SamRo Has Nothing To Worry About
Some people seem to forget that beneath the hundreds of layers of fake tan caca, HoHan is still a ho. So when I read stories that she's flirting with other bitches, I'm not surprised. Once a ho, always a ho.
According to 3Am Girls, HoHan was out being a ho and partying at a Diesel party in NYC a few days ago when she set her sights on Chace Crawford. Her main partner in pussy was nowhere around so HoHan attacked Chace and "threw herself at him."
A source said, “She was standing in such a way that some part of her body was always touching him – at one point hip to hip. She was also giving him the filthiest looks, whispering in his ear, and turning everything he said into an innuendo."
Um...she wasn't making filthy looks at Chace. She always makes those looks. You would too if your upper lip constantly smelled like Donkey Punch fluid and boiled fish paste.
HoHan and Chace exchanged numbers and she's been burning up his cell phone with sexy text messages. Whores on the "Gossip Girl" set are warning Chace to stay away from HoHan because SamRo will flip out if she finds out.
Oh, please. HoHan doesn't know what she's doing. Just because she's lusting after Chace, doesn't mean she's suddenly back on Team Peen. After a few vodka Red Bulls and a couple lines of.... um....Asprin....Chace probably looks like a pretty lezzie princess. Besides, there's no way Chace can give a coochie raspberry the way SamRo can.
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Are we sure that she wasn't so whacked out on the nose candy that she thought that Chace WAS SamRo?
I'm just sayin'....
my fewet were bound as a baby!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAA you fukcin rock star~!
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Maybe she just wants Chase to be her BFF. They can get manicures, have girl talk and go shopping together...you know SamRo isn't into that girlie shit.
Is there anybody Hohan hasn't thrown herself at in Hollyweird? Bitch reeks of desperate and dirty ashtrays.
OMG Missy, LOL are LiHo's friends fucking with her or what? how do you go out to get your picture taken looking like that?
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 11:59am.
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You should never buy shoes recommended by the Chupacabra,
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I love it when you call her that - it always reminds me of this song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_OqZyDppUE&feature=related
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lolo - yeah, you gotta stick with the boots that are reccomended by BENJI MADDEN
He's the only name in footwear reccomendations that I trust.
(FOOTWEAR RECCOMENDATIONS?!?!?! CAN I GET PAID FOR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT!?!?!)
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Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 11:59am.
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You should never buy shoes recommended by the Chupacabra, because it will only make it easier for her to find you and gnaw your tasty feet right off!
---Thats scared me a little
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 12:02pm.
HA HA HA!!!! She always looks angry thats shes hungry!
Oh and the girl who was telling liar face times to me about the shoe i wanted was trying to hold my foot like a baby and asked if she could measure it because she didnt believ she had seen a foot that small.
So I told her my feet were bound when I was born and she said, " ohhhhhhh that explains it"
Im fucking blonde and blue eyed.
The joke was totally lost on that herp circus!
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"Whores on the "Gossip Girl" set are warning Chace to stay away from HoHan because SamRo will flip out if she finds out."
Please! What is SamRo gonna do? Yea, like they are really scared of 30 year old man-boy in skinny jeans and Ray-Bans. What's she gonna do, DJ Chase to death?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
SeH on October 21, 2008 - 11:57am.
So what your telling me is blow-job pucker is not attractive?
*forces lips back together using vice grips*
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 11:59am.
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You should never buy shoes recommended by the Chupacabra, because it will only make it easier for her to find you and gnaw your tasty feet right off!
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lol! that's just wrong
He's not cute to me.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 11:59am.
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You should never buy shoes recommended by the Chupacabra, because it will only make it easier for her to find you and gnaw your tasty feet right off!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
At least with their Phelps/Lohan story, the rags picked a straight guy. I mean, this is essentially the same story with a different name.
Submitted by missy on October 21, 2008 - 11:56am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 11:53am.
I admit, Id hit it.
;)
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*sigh* yeah, me too.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
It's over. She started thinking about it. Bi-girls shouldn't date lezzies for just this reason. They start thinking about dick and their gf doesn't even want to share. In fact, she thinks it's straight up nast. But once a bi-girl starts thinking about it...
She might not get this ho but there are plenty of hos on the boarwalk, if you know what I'm sayin'.
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Forget this shit!
Ive been looking for a pair of fuck-me boots and i go and try to find a pair and when i finally see one pair i like it says "reccomended by Rachel Zoe"
And im all like well great now i cant fucking wear any shoes approved of by that fat bitch!
And the sales twats around here are fucking stupid! The bitch is holding a size five in her hand while telling me they dont make a size five.
The sales twats and Blohan and her freak show mom Dina can go fuck themselves with a rachel zoe approved shoe!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She has NO chance. And I always thought "throwing yourself" at a guy made you less attractive, like making blowjob faces and whispering in a raspy ass voice.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 11:53am.
I admit, Id hit it.
;)
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Did Haley Joel Osmond really fucking grow over 3 feet tall?? Wow, guess I lost that bet!!
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Submitted by missy on October 21, 2008 - 11:49am.
Im totally looking forward to watching the samro thing dissolve. Is that wrong?
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Missy, you're just jonesing for a piece of SamRo's hot, barely there ass!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 21, 2008 - 11:52am.
SamRo got Heched! I knew that filthy whore would pull a Heche! I just knew it!
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Hahaha, Tigerlily... you called it ages ago! ♥
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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Chase makes a much better looking gal-pal than SamRo.
SamRo got Heched! I knew that filthy whore would pull a Heche! I just knew it!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Donkey Punch fluid and boiled fish paste
coochie raspberry
Really! Is it any wonder that I am a Dlisteloon???
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
Why is there another photo of Katie Holmes Cruise next to the one of Lohan?
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
EWWW!! you guys check out the link.. its got the full photo in it.. she has those weird white socks feet line thingy again!
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Chace is like a prettier version of Sam Ro anyway.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Im totally looking forward to watching the samro thing dissolve. Is that wrong?
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Donkey Punch Fluid! Eeeeeeeew! lol
But I think those dirty faces are due to her dirty sanchez-stained upper lip.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Donkey Punch fluid? That right there is golden.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
A "coochie raspberry"? Girl, stop!!!
He has coke-user nose.. All red, puffed up.. Like Smacks Cereal.. Kids, Do Not put this up your nose!! Only in your ass!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?