Another BABY!!!
Billie Piper gave birth to yet another member of this planet in London today. That's why you're having trouble breathing this morning. Another living thing is stealing your oxygen!
You may know this broad from "Dr. Who," but I know her from "Secret Diary of a Call Girl." That shit was my summer obsession. I love sexy time workers, so this show was practically made for me. Lately, HBO has been showing "Hookers at the Point" like every hour, so I have to stop what I'm doing (which is usually nothing) and relive the tragic tales of hot bitches like School Teacher. Whatever happened to her and her dentures? I digress. Enough about hookers and more about babies....
The BBC reports that 26-year-old Billie delivered a boy via C-section. He weighed in at 6lb 11oz. Billie and her husband unit Laurence Fox have named their kid Winston James Fox. What a perfectly normal name. Sort of sounds like a cat's name, but I don't have any major issues with it.
When asked how his wife is doing, Laurence said, "Well, she has been cut apart, so probably overnight. I will be with her for the length of it."
Yeah, her body parts are in different rooms, so it's going to take a while to piece her back together.
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@Joe: I gotta thing for syntax doctors. Take out your red ink for me bebe...LOL
"That being said, I'd hit it."
"That being said, I'd hit it."
Winston is downright shit. i would never do something like that to my son.
Anyway, what I really want to know is what's JASON LEE daughter's name????
That's a bad picture of Billie, I think she's gorgeous normally, especially in secret diary. And I love her big teeth!
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on fitness men personals site^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^l yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?
@jiggy: Word. pez dispenser and she can't give that candy away. nast.
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
I'd be a little concerned that Winston is going to become Winnie...you know, like Winnie the Pooh.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
I tried to watch Secret Diary of a CG, she's charming but so damn fug, I couldn't imagine someone spending their food stamps much less hundreds of dollars for a romp with her..and if this haggard Rachel Zoe looking broad is 26, she needs to moisturize her situation.
"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided." Mae West
Observe the head and neck of Billy Piper.
I'm thinking Pez Dispenser.
Mrs. K, are you seeing it, too?
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
I love school teacher! I bet her clients love it now that she has dentures. I feel like going up there & cheerleading for her. Anyone want to join me? We could probably make a few extra bucks ... no! Clean cheerleading only. Probably.
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M.K. makes me question my lesbanian citizenship
I went to High School around there. There were occasions when men in cars would slow down in front of me as if trying to decide if they should ask if I'm working. Actually, I believe it happened to all of my high school friends at some point.
Wy u gotta play that song so lud? Because we want to,because we want to.. blahblahblah
anyone remember dat song?
I think she's gorgeous.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
LOVE LOVE LOVE hookers at the point. Those were some of the realest, raunchiest, soggiest hookers. But at the same time, you felt some kinda way about them. I for one admired their wisdom, expertise and determination. Nevermind the fact that not nann one of em was cute. I too would like to know where they are.
This is Billie's hit from her singing career ten years back:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R84FOQbxJLY
Interestingly enough, she hated singing, but thought it would make her famous, which it did in Britain.
Call in the syntax doctor:
When asked how his wife is doing, Laurence said, "Well, she has been cut apart, so probably overnight. I will be with her for the length of it."
The length of what? The cut? The night?
He's one of those partners that shouldn't be present at childbirth, I think. Me thinks that Laurence has had TMI in the operating room. The experience has rendered him unable to answer a simple question. In addition, a Caesarian is hardly being *cut apart* unless Hannibal Lector is wielding the scapel.
Hugh Hefner refused to be at the births of his two sons, because he thought that it would turn him off his wife sexually. Some men are delicate flowers like that.
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Good name for the baby. Very British.
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Submitted by Andraya on October 21, 2008 - 2:07pm
She's pregnant in Series 2.
Didn't Laurence Fox used to be hot? Age did not do him well.
Could only watch SD of a CG a couple times because I just don't like her face at all. Not that every actor has to be attractive, but she a little fug for a "high class" CG! Just saying! Although she's kinda cute in her own way but didn't hit the hot CG button for me. Her name is cute though! Weirdly for me Winston has become a dog's name and a cigarette so can't picture a poor little baby with that name. Was she prego during season 1??? She hid it rather well. Even if she was in her 1st trimester she must have been nauseous some of the time. This whole note just came out odd so if you read this whole thing sorry! Sucio! Feel free for comebacks if you think she ain't fug. Sorry just being bad at work playing on here.
This bitch was more popular than Brit Brit 10 years ago.
I is not kiddinz
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
The hookers I know in NYC said Secret Diary of a Call Girl was pretty much dead on accurate
They've already filmed season 2 (of course we are one year behind the brits)
Prominent teeth can be attractive. As long as they're not gnarly and moss-covered.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on October 21, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 21, 2008 - 12:56pm.
