Wednesday, October 22nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 21st!
Dear Dove,
Stop it. That is fucking enough.
Singed, Wishing I Were Blind - Sweetas
Runners-up:
Now don't give me that boo boo face dear. I know you're disappointed that Latarian Milton's grandma won't let him come over. It's just that she thinks he needs a different kind of Big Brother right now. - City Barbie
The TV is writing to me again!!! - Miss Priss
It's nice to know Solange has a pet to keep her company in the basement. - DeeDee
Thanks Ashley & LeAnn
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Russell Crowe's latest attempt at a comeback.
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"Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster."
MK, 10/19/08
Pocket Monster? More like pocket lint.
the DUDE! abides...
What a weirdo.
Time and time again, I encouraged him to get an underwire bra, but would he listen?
N-o-o-o-o-o.
Granny Manties
zomay♥, snowy♥, Thanks dolls! Money's on the way... ;)
*rubbing eyes* NoAnjl?? *wagging tail* Shit, I don't have a tail. Will this work? *shaking ass*
WAIT SOME OF YOU KNOW THIS GUY?????
*dies*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Jesus Christ. One more bikini pic of Tara Reid and i'm gonna puke my liver up!
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Chris *CHAN* - but he's not Chinese!
Autistic - check
High Functioning - not so check
It's not what you think. I need it to carry my Happy Meal toys.
SamRo's metabolism finally caught up with her I see...
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Of my fucking god it's Chris!!HAHAHAHA
"Chris Hansen is a major cock block."
not a cap
So he's chris chan and he IS special. I knew something was up with this dude.
If he wants to become un-special he should stop with the milk and wheat. That's what Jenny McCarthy says. And she's blabbing it all over some magazine and on the internet. I thought MK posted it here too.
Anyways, I clicked on the link about this chris guy and my computer had a minor explosion. Is fix now....
http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 his youtube account
NOANJLXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX *hyperventilating* *thud*
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
It's hard to tell if the photographer won the bet or lost.
Someone leaked Clay Aiken's "before" pic from his Jenny Craig file.
At first glance the pikachu necklace was a little too much... but then my eyes moved down south and realized there is also something else trying to "Peek'atch you"..
Dude, Chris Chan's too fucked up. I mean, really, I can't even make fun of this sicko.
Jillianne
Jett Travolta has adjusted well to life in the basement.
*slaps self*
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
oh shit, then you go Sweetas! two days in a row maybe? LMAO at Dee Dee too!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Sweetas on October 21, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Dear Dove,
Stop it. That is fucking enough.
Singed,
Wishing I Were Blind
LMAO THAT'S MY BIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO XOXOXO
JADUDEXOXO
bye Clarisse, say hi to Benji! (like I don't know where you are sneaking off to! BUSTED!)****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
The latest pictures from Neverland were quite disturbing. Michael was even a little worried!
Oh jeez, I didn't need to see that.
It's nice to know Solange has a pet to keep her company in the basement.
☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
snowpiece on October 21, 2008 - 3:12pm.
zomay: LMAO! dear dove, LOL
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It was Sweetas post!
I'm a Chiquita Banana and I've come to say..
Bananas have to ripen in a certain way *blinks*
I'll never see a girl naked or even feel a boob,
So I'll wear my grannies bra, and rub on this lube!
Michael K before the Lap Band!
Ok. Chris Chan...
"His hobbies include creating My Little Pony figures with his own hair, stalking women at the mall (on Tuesdays, Thursdays, AND Saturdays!), finding a "Boyfriend-Free girl to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up", drawing pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary twin sister, drawing hideous porn of his shitty characters, and recently, taking naked pictures of himself. "
I am outta here!!!
*waves at The C Word*
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
Perez' updated "Manhunt" shot.
zomay: LMAO! dear dove, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Vagina.Sauce@hotmail.com
Phoebe Price needs to sell this guy a headband.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Girlfriend, schmirlfriend, I can do Princess Leia in a bikini my damn self! Now what did I do with that tapioca pudding???
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
Next time you are with a really hot girl and can't hold it much longer, conjure this image and you'll last forever.
He's very handsome, I wonder if he's single? I recently saw his profile on imafatbloblivinginmymomsbasementandputtingonherbigassundiesbecauseicanfitmypokemoninthere.com
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Mothers Bra-check, sisters panties-check , specs-check , 7 chins-check , $2 haircut-check, funky necklace-check , 75lbs overweight-check , gorgeous girlfriend......gorgeous girlfriend...D'OH!
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Submitted by snowpiece on October 21, 2008 - 2:50pm.
the dlisted "nerve center" where it all gets done.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
No caption, just a comment. That bra is way too big for him.
Tommy Girl was going through his photo album and started reminiscing when he came across this picture of John Travolta, his first bear.
After John Meyer's latest conquest, he swore to Jennifer that he would give up partying forever.
Haha, beaten by WillyWatkins! Still though, CLICK THE LINK! There is so much more to Chris-Chan than this...this isn't even the tip of the iceberg.
Lego my eggo's
DeeWayne proudly displays his Championship Bra for getting high score on Grand Theft Auto.
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
Who knew that Demi and Bruce had a son too.
Sweetas on October 21, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Dear Dove,
Stop it. That is fucking enough.
Singed,
Wishing I Were Blind
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Dove soap. hahahahahaaa
why will i not be surprised if this reemerges in a year or so in a newspaper with the headline, "pokemon panty killer caught!"
yikes.