what your Av says.. Confidence *snaps* My bush has.. Confidence *snaps* lol..
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Snowy
What happened to Benji MAdden? Did I miss sumpin?
The crabs got him?
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Oh yeah. Benji Madden get out of my Training Bra, Gah!!
can you bitches stay on topic!?!?!? this is supposed to be about Benji Madden, geeeeez! ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Even primates understand cause/effect.
We are witnessing the advent of devolution folks.
the DUDE! abides...
haha, i imagine Chicaloca or whatever to actually be Dallas from Rock of Love..
http://www.buddytv.com/gallery3/viewer.aspx?type=cast&context=8158&id=30...
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Celebrity=NOt Guilty! Evah!! Do as you please! You're the only people keeping the economy going!!!
Run people over! The laws do not apply
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Submitted by Euphoria on October 21, 2008 - 4:16pm.
jim, your rants usually entertain me, but that last post actually hurt my ears when I was reading it.
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Can't change JIM, it's impossible. At least he can spell, well, sort of. I'd rather have 10 JIMS than one dumb chicaloca. Bitch has a looong permanent ALL CAPS siggie and can't spell.
I LOVE U JIM!!!!!!!!
Muh clock says 4:20..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
I'll say this again: If any of us broke hos had done half the shit Brittard has done, we would be sitting in a jail cell while Mirtha scissors and Dolores watches. FUCK
And JIM, LMAO
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Submitted by speakit on October 21, 2008 - 4:12pm.
How is that something that would go to trial? If you're caught driving and you don't have a valid license, isn't that pretty much open and shut?
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yeah, I agree.. I mean, when I've gotten pulled over in the past, and they've checked my license, even for something like "oh wrong residence address" they tell me w/in 10 days I should have changed that.. But fuck that.. I'm really not into spending $$ w/in 10 days on THAT on top of everything else cause I'm not rich. And they usually just say "be sure to get this fixed" And I go to court for the other lame ass tickets, and I lie to the judge and say "yes sireee, Screech, I fixed myself up right nice just like you asked Sir Screech!" and that's it.. Then I go back out to get into my car which had nothing wrong w/ it, and NO fuck you I will not remove the fucking window tint, and will not slow the fuck down. Screech!!! And then I screeched out of the parking lot!!! Fuck!!
Oh yeah, I agree speakit!!
The reason this went to trial is because Shitney CANNOT take responsibility for ANY of her actions.
In her mind she's done nothing wrong. Ever, regardless of the situation.
jim, your rants usually entertain me, but that last post actually hurt my ears when I was reading it. ☺
Why the fuck do we have LAWS anyway? Bitch had NO valid CA drivers license. And her LA license was invalid since she RESIDES in CA it is the LAW that she is REQUIRED to apply for a CA drivers license within 10 days of residency.
This is fucking stupid and a waste of time. Bitch is guilty due to how the laws are written.
JIM LMAO "DEM FOLKS!!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
THANKS YOU FUCKING CUNT INSTEAD OF USING OUR TAX DOLLARS TO FIX THE ROADS OR FIGHT FIRES WE ARE WASTING ON YOUR FUCKING TRAILER TRASH ASS OVER 100$ YOU COULD HAVE PAID TO MAKE THIS GO AWAY...BRIT BRIT FUCK OFF AND TAKE THAT WEAVE AND THOSE HILLBILLY KIDS AND MOVE BACK TO LOUUUUUUISANNA WITH YOUR WHORE SISTER AND THE REST OF DEM FOLKS!!
Drive by....
this is a great day for me to have computer issues...what a sucky day on DL!
have a great day everyone!
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Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own; Love will open every door, it's in your hands, the world is yours.....
-Christina Aguilera "Soar"
How is that something that would go to trial? If you're caught driving and you don't have a valid license, isn't that pretty much open and shut?
Sandbitch, LMAO!