SamRo Has Nothing To Worry About
Some people seem to forget that beneath the hundreds of layers of fake tan caca, HoHan is still a ho. So when I read stories that she's flirting with other bitches, I'm not surprised. Once a ho, always a ho.
According to 3Am Girls, HoHan was out being a ho and partying at a Diesel party in NYC a few days ago when she set her sights on Chace Crawford. Her main partner in pussy was nowhere around so HoHan attacked Chace and "threw herself at him."
A source said, “She was standing in such a way that some part of her body was always touching him – at one point hip to hip. She was also giving him the filthiest looks, whispering in his ear, and turning everything he said into an innuendo."
Um...she wasn't making filthy looks at Chace. She always makes those looks. You would too if your upper lip constantly smelled like Donkey Punch fluid and boiled fish paste.
HoHan and Chace exchanged numbers and she's been burning up his cell phone with sexy text messages. Whores on the "Gossip Girl" set are warning Chace to stay away from HoHan because SamRo will flip out if she finds out.
Oh, please. HoHan doesn't know what she's doing. Just because she's lusting after Chace, doesn't mean she's suddenly back on Team Peen. After a few vodka Red Bulls and a couple lines of.... um....Asprin....Chace probably looks like a pretty lezzie princess. Besides, there's no way Chace can give a coochie raspberry the way SamRo can.
she's barking up the wrong tree...unless she has a penis he can ride.
I thought Chance was receptive to innuendo?
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.
Hohan probably realized that there was someone in Hollywood that she hadn't already danced the horizontal watusi with. Just another conquest for Hohan.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
A Ho can't dine on vulva alone.
Sam's probably more hung than Chace. I bet she bends to the left.
well, chace certainly looks more femme than samro, so maybe lilo was trying to pull togther a gayelle threesome...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
So what do you call a Gayelle-Skank that goes after a gay douchehoser??
Does a word exist?
On second thought, I don't care.
He probably just wanted her boyfriend SamRo's number. "Wow, Linds your boyfriend is one hot twink"!
As long as this STD infected broad keeps her hands off Chuck Bass I'm ok with that.
She probably mistook him for a soft butch. Watch her be shocked as hell that he's a guy. Meanwhile, I'm waiting for my Hohan dick timer to go "ding!"
Maybe SamRo will let her get her dick fix... I think we all know Lindsay needs it.
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
@Joe S- It wouls have to be made from Titanium and have tire chains as straps.
Submitted by devilgirl on October 21, 2008 - 2:49pm.
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ooh la la. There's no brassiere known to mankind that could take on that challenge.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
@PT Bull- LMAO Lesbiat emptor.
@Joe S- Her tit! Yikes, right?
Submitted by P.T.Bull on October 21, 2008 - 2:42pm.
.. lesbiat emptor--let the licker beware. ;)
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Hahahahahahaha! Good one.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
@devilgirl: What's PT Bull's answer on the avie? I can't find it.
Oh! Just found his/her answer - thanks anyway!
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Submitted by devilgirl on October 21, 2008 - 1:58pm.
@PT Bull- Is that her tit or stomach hanging on your avie?
I can't recall the photo before I shrunk it to avi size, but I do believe she would be a whale of a catch for someone with a breast fetish.
lilo a Drama queen? Yes, that's a more elegant way of putting it. We all like a little drama to keep things fresh, but when it comes to a compulsion for media coverage of sluttish degradation, that's lilo-land.
Notice how paris and britney got their crap screwed down now? Pretty much puts all the reponsibility on lilo. Talk about the b-team.
Bet samro's home with the buckets of chocolate ice cream and tear-soaked kleenex. Feel bad for her, but as I said--het-conversions don't always stick--as they say in latin, lesbiat emptor--let the licker beware. ;)
Yeah, chace isn't that much of a leap from samro--just doesn't need a strap-on.
@PT Bull- OMFG! Thanx, curious minds had to know!
Chace Crawford is basically a post-op tranny anyway.
HoHan can remain with dildos and velvety muffs for a bit longer.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on October 21, 2008 - 1:48pm.
OTOH, maybe lilo is uncomfortable with a stable, loving, partner, and misses her days of degradation and anonymous slutting.
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she's a drama addict.
Trust...it takes one to know one.
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Look at her fucked up parents. Of course Blowhan is a drama queen. She learned that shit from two alcholic/coke-addicted parents who continue to issue statements when they take a shit.
