Wednesday, October 22nd 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 21st!

Dear Dove,

Stop it. That is fucking enough.

Singed, Wishing I Were Blind - Sweetas

Runners-up:

Now don't give me that boo boo face dear. I know you're disappointed that Latarian Milton's grandma won't let him come over. It's just that she thinks he needs a different kind of Big Brother right now. - City Barbie

The TV is writing to me again!!! - Miss Priss

It's nice to know Solange has a pet to keep her company in the basement. - DeeDee

Thanks Ashley & LeAnn

Posted by: Michael K
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Snort_This's picture
Submitted by Snort_This on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 5:01pm.

Rocco Richie posts to his Myspace blog in the Year 2020. "Growing up with a Mom like Madonna really didn't affect me at all".

Submitted by yeahbuddy on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 5:01pm.

Multiple choice:
a) Star Trek fan
b) Clay Gayken fan
c) Madonna fan

Submitted by iluvnyalways on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 5:01pm.

2038 WHERE ARE THEY NOW: Tina Chen.

City Barbie's picture
Submitted by City Barbie on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 5:00pm.

Trick Palin: Sarah Palin on having a secret son.

Kelkundici's picture
Submitted by Kelkundici on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 5:00pm.

Things are so different in the Playboy Mansion since Holly moved out.

Submitted by mermer1022 on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:58pm.

I have been waiting for the buffalo bill's comeback ever since Brooke Smith appeared on Greys as Dr. Hahn, I just didn't realize he actually had a cock.

Euphoria's picture
Submitted by Euphoria on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:57pm.

Submitted by lulz on October 21, 2008 - 4:53pm.
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Why the hell do I click? I should know better by now. I must be a closet masochist. That is the same damn perv. Nastiness. And it looks like "he" has a c-section scar!

City Barbie's picture
Submitted by City Barbie on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:47pm.

Hi Sweetas you funny beeyotch!! Glad to see you're back with us! Say, have you seen the Hello Kitty vibrator?? There really is such a thing! LMAO!!

themoreyoucrythelessicare's picture
Submitted by themoreyoucryth... on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:46pm.

McLovins next project really got him into character...really.

wblooney's picture
Submitted by wblooney on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:42pm.

Pokemon - Not even with with MK's dick.

Sorry MK, could not resist.

satchmo072@yahoo.com's picture
Submitted by satchmo072@yahoo.com on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:42pm.

It would appear 164 days in jail didn't change Nick in the least, well accept for the fact that he would like to be referred to as the " Sausage Queen " now

“ Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

canthavedamango's picture
Submitted by canthavedamango on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:40pm.

turns out the chubbly dude from hot fuzz has a kinky side.

Submitted by giir on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:36pm.

Wow, Brooke Hogan has really let herself go...

Submitted by pussy on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:32pm.

Brassiere man has this message for y'all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjhgNwIaTVA

Submitted by limartinez on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:30pm.

As Guy Ritchie and Madonna's divorce mess gets nastier, Madonna lashes out by releasing Guy's teenage photos, proving his obsession with her was so ingrained that he fruitlessly tried to emulate her style from a young age.

Little miss's picture
Submitted by Little miss on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:29pm.

That's what usual correspondence between Revolta and Tommygirl looks like.

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The men are like cars - we all want a bigger one, with better performance.

My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate. So I got 2 boyfriends.

LadyJane's picture
Submitted by LadyJane on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:29pm.

Bitch please.... I am the real Sasha Fierce....

Submitted by Chicago_Ryan on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:24pm.

Dwight getting ready for Dunder Mifflien’s Halloween party, he’s going as Pam.

Submitted by lulz on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:23pm.

MK you should have used this photo
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:CWCPEEEBUTT.JPG
showing his beautiful Pokemon themed cock tattoo.

Two Drink Min's picture
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:21pm.

what would do baby without us?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

canthavedamango's picture
Submitted by canthavedamango on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:21pm.

Thanks to the Guy's habit of not complimenting her, this is what madonna sees when she looks in the mirror.

Two Drink Min's picture
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:15pm.

snowy!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

Two Drink Min's picture
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:14pm.

NOangl, hey you!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

mckaret's picture
Submitted by mckaret on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:13pm.

