Tuesday, October 21st 2008

Morning Wood


Some Tuesday morning sexiness thanks to Beyonce and this glittery nymph. And I totally have that outfit in canary yellow - Crunk + Disorderly

Cheetoling with a whip! - Celebitchy

Gis Bundchen to become a Brady? - A Socialite's Life

David Duchovny's tennis instructor denies affair, but is still a famewhore - E! Online

Russell Crowe is growing his mop out for Locks of Love - SOW

The God of Water is dating Barbara Walters'......assistant - Mollygood

Anne Hathaway's umbrella holder doesn't look happy - I'm Not Obsessed

Kittens would have been better - ICYDK

Posted by: Michael K


Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

I also agree regarding the kittens. When kittens dig their little claws into your skin, it diverts the pain from such things as a failing economy.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

snowpiece's picture

I know, the puppies are adorable. who is Rashida?
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angel_i's picture

HOLY.
MOTHER.
OF GOD.

Do you think that guy will marry me?Can you get me his number, MK?Can you give him mine?Do you think he'll like me?(i think he'd like me)When do you think you'll give him the number?Do you think he'll call right away?If he calls me right away do you think he'll take me out?What should I wear?(i better look hwat!)Where do you think he'll take me?Do you think he'll take me DANCING!??? OMG that would be SO HOT!

PS. I wonder if it irks that big sister of the basement baby that his lack of "curves" makes the choreography look that much better...

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Clarisse's picture

MK! Put your damn clothes back on!

Re: Portman and Jones...PUPPY BREATH OVER-DOSE!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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SkyIsGangsta's picture

You're right kittens would have been better but those puppies were so cute! Oh I love baby things. love them.

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snowpiece's picture

LOL mrs g it is a PHENOMENON! everyone yesterday was asking over and over that if Paris had a new Brit boy toy "wait. what about Benji Madden?" over and over and it just took off from there.
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If I did that for routine 3x times a week, I'd never go to the gym again.

Wyle E's picture

Glittery nymph for Hot Slut of the Week!!!

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Just because that sneaky troll only eats children's hair and squirrel nails, doesn't mean she has to sabotage all of us from trying to get some Mexican goodness.

Mrs. Gosling's picture

O.k so you guys know im slow....can someone explain the whole Benji phenomenon...I feel left out =(

speakit's picture

That's a good thing, Russell. I do that too and I've been seriously considering chopping mine off again.

Triscuit's picture

MICHAEL!!!!
We all know that is you!!!
sexy little bitch!

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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Oh my God!!!!! Bravo!!! Loves it, Loves it. Way better than Beyonce. He kept dancing doing his moves in that tiny room while beyonce and her fat ass fat thighs and her big wig hair had to take a whole studio to do the same moves and with more editing. How can make that into a little pic next to my name to post. Can someone please help me?

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Wyle E's picture

MK - come on now.

Fess Up.

Its YOU in that video isn't it?

(FabuLISSimo)

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You just shovel cheese covered chips into your mouthhole.

Farrah's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on October 21, 2008 - 11:10am.
f*ck me but Brit looks pretty good
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ok, i'll try and get Benji Madden to do the first part of yer comment, but dang! i agree! beesh looks like she's got her sixpack back. Askeery!!

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DivasGone's picture

I hate when people do vids like this of themselves but don't even care about the room around them. Like, seriously... take the dirty towels off the door.

And I don't think this outfit would look that good in canary yellow. Black is more slimming.

Lol muncie/snowpiece!

Salem13's picture

WTF was that video?

So Brit really is going on tour, I wonder if she'll take her kids with her?

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Suki's picture

this guy may well replace bryanboy as the gayest gay who ever gayed.... love it!

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snowpiece's picture

f*ck me but Brit looks pretty good
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muncle's picture

Well, there's gay and then there's this guy :S
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snowpiece's picture

wow! Benji Madden has really slimmed down, it must be all the dancing.
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Sharon's picture

This proves once and for all that Beyowoulf was created in a lab by a bunch of trannies. That said, he/she dances way better than Beyonce.

"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"

Some people are soooooooo retarded!

JuneStar's picture

Anne Hathaway has some mini vagina arms going on.

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is it just me or is the only thing worth clicking this morning is the video. now i'm a woman but how the fuck would you go about putting something like that on? someone edumacate me please...i guess i'm just a little slow this morning

LoLo's picture

OH MY!!!! I couldnt stop watching her dance but i had to mute the got dayum Beyawnce yoddle song because Beyawnce's voice makes me feel jumpy and violent!

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StewieGriffin's picture

femme queens love Beyonce...and those are pretty much the only fans she has. He's gross, I'd hate to be seen out with that.

oklahoma's picture

So I knew David D was a sex addict. mmm addict.. but I didn't know he cheated.. I just thought he like masturbated, did like puter porn, and tickled his wifes sleeping body w/ his peter.. hmmm.

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snowpiece's picture

come on MK what do you have against puppies!>!!> did you see that little yorkie! OMG!
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loozer's picture

Ok, I am skeered now, but I would love to see MichaelK in his canary yellow outfit.

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