SamRo Has Nothing To Worry About
Some people seem to forget that beneath the hundreds of layers of fake tan caca, HoHan is still a ho. So when I read stories that she's flirting with other bitches, I'm not surprised. Once a ho, always a ho.
According to 3Am Girls, HoHan was out being a ho and partying at a Diesel party in NYC a few days ago when she set her sights on Chace Crawford. Her main partner in pussy was nowhere around so HoHan attacked Chace and "threw herself at him."
A source said, “She was standing in such a way that some part of her body was always touching him – at one point hip to hip. She was also giving him the filthiest looks, whispering in his ear, and turning everything he said into an innuendo."
Um...she wasn't making filthy looks at Chace. She always makes those looks. You would too if your upper lip constantly smelled like Donkey Punch fluid and boiled fish paste.
HoHan and Chace exchanged numbers and she's been burning up his cell phone with sexy text messages. Whores on the "Gossip Girl" set are warning Chace to stay away from HoHan because SamRo will flip out if she finds out.
Oh, please. HoHan doesn't know what she's doing. Just because she's lusting after Chace, doesn't mean she's suddenly back on Team Peen. After a few vodka Red Bulls and a couple lines of.... um....Asprin....Chace probably looks like a pretty lezzie princess. Besides, there's no way Chace can give a coochie raspberry the way SamRo can.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Jeffro!
There you are! I missed you yesterday. Well, "missed" as in I was here and you were not, then you were here and I was not. Not "missed" you as in I cannot bear to be away from you for a moment!
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Gee, thanks, Clarisse! Sure know how to make a guy feel wanted.
Yesterday was one of those days where I was acually expected to do some work. The goddamn nerve of some people.
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
Arrrrggghhhh, I hate when this happens.
Totally OT but relevant to yesterday's thread 'bout Big Willie. The case is closed as far as I'm concerned.
From Lainey Gossip;
http://www.laineygossip.com/Will_Smith_used_a_madam_for_gay_sex.aspx?IsM...
Discuss or not. I'm hungry for a tuna-melt.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 1:12pm.
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I absolutely agree.
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Jeffro!
There you are! I missed you yesterday. Well, "missed" as in I was here and you were not, then you were here and I was not. Not "missed" you as in I cannot bear to be away from you for a moment!
Mrs K.,
Hold out for diamonds! Because YOU ARE WORTH IT!
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
Mrs K. is pullin a train...
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 21, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Look, it's very simple. If you're buying me dinner, I'm gonna sex you up.
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Is that a threat or a promise?
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it's an honor and a privilege
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Angel: Actually I don't think it's a fad.
I think it's more like an epidemic.
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Good call, fad was the wrong word. It's like the pop culture saturation effect...more, more, MORE. These young stars being told that they're the best thing since sliced bread gives them the impression that they're bulletproof, they're allowed to skirt the rules of decent society, and are genuinley shocked when it all comes crashing down on them.
Shit that's deep for a Tuesday! :-)
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
Oh you've got to be kiddin me?? If HoHan wants peen she sure as hell ain't gettin any from Gayken Jr. That's for dayum sure.
WORD Angel...
and get on the Love Train
People all over the world (on this train)
Join in (ride the train)
Start a love train, love train (ride the train, y'all)
People all over the world (come on)
Join hands (you can ride or stand, yeah)
Start a love train, love train (makin' love)
People all over the world ('round the world, y'all)
Join hands (come on)
Start a love train, love train
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
That's right, Mrs. K...
We gotta hop-hop-hop right off the crazy train.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:56pm.
It keeps us hopping all the time to be better than we are. We're never good enough. It's a fucked up way to live out a life.
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To once again quote my good friend Mr. Stewart:
Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:57pm.
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I totally LOVE your "SoR-Ray"
so fuNNay!
♥you so much♥
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Look, it's very simple. If you're buying me dinner, I'm gonna sex you up.
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Is that a threat or a promise?
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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:56pm.
insightful and I think true!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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So yeah...Hohan still wants peen...like we ever thought she had given it up???
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
missy, good one too. :)
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
What's Donkey Punch fluid? Do I want to know?
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SoR-RaY JiM-MaY!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Yes! I miss slutty, dick-chasing Lohan. She's so much more fun that lezzie homemaker Lohan.
Submitted by missy on October 21, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Theyre still there.
