SamRo Has Nothing To Worry About
Some people seem to forget that beneath the hundreds of layers of fake tan caca, HoHan is still a ho. So when I read stories that she's flirting with other bitches, I'm not surprised. Once a ho, always a ho.
According to 3Am Girls, HoHan was out being a ho and partying at a Diesel party in NYC a few days ago when she set her sights on Chace Crawford. Her main partner in pussy was nowhere around so HoHan attacked Chace and "threw herself at him."
A source said, “She was standing in such a way that some part of her body was always touching him – at one point hip to hip. She was also giving him the filthiest looks, whispering in his ear, and turning everything he said into an innuendo."
Um...she wasn't making filthy looks at Chace. She always makes those looks. You would too if your upper lip constantly smelled like Donkey Punch fluid and boiled fish paste.
HoHan and Chace exchanged numbers and she's been burning up his cell phone with sexy text messages. Whores on the "Gossip Girl" set are warning Chace to stay away from HoHan because SamRo will flip out if she finds out.
Oh, please. HoHan doesn't know what she's doing. Just because she's lusting after Chace, doesn't mean she's suddenly back on Team Peen. After a few vodka Red Bulls and a couple lines of.... um....Asprin....Chace probably looks like a pretty lezzie princess. Besides, there's no way Chace can give a coochie raspberry the way SamRo can.
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Look, it's very simple. If you're buying me dinner, I'm gonna sex you up.
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yeah, Lo, I guess I am a hobosexual too then
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:05pm.
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How are you so fucking funnaayy???
I love the el chupacabra video.
LMfffAO
Oh yeah Benji Madden said hello from my cat's ass.
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Sex is good.
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This reminds me of a dinner time prayer..
Sex is good, sex is great.. Lets have sex on my plate..
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LOL! WTF kinda dinner prayer is that.
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Ahem....that would be my dinner prayer. It would explain why we've ended up with so much broken dish ware in our kitchen this past year...
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I am a hobosexual.
If it werent for my kindness my ex would be a hobo and i sexed him real good for many years.
Also I was once almost homeless but I was still sexy.
Also my current sex partner/ life mate could be homeless one day if he were to some how make me angry enough to kick his ass out....but he is the type of guy to help walk the dog with out me having to ask him cause he heard me hacking up a lung in the shower awwwwwww.
SEE! Im a hobosexual!
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Submitted by oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Sex is good.
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This reminds me of a dinner time prayer..
Sex is good, sex is great.. Lets have sex on my plate..
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LOL! WTF kinda dinner prayer is that???
Seriously, I've been laughing so hard the past two day I'm afraid I'm gonna bust a gut.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Sex is good.
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This reminds me of a dinner time prayer..
Sex is good, sex is great.. Lets have sex on my plate..
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Or something like that.. maybe the prayer is supposed to be about god.. I'll have to think on this one!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Bring it on, mamacita.
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Oy. Well, of course, now I MUST. It's the warriors code, after all.
I do believe that we're not all meant to live out the same life experiences. We're not all meant to live life exactly the same way. (Quite frankly, it makes me think: what would be the point then?)
Just because a person never marries it doesn't, in any way, mean that they don't know how to commit. They can commit to plants, animals, children, causes...really commit - spend their whole lives dedicated to these things and live intimately and symbiotically among them.
And just because a person may not commit physically, it doesn't mean they can't commit emotionally. There is to consider those who can separate sexuality from emotion to an extent...the same way you wouldn't play a board game with just anyone (or maybe you might)...you wouldn't have sex with just anyone but at the same time - the intimacy is slightly removed. So a couple (or parts thereof) can engage sexually with others (I know one such FULLY committed couple - 17 years and counting - experimenting with this kind of thing and they used to be Quakers no less...but it's working out really well for them:) while maintaining the other commitments they've made to each other.
And then there's the people who make all those other people look bad.
Like LiLo.
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Chace doesn't want her unless she knows how to work that strap on. Never mind I'm sure she's learned from SaMAN.
Submitted by TOPANGA on October 21, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Please...Bi-sexual!? Bi-sexual is a just a bus stop on the way to Gay Town.
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No.
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
Sex is good.
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bosie : can you put lipsick on a homophobic pig? huh? you maverick you!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by KD on October 21, 2008 - 12:25pm.
...smushed teddy bear noses! aw!♥
*melts*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Lohan's face reminds me of my old teddy bear. Little by little, his nose was squished to the right because my shoulder flattened the left side of his face from laying on him.
Please...Bi-sexual!? Bi-sexual is a just a bus stop on the way to Gay Town.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:20pm.
I'm so sure she's at least PRETENDED to smoke it to look cool, at least. But if she smoked weed she'd likely have a little meat on her bones...having said that - my step sister was a full-on pot smoking anorexic, so it can be done.
