Dollhouse Dude Is Sad
Dollhouse Dude is feeling lonely and depressed today for many reasons. Brit Brit's driving without a license case has been declared a mistrial. If there was a verdict, a big press conference would have taken place and Dollhouse Dude would have been given the opportunity to crash it with his world class comedy act. He's also weepy, because he barely made a cameo during this entire trial. It's just not a Brit Brit case without him. No wonder the jury couldn't come to a verdict, they knew it just didn't feel right without DD around.
So yeah, the jury came back today with a 10/2 split. The majority voted she was not-guilty for driving without a valid CA drivers license. If found guilty, she would have faced six months in the clink and a $1,000 fine.
Brit Brit didn't make an appearance during the entire trial. Even if she did, she wouldn't have really been there anyway. She would have been dancing through the Frapp clouds with Chester Cheetah. Being hopped up on delicious dolls does that to you.
It's now up to the prosecution to decide if they are going to try her again. They must try her again! Dollhouse Dude's fate depends on it!
UPDATE: A judge has dismissed the entire case. DOLLHOUSE DUDE IS DEVASTATED!!!
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LA County Tax Payers= 0
All this shit over a misdemeanor. Why couldn't the bitch just cop to it and pay the fucking fine?
Twatney is the one who insisted on a trial. And NOW she's been rewarded for being a spoiled cunt who thinks laws don't apply to her.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 21, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Careful everybody, this cat's got claws!
I care about Britney, and I a neither toothless, nor a resident of a trailer park.
Try again, sweetheart.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Hot Slut
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Oh, I thought you were describing the Los Angeles political climate. I knew they aren't all action movie stars. (or former.)
Submitted by snippy on October 21, 2008 - 11:34pm.
yes but voting in LA? The choices are historically not good - corrupt politicians under indictment/arrest, white supremacists, racists etc....
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And that's different from Louisiana how?
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fun with acronyms. I meant Louisiana but was too lazy to type it out.
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BOO!
yes but voting in LA? The choices are historically not good - corrupt politicians under indictment/arrest, white supremacists, racists etc....
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And that's different from Louisiana how?
I just logged on a web named ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ where so many people are discussing about his latest news.
Submitted by EvilShoe on October 21, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Oh shit, she might vote. I hope she leaves LA and never looks back. Whore.
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yes but voting in LA? The choices are historically not good - corrupt politicians under indictment/arrest, white supremacists, racists etc....
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BOO!
@jim: Get your big bat after that sarakiss spammer.
I'll back you up.
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
Isn't that the "Oh Jenny!" dollhouse? I totally had one of those when I was little.
that guy has a weeks worhta groceries on his head...
Added Flanagan, "She is a Louisiana girl - born there, lived here and going back there as soon as she gets things straightened out here."
To prove his case, he said Spears registered to vote in Louisiana and plans to build a second home in Louisiana.
Oh shit, she might vote. I hope she leaves LA and never looks back. Whore.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by M.E. on October 21, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Stoney, I am absolutely convinced that the original comingback was Shitters herself.
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I swear we had Wonky here a while back too. She got riled up at some of our comments and made a couple of Freudian slips and said "me" and "I'm not". Can't remember the bint's identity but she posted comments as if she was texting on a cell.
M.E. I think it was either her or MK.
Either way, I miss those posts! When I saw a shitney thread I immediately did a ctrl F - comingback on it to find the posts. lol
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Stoney, I am absolutely convinced that the original comingback was Shitters herself.
Is this the same fucktard county that won't release her mugshot?
Jim, you can count on all of us having your back, honey.
Love Anderson, ha ha ha thanks!
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Submitted by jim on October 21, 2008 - 5:31pm.
WHEN I GO SMASH THIS HILLBILLY IN THE FACE WITH MY BAT WILL THE 'D-LISTED POSSE' HAVE MY BACK...FUCK THIS CUNT!!
Da posse got yo back jim. Or should I say, "WE GOT YO BACK". WILL YOU SHARE THE BAT OR DO WE HAVE TO BRING OUR OWN WEAPONS TO GET IN ON THAT ACTION??
Me, too, Stoney. No one can imitate the original. Well, they can imitate, but can't come close to the original.
I want to know who the original comingback is.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 21, 2008 - 5:41pm.
SLAP SLOTIZER, JEALOUSIZER, COUNTY-IZER! LOL!
I said, right before Womanizer was released, that the world uis very "pro -Britney" right now....this proves it.
where before she could do no right, now she can do no wrong...(except to us Dlisters of course- who know she is still a piece of trash hick)
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Love will open every door, it's in your hands, the world is yours.....
