Wednesday, October 22nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 21st!
Dear Dove,
Stop it. That is fucking enough.
Singed, Wishing I Were Blind - Sweetas
Runners-up:
Now don't give me that boo boo face dear. I know you're disappointed that Latarian Milton's grandma won't let him come over. It's just that she thinks he needs a different kind of Big Brother right now. - City Barbie
The TV is writing to me again!!! - Miss Priss
It's nice to know Solange has a pet to keep her company in the basement. - DeeDee
Thanks Ashley & LeAnn
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Midway through his Subway weight loss journey, Jarod hit an "awkward" stage that he doesn't talk about in the commercials...
We're pretty sure Joe Francis leaked the photo...
Car vac guy, Saginaw, Michigan. Official mugshot.
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
Shot of Perez Hilton without his wig in between posts.
Oh, this old frock? Why, Senator Mark Foley, I believe you’re making me blush. You’re right, I AM the prettiest princess at the NAMBLA ball.
I abuse myself to Beyonce.
"That being said, I'd hit it."
During the tough times our economy is facing, people have gone to drastic and often shameful measures to make ends meat.
Victor's Secret, Satin Dreams collection
Ever wonder what happened to the Powerpuff Girls that The Professor screwed up on? Meet Hermaphra!!
Her secret power is... erm... well... you don't want to know... really!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeDh1WCyeM
Well, that NRA web conference went well.
guess whos going as rojo caleinte for halloween?
I should have listened to my Dad when he said Pokemon was gay...
the rifles and severed vaginas are located on the other two walls.
And then David Duchovny was shown this computer simulated projection of how he could look if he didn't complete his full treatment.
MAN! I Feeeeel Like a Woman!
Oh yeah Sweetas, thanks for the congrats and same to you slut! LMAO, I actually didn't realize I won until just now! Doh!
Exactly why you need to leave your house at least ONCE in your life.
During the tough times our economy is facing, people have gone to drastics and often shameful measures to make ends meat.
For crying out loud Curtis turn off the tv and clean up this room! And where's your hamster? I think I hear him squealing. Poor thing! There are too many places for him to get lost in here.
We are not the same I am a Martian
This is what happens when Tom Cruise is your dad... Katie, give the boy some pegged jeans for god's sake!
Refusing to wear standard orange prison garb, Nick Hogan thought this would make a better first impression on his cellmate.
Sweetas, ebay is selling a ton of the HK vibrators! Look on there - hilarious
Needless to say, the uniforms that Travolta designed for Qantas were not a hit with the staff.
Phelps has really let himself go after the Olympics.
No matter HOW hard you wish, your gut fat will NOT magically transform into breasts...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Poor kid, this is not what the school counselor meant when she said he needed extra support . . .
Even as a teenager MK couldn't deny the fierceness that flowed allllllll thru his body.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 21, 2008 - 6:52pm
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*snort*
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Does this outfit make me look fat?
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
someone has been going through aretha franklins' trash...
SWM looking for special mudkip to rock my world of warcraft. I enjoy watching CSPAN, dark rooms, long walks on the beach and the feeling of a nice pair of silk granny panties.
All hail Nestor, Queen of the nerds!
The adventures of young Dan Akroyd.
MK takes one last try at turning gay.
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Michael K is king of the faux-mos.
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I'm sorry momma. I didn't think you'd be home so soon. I know I left a pee pee stain on your panties. I won't do it again momma. I promise. Don't tell daddy. He gets so mad when I wear your panties.
And the worst part is, that's a NURSING bra...
Sorry, I can't. It's too sad!
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R.I.P. Rupert!
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."
Mock up shows what scientists believe Madonna would look like if she didn’t have Oestrogen injections everyday.
Oh, THERE you are, benji madden. We been looking everywhere.
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
Lingerie hell
City Barbie♥!! I miss you more than you know. Congrats on the CT win slut! :D
HK vibrator? LMFAO!! Does kdracofan know?? She lurves HK. This, I gotta see. *gets on The Google*
And you thought Xenu was a male - silly bastards!!
mrsoul put my bra back right now!!!!and them panties too(said like in Deliverance)
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.chocolate news. wednesdays. comedy central.
Rosie O'Donnell throws her hat into the fashion ring with her very own line of lingerie.
" I hope hope noone notices I was watching Sports Center!!"
***Celebrity Crack Whores are life's sprinkles on a Giant Meth Cupcake! ahhhhhh***
Final Palin Scandal -
During her 6 years at the Wasilla Community College, Gov. Palin wrestled with her inner-transgender voice. Eventually the female side won, and since then it's been a Bridge To Nowhere.
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
lmaooooo i so thought of tina chen when i saw this.
"Hmmm, no, I don't believe I'm familiar with Megan's Law...why?"
Submitted by DUDE on October 21, 2008 - 4:22pm.
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Naw, DUDE, it wouldn't be stealing...I will gladly give it to you...here...*hands DUDE the word "NEVER"*