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I think maybe Rachel Zoe is SUPPOSED to be skinny because it makes her Chupacabra ass look more frightening.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 12:18pm.
yeah why not:)
*whispers* meet me behind the obama t-shirt ad!!
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Boy do I feel old now. Back in my day, filthy looks were reserved for people you don't like, but I guess nowadays it's supposed to be sexy or something...?
Submitted by missy on October 21, 2008 - 12:05pm.
lolo - yeah, you gotta stick with the boots that are reccomended by BENJI MADDEN
He's the only name in footwear reccomendations that I trust.
hahahaha. His brother Steve is even better.
OH noes! ... HEY, SamRo is twice the man than this elven dude. DOWNGRADE.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:12pm.
LOL! It's a stoner vid but it could be her life story!
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True that! But does she smoke weed???
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I'm so sure she's at least PRETENDED to smoke it to look cool, at least. But if she smoked weed she'd likely have a little meat on her bones...having said that - my step sister was a full-on pot smoking anorexic, so it can be done.
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Isn't she like 30 yrs his senior. he's just a boy w/a small penis.
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Submitted by missy on October 21, 2008 - 12:17pm.
see, I, conversely, think everyone is bisexual.
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Ya wanna make out♥?
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Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Bring it on, mamacita.
Actually, I have no clue. I'm just repeating what I heard.
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LieTelleralina.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 12:14pm.
see, I, conversely, think everyone is bisexual.
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Submitted by zomay on October 21, 2008 - 12:15pm.
angel_i, no joke, everytime I see your avie I think it is Angie Jolene in her new movie. HEEHEEHEE
http://blogs.indiewire.com/thelostboy/angelina-jolie-changeling1.jpg
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AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Mrs. Ronson: Chace, I am *not* trying to seduce you.
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 12:14pm.
There is no such thing as a bisexual...just a homosexual who can't make a committment.
Or so I've been told.
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Hey now. Don't let me get all intellectual, philosophical on you now. I'm too tired;p
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angel_i, no joke, everytime I see your avie I think it is Angie Jolene in her new movie. HEEHEEHEE
http://blogs.indiewire.com/thelostboy/angelina-jolie-changeling1.jpg
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
bleh
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:12pm.
LOL! It's a stoner vid but it could be her life story!
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True that! But does she smoke weed???
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 12:14pm.
"Mrs. Ronson, are you trying to seduce me?"
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Brill, Sheeps, BRILL!!
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
There is no such thing as a bisexual...just a homosexual who can't make a committment.
Or so I've been told.
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
"Mrs. Ronson, are you trying to seduce me?"
*watches Lolo scratch her eyebrow w/ her lil monkey toes* So handy!!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
TITS!
#2 is the definition of a donkey punch:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey%20punch!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
ANGEL I that song was the most purdiest!!!!
*crying*
ha ha ha
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:05pm.
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LMFAO! I just checked out that youtube video!
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LOL! It's a stoner vid but it could be her life story!
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Submitted by bosie on October 21, 2008 - 12:08pm.
ITA. My boys could never keep their hands off me.
Dirty Dwags that they were.
:)
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
I think they are both bi so it could be true.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
*lifts leg to show you guys my little monkey feet*
Look my toes are baby fingers!
Im part elf I think! HA HA HA HA!!!!!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 12:09pm.
OMG what would Benji Madden reccomended shoes look like Missy???? LMFAO
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size 17 banana yellow pumps with rhinestones on them
Hohan will fuck anything if it meant reviving her "career", or staying as relevant as possible.
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Go Phillies!
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:05pm.
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LMFAO! I just checked out that youtube video!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
yeah, I've seen the dudes she used to bang, and greazy drunken woomahnizing sleazebags is her speed. She was trying to score some fucking blow.
What's donkey punch?
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BOO!
OMG what would Benji Madden reccomended shoes look like Missy???? LMFAO!
Dude Missy you could be a stylist!!!!!!
You would have to put up with pissy celebs and then youd be all, "I QUIT THIS BITCH!"
And then you would ash a doobie on their over priced Missy reccomended shoes!
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Walk on your Toes to me, LoLo!!! Walk on your toes!!!!
dumb girl.. Oh for reals, your feet were bound..?? that is hilarious that she was all believeing it.. foolio!!
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UH....Such stupid gossip....Idiots Publicists!~ The Guy is a HOMO.....If You live in LA...U'd know this. they are just friends...a lesbian and a homo can dance and flirt with each other...I do it with my girls..>DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO MARRY THEM OR HAVE SEX> tey keep tryign to make her str8 ...HOMOPHOBIC PIGS
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 12:05pm.
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See? I'll bet liar-face times girl bought herself a pair of Chupie-recommended shoes and Zoe came after her and devoured her peanut brain!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon