Wednesday, October 22nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 21st!
Dear Dove,
Stop it. That is fucking enough.
Singed, Wishing I Were Blind - Sweetas
Runners-up:
Now don't give me that boo boo face dear. I know you're disappointed that Latarian Milton's grandma won't let him come over. It's just that she thinks he needs a different kind of Big Brother right now. - City Barbie
The TV is writing to me again!!! - Miss Priss
It's nice to know Solange has a pet to keep her company in the basement. - DeeDee
Thanks Ashley & LeAnn
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Interestingly enough, this is the last thing a jelly donut, a teenage runaway, and a disappointed father ever see.
DRAG = Dude in Raggedy Ass Grannypanties
Yet another tech geek who is showing his 'support' for Obama. Action figures? Check! C-SPAN or Keith OBlowMeman on in the background? Check! Closet Gay? Check! Liberal? Check! Getting ready for his Best Buy shift? Check! A woody getting ready to vote for Obama? Check! Millenial boys really are effiminate - just like Obama. I blame MTV.
someone should pitch this one to marc jacobs for the new lv eyewear campaign
someone should pitch this one to marc jacobs for the new lv eyewear campaign
Submitted by Sweetas on October 21, 2008 - 4:05pm.
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Jump back! Wanna kiss myself! Heeeeyyyyyyyyy!
Hiya Sweetas(s) ;)
Love ya Anjl. Tanks fer lunch.
the DUDE! abides...
LEEEAAAVVVEE ANGGEEELLIIINNNAAA ALOOOONNNE !!!
BIFF/DUDE! *sending cheesesteaks wit*
TransvesTIGHT!
No one was surprised when Madonna's son Rocco grew up with some serious issues.
The 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, and 80 year old virgin.
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Well it's a marvelous night for a moondance.
And no, you don't want to know where the SpongeBob thermometer is.
Anjl's here!! w00t! *dances around* But I missed ElB :(
ElB, Dude! XOXOXOXO
His Mom is going to kick his ass and take away his toys when she finds the skidmarks on her new undies.
What Bob? Who pants?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Ever wondered who you were playing World of Warcraft with?
Perez has got a basement baby of his own! Who knew!?!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
That's one secret that should have stayed in Victor's closet.
SPONGE BOB EMPTY BRA!!
Have you bitches never heard of dick chick?
If one more person refers to this dude by his real name, I swear, I will fucking kick their ass.. Oh, And I will break their glasses, too!! Got it!!?
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Thanks, Match.com!!
So, THIS is where Michael K creates his magic!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 3:58pm.
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teehee. Why thank you my lovely lady.
*Psst* The Kleenex isn't for stuffing, rather, something else that begins with S.
the DUDE! abides...
Victoria's Do Us A Favor and Keep Your Secret To Yourself Model
What? Like you dress up watching Meet the Press!
Submitted by DUDE on October 21, 2008 - 3:56pm.
on you, sweetie, they look good!
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
"Son, you know I want only the best for you and I will support anything you do."
"Really Dad?"
"Yes, I really will. But, you've got to tell me why your mother decided to run away in the middle of the night."
"I don't know Dad. But, didn't your mom run away like this too?"
"Yeah Son. Oh well, I guess this runs in the family. Sooooooo, are you just gonna stand there or let me try them on."
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
Happy Halloweeny
It must be HellNoWeen.
BELLY in the front and
BELLY in the back!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 3:50pm.
DUDE!
Get some new glasses.
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I thought they were very becoming on me?
Anjl-Go Phillies. Ok, I said it. Send me my cheesesteak, wit, now.
the DUDE! abides...
Pictured: The Jessica Simpson Fan Club.
lizzie
The surgeon made a mistake, he liposucked my breasts instead of my belly.
Kristina Chen's brother thought it was about time he got in on the act.
But like his sister, he chose the wrong assets to flaunt!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 21, 2008 - 3:51pm
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I'm so glad somebody 'gets' me! ;)
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Well it's a marvelous night for a moondance.
Justin is soooo mad at mom. When she did her weekly laundry swap out, this is what was in the basket! Stupid dumb whore, gawd mom, you, uh, I'm really mad, umm, ok let's just try this on, uhhhh .. ok never mind.
Perez Hilton getting ready for his big night on the town after co-hosting Chelsea Lately.
Remember this braaaa, and these paaaaanties? These were my dead mom's.
Submitted by The C word on October 21, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Just wait until he finds the right Beyonce song to dance to….
LMAO!!!!! C word!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Perez Hilton in his special bedroom in his special super hero outfit... he love you long time!
aautepminer
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 21, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Nuttin but nuttin keep me away from you baby! YA JA YA! LOL XO
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DUDE XO GO PHILS!!!
DUDE!
Get some new glasses.
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
All dressed up and no place to (Big Black Dog named Sam: kill, kill them all, they're all gonna laugh at you, kill them, cross your heart and hope to die, stick your pecker in your eye, kill!)
Just another day inside the mind of David Berkowitz.
For sale on eBay: Granny panties, slightly used.
Just wait until he finds the right Beyonce song to dance to….
(TTFN, ElB!)
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Well it's a marvelous night for a moondance.
Perez Hilton in his free time
Finally, we get to meet Tina Chen's family
Welcome to Anime Hell. I'll be your tour guide, Fuki Fuki. Once I'm through with you, you'll be wishing you were never caught with your Sailor Moon action figure up your twat.
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Too weird to live; too rare to die.
toodeloo ElB
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
ELB-Nighty
the DUDE! abides...
It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again.