But what about her effed up teeth??? Did Benji Madden perform the C-section? I hear he RULES at surgery!!!
Stop talking about my baby, they're just big white clean teeth. Not everyone wants denturelike veneers! Whatever! Speak to my hand!!!
I havent got veneers, my teeth are perfect and white....all 7 of 'em!
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Dont get me wrong El B...I think she is adorable. Her teeth are just a bit pronounced...thats all. Go you and your 7 pearly whites though!!! ;P
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 21, 2008 - 1:33pm.
OK just one litle tidbit and then I have to pretend to do some work...
Hef LOVED to sit around in dirty adult diapers.
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I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 1:31pm.
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Ouuuu Mrs K! You're the cagey one. You were in the Bunny mansion? Do tell....(just leave out any reference to Hugh naked)
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 21, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Hugh Hefner refused to be at the births of his two sons, because he thought that it would turn him off his wife sexually.
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Well, when I was married to Hef, he NEVER washed that frickin' bathrobe and that turned me off BIG TIME~~
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
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Not the one you feel you need to be
She is my favorite. Just saw her profile on wealthy 40 plus personals site [ ____ Seeking 40plus COM ____ ] last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I loved Billie Piper on Dr. Who. I'm an uber Scifi geek.
But somebody should tell Billie's husband "Too much information, dude".
No, really. Who??
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Well then, it works out for both of us, because I'm lazy!
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I guess, then, we are made for each other ♥
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Thanks for the correct spelling, Mrs. K!
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PLEASE, you think I know this stuff off the top of my head? I look it up.
I'm compulsive!
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Well then, it works out for both of us, because I'm lazy!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Thanks for the correct spelling, Mrs. K!
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PLEASE, you think I know this stuff off the top of my head? I look it up.
I'm compulsive!
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 21, 2008 - 12:56pm.
But what about her effed up teeth??? Did Benji Madden perform the C-section? I hear he RULES at surgery!!!
Stop talking about my baby, they're just big white clean teeth. Not everyone wants denturelike veneers! Whatever! Speak to my hand!!!
I havent got veneers, my teeth are perfect and white....all 7 of 'em!
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Who?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 12:57pm.
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Thanks for the correct spelling, Mrs. K! I'm a lousy Jew, but even so, they never taught us about mohels at Hebrew school, obviously.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Billy Piper!!! Love that lil cutie!
Nick and Brooke Hogan????
This is how brother and sister do it, i know, wrong thread!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-jqKyXZB7Sk
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
I always thought Rose would end up with the Doctor. Ah, well. Congrats nonetheless!
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Nah, that was the one about the rabbi cat who was studying to become a moyle (sp?)
OUTRIGHT PROLONGED LAUGHTER!!!!!
(mohel)
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
But what about her effed up teeth??? Did Benji Madden perform the C-section? I hear he RULES at surgery!!!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 12:46pm.
...just like the cat in Stephen King's Pet Sematary!
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and all this time I though it was Pet Seminary.
Oooops.
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Nah, that was the one about the rabbi cat who was studying to become a moyle (sp?)
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Pet Seminary?
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Minch is very religious.
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 12:48pm.
@YourMom.. Oh Pet Semetary cat, Winston is stinky when dead!! *re-backs over him w/ car* There.. All perfect now!! *goes on about day*
*whistles*
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GD it, now I have to peel that cat off the ground, guts and all!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Pet Seminary?
HA HA HA AH MRS. K!!!!!
"Judd? You have to marry your own dog Judd"
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
@YourMom.. Oh Pet Semetary cat, Winston is stinky when dead!! *re-backs over him w/ car* There.. All perfect now!! *goes on about day*
*whistles*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
I can't hear the name 'Winston' and not immediately think of Ghostbusters.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 12:46pm.
...just like the cat in Stephen King's Pet Sematary!
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and all this time I though it was Pet Seminary.
Oooops.
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by acheron on October 21, 2008 - 12:44pm.
I love Winston the cat, but she probably named him after Churchill... :(
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...just like the cat in Stephen King's Pet Sematary!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 12:33pm.
oh! he is babienizer?
Baybaycome out of vaginaizer?
Husbandizer? Or is baybay bastardizer like many hookerizers in L.A.?
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No, he is marry for sexy times purposely for behbeh. Just look at him. He one-woman man behbeh-maker machine! Trust me! I once knew a guy that looks exactly like him who went AWOL because he was too focused on the behbeh.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I love Winston the cat, but she probably named him after Churchill... :(
I may be alone, but I thought SD of a C sucked!