Are we absolutely sure though that Chace Crawford is on Team Peen?
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Im in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a lear jet.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
@Joe Shmoe- In either case, it is truly disturbing!
Submitted by P.T.Bull on October 21, 2008 - 1:48pm.
OTOH, maybe lilo is uncomfortable with a stable, loving, partner, and misses her days of degradation and anonymous slutting.
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she's a drama addict.
Trust...it takes one to know one.
"My name is Bunny Kravitz and I am a drama addict."
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Submitted by devilgirl on October 21, 2008 - 1:58pm.
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Wondering the same thing...........
http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
@PT Bull- Is that her tit or stomach hanging on your avie?
Boiled fish paste? Forget lunch today!
As if we didn't know she was licking coochie for attention.
Is it me, or is HoHan starting to look more and more like White Oprah every day, even looks about the same age....scary...she used to be so cute...oh well.
Lilo's got a daddy complex. She'll never settle with one partner 'cause she's got to continually affirm that she's loved.
Either that or she's a slut.
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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
Jeffro11
I wouldn't fake anything with you *wink wink*
HEY! In the video...the dancing chick...I am SOOOOO cutting my hair like that tonight!
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
Is it as I feared? She is back to craving skin flute?
Sigh--as I said yesterday, its the butch that gets the broken heart. They should know better than try to convert hets, but they can't help themselves--maybe that's part of the attraction.
And to think that samro made the ultimate sacrifice for lilo--she stopped wearing t-shirts everywhere--even sported a bikini and exposed her flesh to that hitherto unnoticed bright object in the sky.
OTOH, maybe lilo is uncomfortable with a stable, loving, partner, and misses her days of degradation and anonymous slutting. One thing I learned the hard way, if a gal has a bad past, she will be quickly get bored with loving comfort.
*gasp* KP did I get my first signature line? Yay
seriously, do you look at that guy and think: "oh he's gonna fuck the shit out of that GIRL" NO. They were just sharing bronzer tips
Jeffro,
If you do not appreciate my gift of Shakespeare then i cannot be your fake girl on the side.
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Faking up with me? All's I was saying is that Willy S. makes more sense high. :-)
O/T, We need some mood music here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bemtqj2uhJ0
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
Snowy!
Had Shakespeare not written that 400 years ago, Benji Madden would have been all over it!!
Mrs K.,
That, my dear, is my all time favorite sonnet!! Not only will i take you to Blue Pointe Grill, but i will buy you a gift card for Blue Pointe Grill so you can take Pudge later!
Jeffro,
If you do not appreciate my gift of Shakespeare then i cannot be your fake girl on the side.
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Mrs.Kravitz!
*looks around to make sure nobody is watchin*
By "it" do you mean "IT"?? Cuz i'm in!
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YES! All you have to do is buy me dinner at the Blue Pointe Grill. I may be easy but I am not cheap.
Hee.
Oh, and lots of Graeter's ice cream.
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
@snowpiece,
I don't know about you but my craving involves a slice of cheese, ten seconds in the microwave and a woman who be a little kinky like that. ;)
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
Not surprised. LiLo is so emotionally needy, theres no way that she'll ever be able to stay in a long term relationship faithfully, gay or not. She likes the sex for the attention.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
She is my favorite. Just saw her profile on wealthy 40 plus personals site [ ____ Seeking 40plus COM ____ ] last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Clarisse getting all poetic up in this bitch, LOL
Benji Madden would love it!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
What i meant to say was...
When, in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featur'd like him, like him with friends possess'd,
Desiring this man's art and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remember'd such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.
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Shakespeare. Please don't do that to me Clarisse, I haven't smoked any weed yet today. :-)
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
bambam: me too!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Mrs.Kravitz!
*looks around to make sure nobody is watchin*
By "it" do you mean "IT"?? Cuz i'm in!
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 1:20pm.
sigh
that guy really had a way with words, huh?
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Hold out for diamonds! Because YOU ARE WORTH IT!
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and platinum...none of that white gold shit
Believe me, Pudge is a gem
But we, me and you, could, ya know, "do it" on the side.
♥
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Jeffro11
Oh shucks. I worded that wrong!!
What i meant to say was...
When, in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featur'd like him, like him with friends possess'd,
Desiring this man's art and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remember'd such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 21, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Mrs K. is pullin a train...
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*shrug*
If someone needs a train to be pulled, I am there.
I'm a giver I give it's what I do.
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be