Wednesday, October 22nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 21st!
Dear Dove,
Stop it. That is fucking enough.
Singed, Wishing I Were Blind - Sweetas
Runners-up:
Now don't give me that boo boo face dear. I know you're disappointed that Latarian Milton's grandma won't let him come over. It's just that she thinks he needs a different kind of Big Brother right now. - City Barbie
The TV is writing to me again!!! - Miss Priss
It's nice to know Solange has a pet to keep her company in the basement. - DeeDee
Thanks Ashley & LeAnn
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Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 8:45am.
congrats funny horz!
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Submitted by biatchyagain on October 22, 2008 - 2:59am.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:43am.
Submitted by mclintock160 on October 22, 2008 - 12:37am.
OMG ITS CHRIS CHAN!!!!!!!!!!
read here....
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan
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I read your post, then I started to read more about this guy... fucking insane. I lost 2 hours of my life trying to read everything I could about this fuck. He definitely needs to be honored as a Hot Slut...
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For reals.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
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My eyes!!! You know that page on ED has his peen pic on it?! I have never been so sick....
"Dear Dove,
Stop it. That is fucking enough.
Singed, Wishing I Were Blind"
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Wow that was very good...5stars!
In the circle with City Barbie, Miss Priss and DeeDee?? I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! :) Congrats funny honeys! XOXOXO
Thanks MK and my sweet DL sluts. Motorboats for everyone!!!
To 'splain a little, Dove had several commercials about women loving themselves and featured imperfect, full-figured, etc. real women. For the record, I DID think they were beautiful lol.
Anjl-??? Hiya! Guess I didn't see those commercials. And I use Dove soap!
the DUDE! abides...
kd!!!! ltns!!! ♥
sweetas: that's fucking hilarious
the 'dove' commercial ha?
lmao
DUDE - Hi Sweets! Dove had average, normal looking (not stick thin models) women in their commercials for their soap in underwear or naked (covered up with the soap of course - LOL). Maybe you will remember them now. ;) xoxo
Submitted by loozer on October 22, 2008 - 8:47am.
Congrats to all the winners!
I don't get the 'dove' reference, but I am not a smart man.
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Dove did some kinda commercial where they show all the photoshopping. play by play, that goes into making models "beautiful", I do believe. I'm not smart either so I could be wrong.
No wait! They do "average women" ads!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
SWEETAS! Congrats! Don't get the Dove reference, but I don't get much very often...
Congrats to all
Chris Chan is as real as Homer Simpson or that YouTube lonelygirl.
the DUDE! abides...
when i saw the picture i tought i couldn't possibly be more grossed out but then i read the article about him on encyclopedia dramatica ...
what has your family and childhood to be like to become like that?!?
♥Tons of high fives to my NO. 1 GIRL!!!♥ Congrats Hon!!! xoxoxo p.s. I was hoping you would win! xoxoxo
Congrats to runners up! Good stuffs! LOL
Congrats everyone! LMFAO@the Dove comment=))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Hilarious!...Congrats winners!
hahaha ALL my faves! congrats my loves! effing hysterical
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Miss Priss, HAHAHHAHAHAHA that was priceless!
The guy seems to have a personal account at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ with his photos and blog. I am not sure, but they two are really alike.
WOOHOO @ Sweetas!!!
Good job to the others :)
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Congrats to all the winners!
I don't get the 'dove' reference, but I am not a smart man.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
congrats funny horz!
and
Submitted by biatchyagain on October 22, 2008 - 2:59am.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:43am.
Submitted by mclintock160 on October 22, 2008 - 12:37am.
OMG ITS CHRIS CHAN!!!!!!!!!!
read here....
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan
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I read your post, then I started to read more about this guy... fucking insane. I lost 2 hours of my life trying to read everything I could about this fuck. He definitely needs to be honored as a Hot Slut...
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For reals.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
I'm flattered to be included with all these funnay horz. Thanks MK ♥
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
Look, Benji Madden has been found!
All you sluts were looking for him the other day.
Awwww, kolache rubs to my funniest friend DeeDee. Congrats to Sweetas, City Barbie, and Miss Priss.
All my favorite slutz won!!
HELL YEAH!
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
The "real" Mrs Kravitz revealed.
Congrats sweetas, City Barbie, Miss Priss & DeeDee!!
There were some great captions for this 'CT'!
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Well it's a marvelous night for a moondance.
There's a terrified 12 year old in that room somewhere on the line to 911.