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LOL!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 21, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Sounds like the latest fad, 'addiction-addiction'. (Addictive personality disorder or something)
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Actually I don't think it's a fad.
I think it's more like an epidemic.
Seriously dude. I don't think we take it seriously enough how much of an effect our environment has on us...in our minds and hearts, you know? We're so fixated on the material. When we think of the mind - we think about 3Rs and memorizing and application leave behind all the ability the mind has to create NEW realities...and we don't bother with the heart at all. Everbody's supposed to be a tough ass and that's that. But the truth is - all this marketing and advertising is really hard on us. It keeps us hopping all the time to be better than we are. We're never good enough. It's a fucked up way to live out a life.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Your Mom: I want to be a Real Housewife.
OMG you (NYC) guys it's raining.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Theyre still there.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Mmmmm Hmmmmm. He is the party.
There is a party in his pants and were invited to listen!
Missy! How can you tell a dead head has been in your house?
I forgot what else i was trying to type!
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Submitted by speakit on October 21, 2008 - 12:50pm.
That being said... would you like to go to dinner sometime?
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as my BFF said yesterday..."Does John McCain have assy taste in running mates?"
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by missy on October 21, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:45pm.
that reminds me of another joke:
How do you know if a Deadhead has been in your house?
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Hmmm....cockroaches?
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Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 12:49pm.
My Uncle David is buysexual.
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*MY* Uncle David is married to his first girlfriend he started dating when he was THIRTEEN! He's, like...50 now or some shit.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Look, it's very simple. If you're buying me dinner, I'm gonna sex you up.
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MRS. K!!! *shock*
Pfft.. pessy is worth more than dinner and a movie. Don't be a slurt!
That being said... would you like to go to dinner sometime?
Sounds like the latest fad, 'addiction-addiction'. (Addictive personality disorder or something)
These people cannot do anything in moderation...booze, drugs, sex, attention, self-tanner...they have to do everything to the extreme. Sure sounds like HoHan to me.
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
Ah, but my dear snowy, it's not all it's cracked up to be....lol...i said "crack."
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 12:47pm.
I'll bet he's a lot of fun at parties.
Am I right?
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:45pm.
that reminds me of another joke:
How do you know if a Deadhead has been in your house?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
My Uncle David is buysexual.
He has to pay for it.
He is nwat hwat.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Your Mom: believe me, my hobosexual role reversal is coming too! LOL
IT BETTER BE!!!!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Some one hold my sacks!
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SALLY SLAP SACKS????!!! OK!!!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
_Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 12:45pm.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
No the only musical thing about him is his gassy tuba sounding ass! LMAO!
And he sings a song to our dog about being a good boy! Its off key and he farts along to it. Really brings a tear to my eye!
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Submitted by zomay on October 21, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Drummer no girlfriend?? Homeless?
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Chu got it, Esa!
So, LoLo - is your boyfriend a drummer?;p
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Hohan can't help herself from wanting peen. I don't think the oyster bumping is going to keep her satisfied permanently.
Whoa! Bosie, calm the fuck down. Yep we're all a bunch of homophobes here on MK's site. *rolls eyes*
OT SamRo's gonna leave this with a broken heart and that makes me sad.
Some one hold my sacks!
What is a drummer with no girlfriend?
I dunno!!!!!
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Drummer no girlfriend?? Homeless?
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
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Submitted by missy on October 21, 2008 - 12:41pm.
I thought hobosexuals were people who like to do it in boxcars while holding burlap sacks?
that way if the person youre fucking asks you to do something you dont want to do, you can just say, "sorry, got these sacks"
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Bwahahahaha.. Oh shit! that's funny.. Boss says.. "get these forms in order"
"Can't, got these sacks"
that is so fucking funny!!!
I'm trisexual. Me, myself and I.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
I am unisexual.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 12:36pm.
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That reminds me of a joke:
What do a call a drummer with no girlfriend?
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HAPPYBMDAY!
I thought hobosexuals were people who like to do it in boxcars while holding burlap sacks?
that way if the person youre fucking asks you to do something you dont want to do, you can just say, "sorry, got these sacks"
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
Lay lady lay
lay across my dinner plate....
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I was once a hobosexual, but now the roles have been reversed--now my boyfriend is the hobosexual because I'm out of a job and can't pay my bills.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
♥Sm♥♥cheS♥ @Triscuit!
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