Little did everyone know how lonely Perez Hilton's life was before he became a famous blogger!

Two Drink Min's picture
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:13pm.

Look, guys we talked about this. Playing Dungeons and Dragons is stil NOT COOL!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

NoAnjl's picture
Submitted by NoAnjl on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:12pm.

Nighters. Great seeing you all! :)

cuntygolightly's picture
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:10pm.

do you think he's standing on a wii fit?

Desert Rose's picture
Submitted by Desert Rose on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:09pm.

I'm gonna guess he lives with his mommy, was home schooled...and probably has a crush on me because I always attract the weird fucking ones.

Desert Rose's picture
Submitted by Desert Rose on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:08pm.

-not a caption-

that's fucked up. Ughhhhhh *shudders* Nightmare inducing even.

Larray's picture
Submitted by Larray on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:05pm.

...being that he didn't know the last time he saw his peen, Chris assumed he was a women...

DICK-DO - when your stomack sticks out farther than your dick do!

Submitted by rockylife1968 on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 4:03pm.

After being repeatedly shocked by the high voltage urinal from yesterday, Joe committed to never leaving the basement again. Unfortunately, the Sponge Bob and Pokeman reruns eventually began to warp his choice in undergarments.

Submitted by holycow on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:58pm.

Drew Carey just learned that someone broke into his home, stole all his personal pictures of himself and may have posted them on the internet...

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:55pm.

BigMamaHolla OMG I didn't want to go there!
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Submitted by holycow on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:54pm.

Jennifer Lopez had told Max an hour earlier that he is FINALLY allowed to dress himself!

BigMamaHolla's picture
Submitted by BigMamaHolla on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:54pm.

As Lindsay Lohan and SamRo dressed as Sarah and Todd Palin for Halloween, Ali Lohan dressed as Trig.

Cholita's picture
Submitted by Cholita on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:52pm.

Tommy Girl knew it was time for a change, and thus, a scientologist was born!

DUDE's picture
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:52pm.

Submitted by Euphoria on October 21, 2008 - 4:17pm.

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hahahahhahahahaaha. You're right, but that would be plagiarism, I could never steal one's (way funnier) idea.

the DUDE! abides...

Submitted by holycow on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:50pm.

Sean Preston looks into the future at himself, 17 years from now, and REALLY likes what he sees

cuntygolightly's picture
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:50pm.

rocco ritchie circa 2020

Euphoria's picture
Submitted by Euphoria on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:49pm.

Ewwww, the last thing I want to see is his Pokemon!

The Real Mean Girl's picture
Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:49pm.

Britney keeps this picture on her refrigerator to remind herself to never go back to how she was in 2007.

Submitted by holycow on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:49pm.

Kate suprised Ryder at college and realized right away that she never should have let him keep his hair so long when he was a child...

Euphoria's picture
Submitted by Euphoria on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:47pm.

Submitted by DUDE on October 21, 2008 - 4:15pm.
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DUDE, change "Priceless" to "NEVER" and you've got a WINNER!

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:46pm.

sweetas! that's mah gurl! LMAO
bye Cwordy pants!

****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

oklahoma's picture
Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:46pm.

I can't figure out if he's just a stumpy lil smelly turd dick, and that is what is pointing.. Cause its, uh, so short! or If its short, and he's uh *cringes* not soft *pukes* and it only sticks out that far.. ! *flushes puke* why oh why!!!!

Sweetas's picture
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:45pm.

Indiansfred is on MySpace?

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Dude - Ifeelgood! ;)

the C word - g'nite funny honey!

DUDE's picture
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:45pm.

Living in mother's basement-Check

Walls plastered with anime and Pokemon-Check

Wearing nana's chonies-Check

Chances of ever getting laid-Priceless

the DUDE! abides...

Euphoria's picture
Submitted by Euphoria on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:44pm.

No Dumbass, that's NOT what the ads mean when they say "Go Out and Vote and Show Your Support!"

Submitted by xberry on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:43pm.

Does the pokeman necklace make me look fat?

The C word's picture
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 3:42pm.

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I'm outta here - thanks for the laughs everyone!

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Well it's a marvelous night for a moondance.

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