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Wyle E Coyote
Just because that sneaky troll only eats children's hair and squirrel nails, doesn't mean she has to sabotage all of us from trying to get some Mexican goodness.
"I'm too sexy for my Manties...."
WoomanI'sa
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
Um, it is our third date...
"That being said, I'd hit it."
This is what happens when you lose a bet to a Memaw.
Uh... no, I don't want to "Peek-at-you" or "Poke-a-man".
Fergie is still very proud of her lady lumps.
"I'm too sexy for my lady clothes...too sexy and it shows...tooo sexy"
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 12:43am.
Submitted by mclintock160 on October 22, 2008 - 12:37am.
OMG ITS CHRIS CHAN!!!!!!!!!!
read here....
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan
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I read your post, then I started to read more about this guy... fucking insane. I lost 2 hours of my life trying to read everything I could about this fuck. He definitely needs to be honored as a Hot Slut...
Meanwhile, backstage at the 2007 VMAs, Britney Spears decided on a last-minute wardrobe change.
BS on severe autism. Severe autism means you're incapable of speech and spend your life biting yourself and bashing your head against walls. This guy is high functioning; he's just a fucking loser on top of it.
Ok, to anyone talking major trash about this guy, he seems to be suffering from a very severe form of autism. He is incapable of being able to express himself and act normally around other people. He says really offensive things and acts like an asshole because his parents probably blamed it on the autism thinking it was hopeless so he never got the discipline socially he really needed.
I dunno, this is all theoretical and im not trying to wag fingers, i just feel really sad for autistic people and hate to see them picked on :-(
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
I misunderstood what he meant when he wanted me to see his "poke balls"
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Perez Hilton, this is your future.
Since nothing else keeps Jamie Lynn from getting pregnant, Mama Spears has decided on who her next 'boyfriend' will be.
His poor belly fat can't decide which way to run.
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Happy Halloween, Dlisted-Hookers!
***October is the Official Month for Pumpkin Sexy Times!***
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/
In both his videos and comics, he has shown contempt towards gays, constantly rambling on about how homosexuality is bad, and repeatedly stating that he is straight. Based on information recently discovered, Chris's sexuality is up in the air, as he owns a dildo and anal beads and rambles on about sticking things in his ass while he masturbates. In his list of people he would not date, he lists autistics, high functioning or otherwise. Thus, Chris is also a self-loathing flaming faggot trying desperately to stay in the closet.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Jonah Hill does Dallas
Silence Of The Hams.
Just glad to see that Brit finally got her extensions removed.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by mclintock160 on October 22, 2008 - 12:37am.
OMG ITS CHRIS CHAN!!!!!!!!!!
read here....
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan
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OMG!
In this nine minutes of pain Chris gives his stunted half-thought life advice on several subject Chris remembers from middle school. A few of the things he says in the video:
* He tells boys to play with My Little Ponies and girls to play with Transformers. This advice is supposed to help teenagers understand the opposite gender's hobbies.
* He says smoking will cause lung cancer, and a bunch of other half-assed facts he remembers from 7th grade health class.
* He says drinking is icky.
* He rambles on about how being gay is bad and you shouldn't "become" gay. Because it's totally a choice. The style with which he does this is strongly suggestive of someone who's defensive about it and trying to talk themselves into (or out of, for that matter) something.
* He implies that while playing with My Little Ponies and Transformers, you might forget your gender and become gay (he therefore contradicts himself in a style that's little more than world-class). He seems very familiar with this problem.
* He proclaims that God doesn't like it and that it will be bad for your future family. Coming from a 26-year-old virgin, it certainly doesn't apply to him.
* He also calls being gay a vice citing, of all people, the famously bisexual Dr. Alfred Kinsey.
* He says people who don't like you for who you are "peanuts". So if you're a fag or black, feel free to call Chris a peanut. Therefore God is a peanut amirite?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Pikachu necklace-$15
Grandma's new bra and panties that you stole-free
Billy Banks videos to get in shape that you never watched-$45
Having your "special" picture you made just for Clay leaked all over the internet without getting paid for it
Priceless
Submitted by Blank on October 22, 2008 - 12:31am.
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.
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LOL! Or what I thought it would say there...
Are you there God? It's me, Mark.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
OMG ITS CHRIS CHAN!!!!!!!!!!
read here....
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan
this guy is his own hot slut of the day everyday.....
In a bid to one up Tyra Banks, Rachel Ray goes undercover in the world of 38 year old virgins.