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
OKAY WOW IT FIGURES I WOULD COME IN TO THESE COURT CHATS AND Y'ALL MAKE HATE ABOUT SINGER MOMS IN CARS AND SHE IS #1 IN THE CNN TUNES OKAY AND ANOTHER THING NO JOKE THIS TIME I'M CALLING COUNTY Y'ALL CAN'T STOP THE SLAPS IN THE SLOT WITH NO TAX! Y'ALL JUST STOP OKAY WOW! Y'ALL JEALOUS WITH SINGER MOM TUNES AND TALK FLAPS IN THE MUD FISTS!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
speaking of Dollhouse Dude, NY club kid/author James St. James did a funny webisode interview with Dollhouse Dude on Hollywood Blvd, which you can see here:
http://www.dailyfreakshow.tv/episodes/49-james-meets-dollhouse-dude
xoxo - michael
I'VE GOT YOUR BACK, JIM! CAN YOU HEAR ME? I'VE GOT YOUR BACK AND MY OWN BAT!
Tennis canizer, ass taxizer, green beanizer, wig taxizer, toilet batizer!
Not only will I have your back Jim, I'd blow you too.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I'M IN LIKE FLYNN, JIM!
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Jim! I got yo back baby!!! As long as you have mine...it's nice and toned
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
look real close and you'll see that DD is Billy Bob Thornton with too much spray tan. Trust.
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
WHEN I GO SMASH THIS HILLBILLY IN THE FACE WITH MY BAT WILL THE 'D-LISTED POSSE' HAVE MY BACK...FUCK THIS CUNT!!
aw nuts. i wanted her to go to a womens prison for 6 minutes..er 6 months.
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BOO!
Submitted by Stoney on October 21, 2008 - 5:05pm.
I say the two dissenters be nominated for hot sluts of the day! They could have just said, FINE. She's not guilty. But they HATED HER THAT MUCH. *smiles*
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Yeah, baby.
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It doesn't matter at this point what she does. She's huge and has no talent. But she is loved not only in the US but whole damn world.
I still dont get it never will; but I just do not understand why her? She cant sing.
Okay folks, Womanizah is #1 on iTunes.
and now her case is dismissed.
Twat-anizah!!!!
grrrrrrrrr
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
DOLLHOUSE DUDE IS DEVASTATED!!! He ain't dancing around today.
I thought by now that Dollhouse Dude would be in foreclosure.
And Shitney: who gives a crap about her anymore besides the trailer park toothless crowd.
I would've loved to have seen him when I was there last month! I did see Marilyn Monroe, and Spider-Man, though. And I loved Grauman's. Very cool.
Heeey OKIE!
I say the two dissenters be nominated for hot sluts of the day! They could have just said, FINE. She's not guilty. But they HATED HER THAT MUCH. *smiles*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Now the whole damn is thrown out. I just don't get it why people love her after the things she did but she does. Only Britney can get away everything. Its not the US she beloved in the world.
SOMEONE please tell me why!!!!!!!!
Submitted by oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Sandbitch.. OMG I know, that was the worst, best? huh? pic I could find of her.. but if you watch that crazy fucking bitch Dallas on Charm School. OMG, You will kind of seee it!!
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Fortunately AND unfortunately, we don't get that show in Oz. BTW, the US version of Kath N Kim has been pulled from Aus TV already because of woeful ratings...
Maybe Charm School is on youtube - I'll have a lookie later Okie.
Submitted by oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 4:46pm.
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Hmph*crosses arms*I wanna get fingered!!!!!
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
Submitted by oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Angel.. It is supposed to be fingering you over here, But stopped working. "come here" But nope.. No can do!! Lazy fucking finger..
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Wow, I'm daft!;p I get like that sometimes.
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Damn I wish I had been on that jury. I would be all "bitch ain't even HERE! She doesn't even respect our time enough to come to COURT. She's a lying, no good, meth smoking, coke snorting, ugly weave having genital flashing whore of mother! I say we lock her up!"
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Sandbitch.. OMG I know, that was the worst, best? huh? pic I could find of her.. but if you watch that crazy fucking bitch Dallas on Charm School. OMG, You will kind of seee it!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 4:39pm.
My guess is La. justice is going to be a bit rougher than Cali justice.
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It's sad to cuz she was out driving every damn day. Isn't it reasonable that a socially responsible human being would consider a valid local driver's license a priority...? And if she didn't take that seriously and got in acciDentS!!! on top of that, shouldn't there be some kinda recourse...? Like for the good of society...? Like, isn't that what law courts are supposed to be for?
I'm not saying send her to jail - I can't STAND the idea of Britney boohooing about jail! I'm saying:charge her a boatload of money. Make her give back to the people she's stealing it from.
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Okie she IS Ellie Fucking Mae I swear to Jesus Christ and his tiny little holy baby ass she is a god damn Beverly Hill Billy!
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Submitted by oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 4:26pm.
haha, i imagine Chicaloca or whatever to actually be Dallas from Rock of Love..
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You're too kind. That bitch doesn't look anywhere near stoopid enough.
LoLo.. LMAO!! hahah.. That damn britty cooze.. shooowee!! *lights fart*
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